Naruto The Eroninja The Aftermath

Naruto was fine. He had recovered from his head injury , he didn't have a concussion so 'why in GOD'S NAME DO I HAVE TO STAY HERE'. Naruto was fine, apart from the fact that he hated hospitals. So he tried to distract himself with thoughts of the escapades that had caused his time in this white-washed hell.
Naruto couldn't decide whether it was worth it. On the one hand he got to see and was hugged by the purple haired beauty and had written almost 4 pages on her alone. On the other hand he would have got caught if he hadn't decided to genius his way out which was what landed him in the hospital. Naruto couldn't decide but one thing he knew , he was not trying that again without an escape route that doesn't involve knocking himself unconcious. After hearing about the kunoichi he had also decided that he would be a jounin capable of defending himself from everything they could throw at him before he came back on a wednesday , unfortunatly that meant he wouldn't get to see that beautiful lady again for many years but in return for his safety he could deal with that.
Naruto couldn't wait to get out and retrieve his notepad , thankfull that he had the foresight to hide it so that it wouldn't be found and destroyed. He had so many things to write down , not just his musings on what he had seen but things to research and ideas on how he might evade detection 'and maybe how to blow up Konoha General hospital , what he really didn't like hospitals'

Naruto would have continued his thoughts on destruction if the Hokage hadn't chose that moment to visit Naruto.
''So Naruto are you enjoying your stay'' the old man said with a grin. ''That's not funny old man I don't need to be here , I'm fine and I have things to do''. Naruto angrily replied ''Oh would those things by any chance involve the hotsprings , the ladies were quite generous in praising you for trying to defend them , you know''the kage questioned ''w-well it just didn't seem right that that old man was watching them'' Naruto answered scratching the back of his head sheepishly while thinking 'damn it , he knows I'm sure he knows, wait the old man's nice , maybe he won't rat me out or at least wait till I've updated my will'.
''Really Naruto I don't think the 'man' was that old after all he seemed like he was about your age''the Hokage said as he turned to leave with one final parting comment ''While it was a creative escape I would prefer that you not get caught again , seeing you in pain is only funny for the first few minutes'' And then the Hokage took a notepad out of his pocket and gave it back to Naruto before leaving Naruto alone with his thoughts.
'Hang on a minute the old man didn't tell me not to do stuff like that , he just said don't get caught' Naruto realised and took the old man's words as a blanket pass on what he was doing (didn't think that through did ya Sarutobi).
He decided to spend his time flicking through his notes and when he came to the end he saw a message that he knew he didn't write it read ''Anko Mitarashi , 'your purple haired beauty', as you describe her is a tokubetsu jounin in the interrogation and torture department , with emphasis on the TORTURE part. While it's cute seeing you describe one of the scariest people in the leaf in such terms you may want to find a less dangerous crush''
'Huh' Naruto thought 'I didn't expect that but if he thinks I will cease using such a beautiful women as a subject of my writing just because she can kill me then he doesn't know me so well. But maybe avoid anything that would cause her to kill me'.
'On the bright side I know her name now and if she's nearly a jounin then maybe she could end up my jounin sensei.' Naruto thought as he lost himself to fantasy.

A/n bit shorter but I couldn't see a way of continuing. No Anko won't be leading Naruto's team he was just thinking. I have too much I can do with Kakashi reading icha icha when Naruto secretly loves the series. I might move to the academy next chapter ,try to actually progress the story.