Summer rays of sunlight filtered past the blinds into the room. Feeling the beams of sunlight warming his face, Onodera's eyelids fluttered open. After adjusting his eyes to the dimly-lit room, he glanced at the alarm clock. Ugh, it's 5am on a Saturday, I can sleep more... Onodera yawned before rolling over, curling into a ball and shutting his eyes. They shot wide open again when he felt a warm breath creep across his neck. He threw his head upwards to see a sleeping Takano, inhaling and exhaling softly. Oh, it's just Takano-san.. Onodera closed his eyes again, drifting off into slumber. It's funny how Takano-san seems so peaceful when he's asleep but a total asshole when he's awake...
Wait...
"Takano-san?!" Onodera's yell bounced off the walls in the room as he leaped out of bed. "What the hell are you doing here?! Why are you on the same bed as me?!"
"Shut the fuck up! It's 5 in the morning!" Takano grabbed the sides of his pillow and wrapped them around his head, muffling his voice.
"And by the way, this is my god damn room!" Takano's voice emerged from the pillow.
"Eh...?" Onodera's eyes swept through his surroundings before widening in realisation.
"EHHHHH?! Why am I in your room?!"
"If you would shut up, I would gladly explain the situation!" Takano bellowed.
After a short moment of silence, Takano said ,"Yesterday night we went out for drinks after work and as usual, you blacked the fuck out after your 2nd drink, and I, again, had to carry all the way from the bar to my apartment. Now how about a word of thanks?"
"Th... thanks... And I don't black out after my 2nd drink! I happen to be very skilled at holding my liquor in college! I just lost my touch..."
"By holding your liquor do you mean not blacking out after 3 drinks? Amazing!" Takano remarked sarcastically, clapping his hands in awe.
"Shut up!" Onodera said before spotting something drooping over the bedside lamp that caught his attention.
"Umm.. Takano-san.."
"What?"
"Why am I shirtless?"
"... Figure it out yourself."
Onodera flushed bright red before stomping over to the bedside lamp, grabbing his shirt and pulling it over his head hastily. Oh no... did something happen again last night? But my pants are still on... but there're hickies on my neck and my chest! But my pants are still on.. but I don't remember getting these hickies!
"Gaahh!" Onodera ruffled his own hair in frustration as he mind-wrestled with the different scenarios that could've happened the night before. He headed to the bathroom.
I seem to be walking fine... but I'm used to it now, so I can walk normally after we... we... don't get distracted, Onodera! Stay focused!
"I can't believe you don't remember..." Takano entered the bathroom, half-naked(top half, obviously),leaning against the door frame.
"Remember what?!" Onodera exclaimed, frustrated. He was getting too confused.
"Nevermind..." Takano left the bathroom, leaving Onodera alone with his swirling thoughts. Arghh! Did he say that to make me think we did something? Or did we actually do something? If something really did happen, I couldn't possibly not remember it, can I? Well actually there was that one time... but something like that doesn't just happen twice so easily! Ugh! Onodera splashed his face with water to calm himself down before walking into the living room.
Takano was making coffee, still half-naked, and asked,"So, you remember yet?"
"No... and I'm not going to let it affect me! And put a shirt on!"
"You know you're dying to know what happened... and you know you like me without a shirt." Takano smirked seductively, handing Onodera a cup of coffee.
"No I'm not, and no I don't! I don't have to know what happened last night!" Onodera spluttered, cheeks colouring.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"S-stop staring at me!"
"I'm not staring at you."
"Yes you are!"
"Only because you were staring at me."
"I was not!"
"You were too, if you weren't, how would you know I was looking at you?"
"Ugh!" Onodera let out a noise of exasperation before giving up and drinking his coffee. Takano was inwardly snickering; bickering with Onodera was what kept him energetic.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"You raped me in my sleep!" Onodera exclaimed suddenly.
"Maybe I did and maybe I didn't. I thought somebody didn't care to know?"
"I-I don't! I just think that.. I-" Onodera was silenced by Takano's lips capturing his.
"You're cute when you're overwhelmed." Takano resumed drinking his coffee nonchalantly.
"I-I'm not overwhelmed... and I'm not cute!" Onodera rubbed his lips, but Takano's taste lingered.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"You took off my shirt, draped it over the lamp, left hickies on me, and fell asleep beside me, to make me think that we did something, didn't you! I know that truth now!" Onodera snapped his fingers in realisation, a smug smile gracing his face. However, seeing Takano's stoic expession raised his suspicions yet again. "Right? Right...?"
"Maybe." Takano smirked.
"You're saying this to throw me off again! We didn't actually do anything! Hah! I've got you now!"
"..."
"Wait no, you might be doing this because you want me to think that we did nothing so I won't be pissed!"
"..."
"No, that's exactly what you want me to think! Nothing happened!"
"..."
"Arghhhh!" Onodera pulled his hair in vexation and irritation, still trying to solve the mystery of the night before. Takano sipped his coffee, smiling in amusement as he watched Onodera go berserk over his own theories.
Hi! Thanks for reading! :D No lemons this time cause I've been really busy this week, and any lemon that I write right now would turn out to horrible. This idea's just kind of been floating around in my mind for awhile, just mindless bickering over the two :) I hope you liked it, and as for whether or not they actually did the nasty, I'll leave it to you guys' imagination!
Also, I want to thank people who've been leaving reviews for me, you guys make my day! Please continue to leave reviews and get me through my long school days! :)