Naruto The eroninja In the footsteps of greatness

Naruto had read that poetry was a good way of impressing girls. Naruto also knew that poetry complimenting the girl would work best , after all who doesn't like someone telling them all the good things about them?
The problem Naruto faced was actually writing something on the level of what he had read , which for a young boy vs a professional writer of romance was not going to be easy. So far Naruto's muse had come closer to giving him lymericks and bad valentines messages, his latest attempt read as such :
'roses are red
ramen is tasty
rhyming is hard
Ramen'
'perhaps' Naruto wondered 'it would be easier on a full stomach' and with that to Ichiraku's ramen he went. Naruto had quickly realised to keep his late night forays into the library a secret , even from people like Teuchi and Ayame , he also decided not to act on the ideas from various books until he had some definate proof that he won't be lynched for testing his thoughts in reality. 'On the bright side' Naruto figured ' all that reading has done wonders for my vocabulary'

Naruto quickly came to curse his new knowledge as he quickly came up with thoughts no child should be having . In Naruto's defence Ayame is a rather attractive girl , she was also one of the few people (and currently only female) that was nice to Naruto. If that was all Naruto could have handled it but Ayame had been working rather hard today and was working up quite a sweat from all the hot food , now normally it wouldn't be that bad for her , she had worked there a long time and was used to the heat but today she had been feeling weak and to compensate was leaning on anything available.
This included Naruto , which caused issues because Naruto wasn't a tall person and Ayame was about a head taller than him causing Ayame to unknowingly press her 'assets' against the poor would be poet.
Naruto had to make a prodigious effort not to react to what he could feel against the back of his head because her father was looking right at him , holding a meat cleaver , Naruto's face didn't react but he was a little redder than normal and was trying desperatly to burn this image into his head forever. Really at this point Naruto's innocence wouldn't live past the day. However his imagination would be much better off and in later years Naruto happily agreed that it was a fair trade.
Naruto promised that as soon as he got home he would write down every thing he was thinking about Ayame (that wouldn't get him slapped) because it really was better than everything else he had written combined. Naruto then began to think 'if I can do better when I am actually experiencing what I'm writing about surely if I look at the girl I want to write about while I take notes then I'm guarenteed to come up with something'

Somewhere in fire country
Jiraiya sneezed 'clearly some beauty was thinking about me and why wouldn't she think about such a brilliant specimin of the male gender'. Let it never be said that Jiraiya was a humble man, or in this case correct. Jiraiya , for some unexplicable reason , found himself flashing back to the first time he thought about gathering 'research' with the perverse giggle he was famous for.

A/n I know that theres a bit of a jump for Naruto in literary ability and perverseness but Naruto is still a kid and he's not even aware that what he's doing is going to be perverted YET when he does realise expect questioning followed by acceptance