AN: I haven't updated this in a while, so here we are! And do to some excellent suggestions, I have a question: I am replacing Nekonome with Keito from the PSC. So Nekonome is paired up with Zetsu. And as for Sheeva, I have a certain member of the Akatsuki who will make an appearance and join the group. here's a hint: Money Money Money!

(Chapter 3)

Naruto looked at the large female that had just openly challenged him with confusion marring his face. Why would someone willingly seek him out just to challenge him to a fight? Albeit, not many people truly knew exactly what he was, as rumors spread that he was nothing more than some kind of Vampire Yoko hybrid. But still, come on! he had just sat down from dealing with the whole Kurumu episode and was prepared to eat his delicious ramen for the day when this crap happens! What next, his parents turn out to be alive and in hiding so as to protect him?

The girl, Sheeva, was strong if the Youkai signature coming from her was any indication. But now? Hell no! He was Naruto fucking Uchiha, the Juubi no Shinigami! The only being capable of surpassing his father, Madara uchiha, in shere power alone! Hell, his mother, Tia Harribel, was apart of the Nine-Tails clan of Bijuu! "I'm sorry, but I believe I misheard you. Did you say that you actually want to fight me?"

"Yes. This school has been filled with such weak males for as long as I can remember, but then you came along, the supposed 'Alpha of Youkai Academy.' I wanna see if there is any merit to that statement." Was the reply she gave him.

Shit. All he wanted was a nice day, then he has to deal with a Succubus, now he has this crap on his plate? Why couldn't he go to a nice, normal school? Oh right, fucking Kuyo had to try and make an illegal Sex-Slave operation and he was here to stop it, while also finding mates to help him restore his dying breed. Just perfect.

Sighing in exasperation, Naruto stood, his face equal with hers as he reined in his temper. After all, it wouldn't be cool for him to get angry and stop a mud hole in this chick. "Listen, I'll fight you. But not now. later, when I have a better chance to unwind and do homework."

Seeing his point, Sheeva agreed. "Fine then. But we fight next month, deal?"

"Deal."

After she had left Naruto turned to his group and said. "Well, I guess this means lunch is over."

Soon after, he disappeared in a flock of crows.

(Two days later)

The scores for the exams had been posted and naruto watched as his friends all found theirs. Zetsu had made it as the 32nd, Kurumu as the 75th, Ruby as 53rd, and Moka as 13th. But what surprised them is that Naruto had placed 1st out of every student in the school.

What they didn't know was that a little ways away a certain brown haired witch was seething. How dare that buffoon take her spot! She was the smartest, she was the best! It was no fair that he got to have Moka and be the number one in the school!

Listening in on their conversation, she began to formulate a plan.

"Wow Naruto, you got first! Congratulations!" Moka said, happy that her friend had made such an impressive score.

Kurumu smiled. "This calls for a celebration! I say an orgy at Naruto's is in order!"

Zetsu sighed at the blue haired girl before saying. "As much as he would enjoy that, it seems to me that he is in quite the predicament."

Following his pointed finger, the girls all saw Naruto surrounded by what scared even the most hardened monster. even Issa Shuzen feared these mindless, horrid creatures that preyed on the strength of anything.

Fangirls.

All the girls scowled as dark auras surrounded them, and unbeknownst to them, several other girls. One had light purple hair and eyes, the other a darker purple, one was a blonde, and the final one was surprisingly Sheeva.

Naruto was scared now. he had never felt fear before, so this was new to him. These random girls just started to cling to him, begging him to have their babies. Nothing he had ever gone through prepared him for this. He was saved by the arrival of a small girl, barely over ten years old.

From her attire, he guessed she was a witch. Releasing a miniscule amount of youkai, the fangirls scattered to all corners of the school. Looking at the girl, naruto smiled. "Yo! How you doin' today? Can I help you? My names naruto Uchiha!"

The girl smiled as well. "My name is Yukari Sendo, and yes, you can help me by staying away from Moka!"

Confused, Naruto asked. "Umm, why should I?"

"Because, she is too good for you! She's the smartest, prettiest girl in school and doesn't need a bad influence like you ruining her!"

"I think the choice of who she spends time with is entirely up to her. But, if you would be so kind as to spend some time with us, I believe that you can come to be a good friend."

Yukari scowled at him. How dare he patronize her. "I don't need you! i don't need anyone! I'm fine on my own!"

Naruto watched as she ran away, his eyes soft as he remembered all the years he had spent alone in the Villa, teaching himself the things a parent should. It broke his heart to see a girl have to deal with that. The fact that she was so young and in highschool no doubt made making friends difficult for her. Not only that, but she was one of the people on Kuyo's list made him very interested in her now. That and he could most likely be the one to extend a branch of friendship to her, and maybe, he could help her grow to be a strong young woman.

After all, he did speak from experience.

Narrowing his eyes as a trio of students followed the girl, Naruto said. "Zetsu, place one of your spore clones to watch after that girl. Ensure that she doesn't come to harm."

"Got it Boss."

Sighing to himself, Naruto walked away, lost in thoughts about his past and his future actions, too busy to see the concerned looks coming his way.

(Later)

Naruto growled as he dodged a swipe from a Lizardman. He had followed Yukari and had watched as she fought these fools. Impressed, he was about to leave when she fucking dropped her goddamn wand! seriously, it was like some giant force was making him out to be a freakin superhero!

Acting quickly, he dispatched the Lizardman and walked towards a shocked Yukari, who was clearly not expecting such an act of kindness. Kneeling beside her, he unsealed his first aid kit and examined her knee. "It appears to be just a few scrapes and bruises, although it may be sprained if the way you fell was anything to go by."

Tending to the shocked witch, naruto started to speak. "When I was a little boy, my parents disappeared, leaving me all alone. No one cared about me and many simply ignored me. So each day I trained, studied, and practiced to be the best at anything I do. But one day, the loneliness got to me, and I had to leave my home. I traveled to a distant place, and met a girl who had the prettiest pink eyes. She was crying as she held onto a dead old woman. After hearing her story, I offered to take her with me on my travels, and now she is what i would consider my best friend. if it hadn't been for her and her friendship, I would never have beaten the man who attempted to take my family legacy. Then I learned a simple truth: We are at our strongest fighting for the people we care for. Now, Yukari, do you want to come and hang with us and eat some ice cream?"

It was obvious as to what her choice was.

(Mikogami's Office)

The parents of the monsters that had been targeted by Kuyo all looked at the touching scene before them, a multitude of emotions running through their minds. Fujiko Sendo had a smile on her face at the young man who had given such wonderful advice to her daughter. She had been afraid that Yukari would be unable to make any friends this year, but those worries seemed to wash away.

Ageha looked on in indifference. She honestly disliked Bijuu, thinking that they were nothing more than overpowered bullies. It may have been bitter of her to dislike them due to her own experiences with Madara years ago, but this boy claiming to be his son couldn't possibly be as bad as the Elder Uchiha.

Tsurara watched in apathy, hiding her giddiness well. She had been close to Madara in her youth, his best friend, and when she found out that he and his wife, who was also one of her best friends, was expecting, she had been determined to set her future children up with it. Now it seems she had finally been given that chance.

Issa watched with nothing showing on his face, but Akasha was cooing slightly at the young man. On the inside he was dancing happily that Naruto had shown interest in Moka. He knew that if Moka were to marry into the Uchiha, then her future would be ensured and the Shuzen safe from any kind of attack by the other Vampire Clans for fear of retaliation from a Bijuu.

As for Akasha, she was so happy for her daughter. From what she had read in the letters that were sent to her, Naruto Uchiha was a kind man, if a bit weird and funny at times. It had worried her when Issa had told her of Kuyo's plot, and angry that the Yoko would even try it. Her worries increased when she learned that a Bijuu was at the Academy, but after learning who his parents were, she relaxed. Tia had been one of the best, most kindest friends, she had ever had.

From the looks of things, he had inherited his fathers near impossible levels of strength and his mother's calm headedness.

The only one who was angry was Gyokuro, who had come along because of boredom. She hated Bijuu. They were the only race capable of defeating Vampires, and she had been a part of the group that attempted to extinguish them from existence. She had specifically targeted Madara Uchiha, as he was the only person to ever not fall for her looks, and Tia Harribel, as she was considered the Alpha Female of Youkai during their years there. She had spent years searching for them, and when she did find them, they fucking disappeared!

Now their son was here and ruining the carefully laid plans she had made to ensure that the various Youkai in the world remain subservient to the Vampires.

They watched as Naruto picked up Yukari and placed the girl on his shoulders, walking back to the Academy, not noticing the dark purple haired girl who crept out of the woods as he did.

(With the girl)

The girl had dark purple hair and brown eyes. She had on a black button up shirt and red tie, with a black mid thigh length skirt and black pantyhose. She wore black heels and had on a PSC coat on.

She was simply known as Keito, and she was interested in the 'Alpha of Youkai.'

From the information she had learned from the various students, Naruto Uchiha was considered one of the best and brightest. Kuyo had heard about the Bijuu, even if the rumors of his Youkai type were false, he still wanted to be sure of the weaknesses the young man had.

And while she was cruel to an extent, she did understand that some of the things Kuyo was doing were unforgivable. But, she had found naruto's weakness: he was a bleeding heart. Anyone who needed help or asked for help got it, no matter what.

Sighing, she made her way back to Youkai, ready to report what she had found out to her boss.

Unknown to her, Zetsu had been watching her and he grinned. he finally found the lead that Naruto needed.

(That night)

Naruto went over the facts that Zetsu had given him earlier. Kuyo had sent a girl, Keito, to spy on him for weaknesses. And though he would hate to do it, naruto needed to use his friends as bait to get more information out of the spy.

But not without leaving them protected.

Which was why he was on the phone talking to a friend whose sister had been permanently crippled by Kuyo after he... punished...her.

"So, are you interested in a new job, Kakuzu?"

AN: And it ends here. bet you didn't expect that, now did you? As for the inclusion of Kakuzu, he will be a new type of Youkai created just for this story, a Majin. Any questions?