AN: Whatcha gonna do people? New chapter and an excited me! I have several surprises in store for you, as well as the inclusion of Tamao in the harem. That goes as such:

Ruby
Moka
Kurumu
Mizore
Tamao
Keito
Shizuka

Zetsu has his own pairing as well:

Sheeva

Oh, and for those of you who think I described the Juubi as a fucking rabbit, please look up a picture of the Juubi. Instead of having one eye, though, I gave it two.

Oh, and the PSC girl is out of the harem, and Sheeva will be going to Zetsu. Shizuka will stay with Naruto.

(Chapter 4-True Nature of the Bijuu )

Naruto leaned against the wall of the school, casually sipping a juice box. Yeah, that's right, even badass motherfuckers like him needed to stay hydrated. And what better way than his juice box? No other way was better! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Juice Boxes were for the people who had no time to actually buy shit. He was Naruto Uchiha, and he never, ever, had time for anything but his plans and his bare essentials, ie: Sex, Food, Sleep, Video games, waffles, and ramen.

Now if only he could find a way to combine them all...

Finishing his drink, Naruto ambled towards the cafeteria, a mild hunger setting in as he did. He hadn't eaten anything today, and was rather peckish. He hoped that Ruby had made a soup today.

The sound of a scuffle caught his attention as he turned the corner, only to come face to face with the sight of a several teens in pink coats glaring at him. Raising an eyebrow, he smiled in a lazy manner. "Yo! Can I help you?"

One of them stepped forward. "Yes you can stay away from Moka!"

Another one stepped forward. "Kurumu Kurono!"

A third stepped forward. "Yukari Sendo!"

And the final one stepped up. "Ruby Toujou!"

All at once, they all said. "We are a part of the Love Club! Devoted to our worship of these lovely ladies!"

Naruto looked at the pests before him in very thinly veiled annoyance. He especially disliked the one who apparently worshipped Yukari. That was creepy and weird, as well as creepy. Did he already say creepy? Oh well, it's just doubly creepy. Sighing, Naruto looked at them all with a glare, releasing a minute fraction of his youkai, stealing the air from the perverts lungs. In a deadly voice, he spoke. "Listen good and well, if I see any of you ever again, or trying to do anything inappropriate to any of the girls that all of you have proclaimed you love, then I will do horrible, unspeakable things to you. Things that can get me killed for being a war criminal. Things that would make a vampire cry. Things that your pathetic brains would be unable to cope with, causing you to become nothing more than useless vegetables. Have I, in any way, made myself unclear as to my instructions?" At their fearful shakes of heads, he smiled brightly. "Good! Then if you excuse me, I have a lunch to eat as well as girls to warn about this pathetic group of refuse that thinks that they can intimidate a predator."

After he left, the Leader turned to the chubby one and asked. "Did you shit yourself?"

He wrinkled his nose in disgust at the answer.

(Later)

Naruto roamed the halls, examining each club stall in boredom as he did. Today was the day that they had to pick a club to join for the year. He had already vetoed several clubs, clubs that had nothing to do but be a pervert.

And while he was a bit of a pervert, as all males were, he kept it under control and monitored. He had no reason to chase girls skirts all the time, and even then he had no want to lower himself to that pathetic existence. He was the fucking Juubi! The absolute strongest Bijuu in existence! He already had a mate who practically threw herself at him!

A crowd of boys caught his attention as he walked over to a booth, filled with scantily clad females, one of which had the most beautiful smile. He stood to the back of the group, watching as the girl explained the finer points of the Swimming Club, before she noticed him.

The girl, Tamao, blushed and smiled sweetly at him, before a strange sensation of hate overcame her desire, making her look at Naruto with sharp eyes. "Hello, care to join the swimming club?"

At that time, all of the girls that (As far as he knew) were vying for his attention walked up. Moka looked nervous about swimming while Kurumu gushed at the thought of Naruto seeing her in a swimsuit. Ruby gave the idea some thought and conceded that it would be a decent idea if tried.

Naruto looked at the girl and smiled politely. "As much as I would love to swim with you, Tamao, I believe that some of my friends wouldn't like the idea very much."

"Oh nonsense! Everyone has to swim eventually in their life! Come on, what's the worst that could happen?" Tamao asked.

(Two Hours Later)

"Exactly this." Naruto mumbled with a twitching eyebrow as he wore a pair of orange swim trunks. It had started out fun, he had to admit that, but soon it turned even creepier than the perverted group that he had confronted earlier.

Zetsu had somehow been coaxed into a pair of green trunks, his white body for all to see his nice definition. After they had gotten here, Tamao had immediately attached herself to Naruto, getting several glares, some hidden, others not.

Then, it turned out that she, along with the other girls of the Swimming Club, were all mermaids. And they tried to eat him and Zetsu. If the plant like teen hadn't of been able to sink into the ground, then no doubt he would have been salad.

Not so much for Naruto. He was stuck standing atop the water by channeling youkai to his feet, surrounded by a transformed Tamao and her 'friends'. Looking at them, he sighed as he made handsigns, remembering a certain ability his father had in his library.

"Lightning Release: Shock Palm!" He slammed his now lightning covered hand onto the surface of the water, sending electrical shocks coursing through the mermaids in the water, knocking them unconscious. Naruto looked at the after effects of the attack and gave a sad nod. He hated using violence to solve his problems, preferring to speak and use logic to make his opponent realize that they were in the wrong.

It went against the nature of Bijuu to not seek out violence, as they were naturally trying to find the strongest opponent and defeat them, raising their status through combat. It was a barbaric system that had lead to the near obliteration of their race, and Naruto had made a vow to put a stop to the system of hate and violence.

Picking up a shocked Tamao, Naruto watched as Zetsu dealt devastating blows upon a foolish mermaid who thought she could sneak up on him. She was promptly knocked away by a giant root that had burst from the ground.

Nodding to his friend, they made their way to the other girls, who had finished their respective battles. Seeing the unconscious form of Tamao, Yukari asked. "What're you going to do with her?"

Looking at the young witch, Naruto said. "Take her to the infirmary. This entire event has left a bad taste in my mouth."

"What do you mean?" Kurumu asked.

"This was obviously a trap, set by someone to try and get rid of us. There is evidence that Tamao was under a strong illusion to make her more aggressive. I want to know who and why."

They all nodded in understanding, having come to a similar conclusion while fighting. All of the girls had glassy eyes, as if they weren't aware of their actions. If so, then someone powerful wanted them dead.

Naruto had a feeling he knew who, but kept it to himself. That person had been one of the four monsters who had supported the annihilation of his race, and had been off the map for years after. That person was responsible for opening the portal that sucked his mother and father away, leaving him alone.

If it was that person, then he would relish the feeling of their heads being ripped from their body.

But for now, he had to deal with a confused mermaid waking up in his arms. Tamao looked at the, in her opinion, heavenly man sent to her. (AN: HAHAHAH!) It was as if God had created this man just for the pleasure of females. What with his scarred face and chest, his ripped and muscled chest, and his kind eyes, he was what many would consider the perfect package. And the way he smiled softly at her, as if to put her at ease made her warm inside.

So they talked, Naruto and his group to her, about the whole experience, and she apologized profusely for her actions in attempting to, in Yukari and Kurumu's words, 'rape and eat him.' She quickly became friends with Ruby and Moka, who both understood that she had been confused and not in control of her actions, leading them to realize that there was a bigger threat out there than just the PSC.

(later that night- The Uchiha Apartment)

Naruto and Ruby sat across from a tall, tanned man with shaggy brown hair and stitches all across his body. He was Kakuzu, a member of the Ragdolls, who were living creatures with the ability to prolong their lives by eating hearts.

"So let me get this straight, you want me to enroll here, just so I can help you take down Kuyo?" The man asked. At Naruto's nod, he nodded. "Ok. Sure. Let's do this shit."

Naruto looked dumbfounded at that. "Seriously?"

"Sure. I mean, I am getting paid, right?"
(The Next Day)

naruto looked at Nekonome-Sensei as he and Ruby walked to class, seeing the raincloud over her head as she walked the other way. He stopped and asked. "Umm, Neko-Sensei, is something wrong? You seem awfully down in the dumps today."

She sighed as she looked at her star student (And secret crush) and answered. "Well, the school's going to shut down my club, the Newspaper Club, if I don't get people to join up soon. Can you please help me?"

Naruto nodded, seeing a tactical move in joining a club with access to all parts of the school. "Sure. I'd be a good journalist."

Ruby nodded as well. "And I could help set the print."

Soon, all of the group came randomly out of the woodwork, confusing Naruto who glared at the writer for making things too easy for him.

Moka gave a happy smile as she said. "I'm a bit of a perfectionist, so I can be the editor!"

Kurumu said. "And I can write cooking tips."
Zetsu gave a brief nod. "I am a good investigator."

Yukari beamed. "I can write homework advice."

Tamao said, almost sheepishly. "Well...I suppose I can do an advice blog."

A new voice spoke up, deeper and full of wisdom. "And I can sell the Newspaper."

Everyone looked at the newcomer as he leaned against the wall. he had shaggy brown hair and green eyes with red where the white should be. he had solid muscle on him and was pretty tall, almost as tall as Zetsu. he wore the male school uniform, but not the blazer, and had the cuffs rolled up to his elbows, revealing thick stitches on his arms. Yukari asked the question everyone but two certain individuals wanted to know. "And who are you?"

The man grinned as he extended his hand out to her. "Kakuzu Heart, at your service."

(Elsewhere)

A man looked at his lovely companion, a beautiful blonde, and both nodded. They had been gone for over a decade, nearly two, from their beloved son, captured by a man who wanted the power of the Bijuu.

Now they had a chance to escape.

To escape the man-god Pain.

AN: This is what I have decided to call this part of the story the 'Introduction of Future Bad Guy' part of the story. And no, it isn't Nagato. nagato has his part in the story, and will be a minor character.

Next chapter is the cemented Harem, so for those of you who have a suggestion as to who should be in it, suggest now or forever hold your peace.

(Omake)

Ruby looked at naruto, a gasp escaping her as he nipped and sucked at her neck, her hands tied to the bedposts as he had his wicked way with her. She felt his thickness enter her, pushing all the way to the entrance of her womb, tickling it as she gasped and writhed in pleasure.

As he pulled out, she gasped and moaned at the feeling of losing the large piece of man meat from inside her. Naruto leaned over to her head and whispered. "Ruby. Ruby. Ruby1 Ruby! RUBY! RUBY!"

Ruby awoke to see a blushing Moka as she raised her head from her desk, observing the class as all of the males and females blushed from what she had been saying in her sleep. She looked at Naruto, who was equally asleep, and wondered what he dreamed about.

(Naruto's Dream)

Naruto groaned as he felt her lips on his dick, her soft tongue worked wonders for him as he bucked his hips. He felt his release and he sighed in relief as he felt her lick it all up.

Standing before him was a giant, woman shaped bowl of ramen, wearing a bikini, and he was so happy. The only way it could get better was if...

A giant waffle came running through the hall, being chased by a bowl of potato soup.

He watched as Ramanista went back to work on his dick.

(Real World)

Kurumu awoke with a start as she found herself laying at her desk in her room, drooling. Looking at the cup of Red Bull and teriyaki sauce, she growled out. "Next time I see Zetsu, I'm gonna castrate him for giving me this recipe!"

(End Omake)