AN: I have new inspiration for this story. Here is the second chapter, I hope you all really enjoy it.

Now for a rant.

I understand that some people feel that all stories dealing with Naruto requires him to be a complete idiot, but my stories aren't like that. This is a FANFICTION! A figment of my twisted imagination.

End rant.

Oh, and for those who care, someone used most of the first chapter of Naruto: The Grey side of the Force. And that person is GoldenDragonKing. I have no problem with sharing parts of my stories, but as all authors would most likely say, I expect to be given credit for the work put into making those pieces used. All I'm asking is that people PM him or review telling him this, so that he will admit to using my material.

On a better note, I would like to say that they direction he took the story is great, and I hope that he will continue it. I'm impressed at the way he wrote it, but I do want credit for the entire chapter he took from my story.

Please review if you agree.

Oh, and in connection to this story, Yuffie has been replaced by Sheeva. So the harem is now:

Ruby

Moka

Kurumu

Mizore

Shizuka Nekonome

Sheeva Shokan

(Chapter 2)

It had been a few weeks since the arrival of Naruto at Youkai, and already word was getting out that he was the "Alpha of Youkai" and that he had already claimed two incredibly hot girls as his own. And while many of the male monsters of the school seethed that he had such hot girls, even more were scared about what he would do if they were caught looking at his girls.

The Uchiha was a very intimidating person, his laid back and easy going attitude quickly leaving him when a teen named Saizo attempted to "claim" Ruby and Moka from the Ten tailed Bijuu.

He was reported to be permanently eating food out of a straw, and the brain damage made him periodically lose control over his bowls.

Now here was the teen, sitting calmly at a table reading The Inferno by Dante. He had taken to reading the more dark books, and had become infatuated with the way that the Epic Poem wove a story of Dante's visit to Hell.

As for what the Uchiha thought of Youkai, he honestly thought that the students were garbage beneath his feet. All the males were here to find a mate to give them strong kids, and the females were of the same mindset.

Now while he wasn't a pervert, he did have a healthy appreciation for the female body.

Ruby could attest to that.

He was brought out of his thoughts by a yell from a nearby lake. Standing he made his way there and saw a busty blue haired girl laying on the ground, obviously the source of the yell. Making his way, slightly faster, to her, he asked. "Are you alright?"

The girl looked at him and cupped her breast. "Yes. It's just, these are so heavy. I couldn't help but fall down."

Giving a nod, Naruto picked the girl up ad started to make his way to the Nurse's Office. "So, may I ask your name?"

"Kurumu Kurono. And what is yours?" She batted her eyes at him, with Naruto feeling an illusion setting in.

Dispelling it, he answered. "Naruto Uchiha."

Kurumu looked at him, her eyes wide as she looked at the Alpha of Youkai. He wore a black shirt that said Control the Population: Support Cannibalism! on it. He had black faded jeans and black converse on. Tied around his right arm was an orange bandana. "Well then, Naruto," She said while grabbing his head and pressing it into her bosom, "You will be mine, right?"

Naruto pulled his head back and dropped her on the ground, getting a yelp from her. Looking at her and pointing comically, he said. "Oi! What the fuck? I help you, and you try and seduce me while casting an illusion on me? The fuck!"

Kurumu watched as he turned and sprinted away, her eyes narrowing as she remembered what her mother had said once about the Uchiha.

(Flashback)

Ageha looked at her daughter as she prepared to leave for Youkai. "Kurumu, whatever you do, if you meet an Uchiha, be nice and courteous to them."

Looking at her mother, Kurumu asked. "Why? What's so special about these Uchiha?"

"The Uchiha Clan is made up of Bijuu. And Bijuu are known to be very strong. They have no care for other races, only themselves. They are recognized as the most powerful race, but their numbers have been waning. Because of that, I want you to promise me, never mess with one." Her mother said seriously.

"Why? What would one of them do?"

"If a Bijuu is going to school with you, he'll be looking for strong mates. And due to this, he will seek out prominent females to claim as his own. I just want you to be careful. We succubae need to try and find our Destined Ones faster. Our race is dying out too fast. And if our blood mixes with theirs, they would be able to claim our lands as theirs."

(End Flashback)

"You will be mine, Naruto Uchiha. One way, or the other." Kurumu whispered.

(Elsewhere)

Naruto looked over his shoulder and shivered. He felt a forlorn feeling that he should start watching out for rapists. Looking ahead, he saw Ruby and Moka along with Zetsu waiting for him to eat lunch. Walking over to his friends, and in the case of Ruby and most likely Moka, mates, he sat down. Pulling out a scroll, he unraveled it and unsealed a bowl of steaming potato soup.

Grinning, he exclaimed. "And here comes the food!"

Digging in, the group kept up a casual conversation and were in the middle of a debate when they were interrupted.

"No Zetsu, Led Zeppelin will always be better than the Rolling Stones." Naruto said.

"And why is that?" The plant man asked.

"Because they had the sense to stop touring ages ago! The Rolling Stones are like, ninety, and they still-"

He was cut off by the arrival of a certain cyan haired girl. "I should have known it was all your fault, Moka Akashiya! You just had to get in the way of me and my destined one!"

Ruby frowned at being ignored but chose to watch as Moka replied, confused. "And who is this Chosen one?"

Kurumu became enraged as she tackled the pink haired girl. "It's Destined One you bitch!"

The two girls rolled around on the ground, their clothes slowly being ripped off as they did. Naruto n noticed that a crowd was gathering, mostly boys, and turned to Zetsu who nodded. The plant man let a few vines extend from his body and scare the foolish teens away.

Naruto pulled Kurumu off of Moka as Zetsu helped said vampire up. Kurumu snarled as she said. "Let go! She deserves to pay! All she's using you for is for your blood! That's all vampires want! She's a dity blood sucker!"

Moka burst into tears at that and ran away, Ruby following after a nod from Naruto. Said Uchiha scowled at Kurumu and said, in an icy tone. "Kurumu, I have no idea what the fuck goes on in the brain of a succubus, but I do know that what you said was uncalled for."

"But with me, you would be free from her." The blue haired female said.

"I don't like anyone who hurts someone precious to me." The Uchiha said with a glare before heading in the direction that Ruby and Moka had went, Zetsu following behind.

Kurumu sat there, a pondering look on her face.

(Later that night)

Naruto cracked his neck as he stood in only a pair of pajama pants and a white shirt, preparing for bed. A nock at his door caught his attention , and when he answered it, he was surprised to see Ruby there, wearing a red silk bathrobe.

"Can I come in?" The Witch asked, nervous as to what her plan may bring about.

"Of course." Naruto replied.

They sat on his bed for a few moments before Ruby said. "I had a talk with Moka today, and I told her about the multiple mate thing you were subjected to. And, if you got to know her better, she's willing to give it a shot."

"That's nice. She seems like a nice girl. But, that's not the real reason you're here, is it?"

Instead of saying anything, Ruby kissed him passionately. He returned it as he stripped her of her robe, exposing her to the night.

(The next day)

Moka looked at a strangely glowing Ruby as she sat at the lunch table, a curious expression on her face. Next to her was a grinning Naruto. Zetsu shook his head and ate his…

Looking at the box of cereal in shock, Moka read the label: Artificial Human Bits, with real muscle! Looking at the casually chewing man, Naruto answered her unasked question. "Zetsu is a cannibal. But, he eats a human substitute. No need to worry. Unless you choose to wear barbecue one day. Then you should run. He love barbecue."

They sat in a companionable silence that descended upon the table was shattered by the arrival of a regretful looking Kurumu. She looked at Naruto and asked. "Naruto, I'm sorry for my actions the other day. Can I please sit here and do you forgive me?"

"You can sit here, but it's not me you should apologize to." He replied.

The succubus looked at Moka and said. "Can you ever forgive me, Moka?"

The Vampire smiled as she said. "Forgive what?"

Seeing that she was forgiven, Kurumu grabbed Naruto and pressed his head between her breasts. "Yay! Now I get to spend time with Naruto!"

Said Uchiha's arms were flailing as he struggled to breath.

Escaping the massive bust, he yelled. "AIR, HOW I HAVE MISSED YOU!"

After that, they all sat down and spoke to each other, getting to know one another better, when a shadow appeared over the table. Looking up, they saw a large girl with an impressive bust and a hard face looking at them, her arms crossed under her bust, accentuating it nicely.

She had black hair tied in a ponytail, and wore the Academies female uniform, minus the jacket. Looking at them, the girl asked. "Which one of you is Naruto Uchiha?"

(Omake- Zetsu and Naruto go to prison)

Naruto and Zetsu sat in their cell, scared shitless as to why they were here. Seriously, how were they supposed to know that marijuana was still illegal in all the states besides Colorado?

A large shadow appeared and a large African American appeared in doorway. "The Boss wants to speak to you."

Grabbing Naruto, he lead the Uchiha away.

(Three Hours Later)

Zetsu looked up as he watched in silent shock as Naruto walked in. His hair was braided into cornrows and he had numerous tattoos all over his body. "Naruto, what happened?"

"I don't know. I accidentally kicked their leader in the balls, and was made their king. Soon after, I beat a man to death with a sock filled with butter. Zetsu, I wanna go home." Naruto answered, starting ti break down in the end.

Zetsu looked at Naruto and said. "Well, at least you aren't called Poonugget!"

Elsewhere, in an alternate Naruto dimension, Rosalie sneezed. Scowling, she had the distinct feeling that a certain fox that was staying with them would be dying soon. Cracking her knuckles, she made her way to said Uzumaki's room, only to be stopped by the sight of Alice covered in fox tails, Naruto's bare upper torso exposed for all to see.

Naked.

With a jolt, Naruto awoke from his dream. He had no idea what the fuck kind of dream that was, or who the hell Rosalie or Alice were, but the sounds of Ruby moaning, as he was still sheathed inside her, caught his attention.

Her mumble of "round two" brought a grin to his face.

(End Omake)

And that is the long awaited second chapter to this story. Sorry about the two rants above, but those two things piss me off.

As for the Omake, read my Twilight Fox for what Poonugget is.

Have a nice day.