A/n no one ask where I get chapter titles I really don't know they just appear regardless of whether they fit or not.
the eroninja focus of the downtrodden
Sasuke was ...ashamed I guess? By how much he had enjoyed Naruto's prank but also the fact that here he was breaking into the library for more porn. Oh he didn't really admit that, if questioned he was checking whether they were real books and how Naruto knew THAT kind of literature ...but really he was in it for the porn.
It wasn't really his fault, after all Naruto had a rather large mental repository of images to project on his ninja equipment many made just to appeal to boys like Sasuke. So far Sasuke had managed to confirm several things. 1 Naruto had very good taste in porn. 2 despite rumors to the contrary (Kiba's fault) Sasuke was DEFINATLY straight. 3 Sasuke WAS going to rebuild his clan, that way even if he failed as an avenger he still fucked Itachi's plans to wipe out the Uchiha.
Sasuke had, after a moments hesitation packed up the things he had found for reading later 'maybe if he was careful he could hide it in his history book, it's not like he really had to know the Nidaime's birthday offhand was it ?'
It was then that the shock of his life happened as he was walking out of the library he walked, quite literally, into Naruto spilling both of the boy's reading material over the floor. Sasuke looked at the books Naruto had and couldn't help but blush at the ero and anatomy but couldn't help feeling impressed at the books on chakra, slightly revising his opinion of Naruto 'he pulled off pranks getting through the guard of everyone at the Academy and he has been studying could it be an act.' Naruto was terrified to say the least. Sasuke had discovered him and while it was funny knowing that Naruto's prank had allowed Sasuke to see something other than himself, there was no question that he was fucked. Knowing Sasuke he either wouldn't bother telling anyone, which is great or he'd reveal it to anyone he could , less great.
Sasuke realised that Naruto wasn't going to be the one to start this conversation and so tried to keep things lighthearted and away from blackmail potential and so with false cheer (it's Sasuke think slightly less moody than normal) declared ''well seems we've both decided to stock up on reading material for Iruka's lectures.''
Naruto was happy, he could work with jokes, he was somewhat back in his comfort zone. He was still utterly confused that SASUKE of all people was joking with him but it's a start. ''I guess it's not just me and Shika that don't pay attention then but really with Sakura and Ino it's kind of difficult to hear Iruka over the screeching.'' Naruto replied.
Sasuke then did something Naruto wasn't expecting, he facepalmed before groaning and asking Naruto ''why do they have to be such fangirls? Don't they realise that if they don't spend time training then they'll die as soon as they have a real mission?''
''Well maybe if their brilliant brooding avenger told them that they might listen'' Naruto answered grin firmly back in place.
''You know I might just do that, then at least their fights might get interesting, who knows maybe they'll end up ripping cl0thes off'''
Sasuke stated with a small smirk ending the conversation with ''I assume that neither of us will be mentioning this to anyone else.''
Naruto however was known for getting the last word and so he took the parting shot of ''I'm not telling but if you need references for new books or want to complain about fangirls you know where to find me.''
As Sasuke walked he considered what had just happened carefully 'yeah Naruto's definatly more than he appears and I really need to sort out my priorities' Sasuke knew that one day he would kill Itachi but that doesn't mean that he has to obsess until it happens. Sasuke cast away all deep thought as he opened the book he had decided on 'icha icha paradise' and for the first time in many years Sasuke finally reacted like a normal teenager when he turned the page as he let out a faint cry of ''yay tits!''
Somewhere in fire country ''And so in a strange turn of events a second pervert shall be born as a friend and rival to the Chosen. He will follow the Chosen's path and together they shall perv beyond any perverts before ''
'Man I've got the lay off the sake' a certain white-haired sannin thought once again making prophecy with the aid of alchohol.
A/n I can't tell you how fun that was to write or how unplanned it was. Just imagine Naruto- covert pervert Sasuke- partner in crime Sakura - stalker and Kakashi - porn lover all on one team.
Team Pervert Lives! Mwhahahahaha.