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You are Karkat Vantas, and you are having the worst fucking day. First you were scared shitless by a fucking sweat barn, and now all your romcoms have been fucking mutilated, someone broke your troll Will Smith romcoms. You also have an odd feeling that you are being watched and that is kind of messing with your think pan.
You are getting pestered by one of your 'friends', checking it you find out it was Terezi Pyrope.
"H3Y K4RKL3S"
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT"
":[ C4NT 4 G1RL S4Y H3Y TO H3R FR13ND?"
"NO…I MEAN FUCK, YEAH YOU CAN"
"H4H4H4, H4V3 YOU S33N N3P3T4 4NY WH3R3:?"
"HOW SHOULD I KNOW, AND WHY SHOULD I CARE"
"YOU W3R3 TH3 L4ST TO S33 H3R, 4ND I THOUGH YOU TWO W3R3 FR13NDS"
"WAIT THAT WAS OVER FOUR MONTHS AGO!"
"1 KNOW K4RKL3S, 3V3RYON3 IS WORI3D 4BOUT H3R"
"I STILL DON'T SEE HOW I WOULD KNOW WHERE THE FUCK SHE IS"
"K4RKL3S, SH3 D1SAPP3R3D 4FT3R T4LK1NG TO YOU, YOU 4R3 SUSP3CT NUMB3R ON3"
"NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN"
"H4H44H4;] BY3 K4RKL3S"
She stopped trolling you as you put your hands over your eyes, why is it you are always last to find this shit out. This would however explained Equius' behavior did. Seeing as that is not how he normally acts. Sighing you go to see if any of your romco-
You just saw movement in the mirror and you are sure that that was not you. You turn around to the movement to see a blue knit hat, no not just a blue knit hat Nepeta's blue hat, this not only angers you it confuses you. You have no idea how it got there or where the troll it belongs to is. The fact is you are worried about the girl, despite how weak she is she is still to…adorable to hate? You aren't completely sure about that but you go with it none the less.