First of all, many thanks go out to; those who reviewed last chapter. This one is especially dedicated to each and every one of you.

Well, this is not supposed to be a serious story. Accordingly, and in the love of everything humorous, somethings are blatantly overrated. I try to keep my characters true to themselves, but I will do anything, and I mean anything, for some good humor.

So expect some OOCness and please excuse it.

I hope you like it.

Oh, and keep in mind that: whatever is underlined; is the therapist's speech.

General notes:

Acting on a personal request from the supreme commander of the Gotei 13th, a unit of 5 psychiatrists, has taken residence in the Seireitei. We have been dubbed "Gotei 13th Mental Health Clinic". Our main task is; to directly address some issues that the So-Taicho seems to be facing with his subordinates. We opted to work gradually, from the most severe cases to the lesser ones. However, after closer inspection of the ongoing situation, we have come to the conclusion that; there are no lesser cases. Accordingly, we will be proceeding randomly.

First session:

We move to address the case of; the ongoing feud between squad six captain; Kuchiki Byakuya and Squad eleven captain; Zaraki Kenpachi.

The commander's words on describing the situation between the two were, ad verbatim:

"They are insane. None of them could stand the other for two seconds. After the winter war, it was my humble hope to celebrate our victory with a little get together for the captains and the lieutenants, as well as the highest seated officers and the Ryoka. However, with those two there, it ended in a squabble. Even though; in the beginning, Byakuya was composed enough to avoid engaging in physical combat, his and Zaraki's infuriated Reiatsu's were enough to suffocate the entire room. That incredibly shy girl, O- I don't know, I keep forgetting her name. Well, anyway, she passed out. And after a few intense moments of them staring each other down, the entire room turned pink, as flower petals enveloped the place. On the other hand Zaraki's exponentially increasing Reiatsu caused everyone to run for their lives. I had to break out my Ryūjin Jakka, to tear them apart from one another. They ruined the celebration for everyone. Well, almost everyone, since Shunsui was too drunk that; he thought the flower petals were for a parade honoring him. It was almost worth my while, seeing him jump at the petals, before getting scratched and whining about it for a while, before trying it again; only to receive another injury. Serves him right for calling me…. Ah, I apologize; just fix Zaraki and Kuchiki before I end up killing them."

Session notes:

"Why the hell did you bring me here?" Came Kenpachi Zaraki's rugged voice. "And why the f*** is he here?"

"well…." I started but was cut off by the other participant in the session.

"I find myself most inconvenienced to have to agree with him. However, summoning us both here at the same time is unforgivable." Byakuya Kuchiki agreed in an icy monotone.

"I…." I attempted to speak once more, however….

"What do you mean by that? Lighten up princess or you'll end up breaking a nail."

Byakuya eyed him impassively. "You should refrain from addressing me so companionably. You are only allowed to sit in close proximity with me, for reasons of this session; however, I assure you that; this does not mean that you are a worthy counterpart."

"What the hell did you just say?"

The Squad six captain, looked rather impassive. However, even though I was incapable of deciphering the meaning of his impassive glare, I could tell that; he was seriously considering rolling his eyes at his fellow captain's lack of cognitive abilities.

"And what the hell are you looking at?" The bigger man declared, his words directed at me. This was my cue to step in and start the therapy session. This is where the healing begins and they will…..

"I'm talking to you woman." He hissed in a husky tone.

"Yes I was about to…"

"Refrain from hassling her." The raven haired captain ordered the disgruntled one. "And you." He said addressing me. "Why did you call us here?"

"A…."

"She's probably one of your fangirls Kuchiki-Hime."

"Zaraki Kenpachi your words will not go unpunished."

"Yah, Yah spare me. What are you gonna do 'bout it hah? Call on your flower collection and decorate the living Sh** outta me." He finished laughing raucously. The other man twitched.

"Just man up and admit it princess."

"Zaraki….."

"All the signs are there."

"Kenpachi…."

"Your ultimate weapon is a flower bouquet. F***en Pink flowers. How much more obvious does it get princess."

"And yours is a nameless stick." The other man responded in a venomous tone.

"So?"

"In itself, I must admit that there is nothing wrong with your Zanpakuto. However, it's the connotations that align themselves with it, that raise an issue."

"Hah?"

"Allow me to break it down to a level that you can understand." The Kuchiki heir declared condescendingly.

"Enlighten me."

"Well, you carry a huge stick. You really don't need to have such an oversized weapon. Actually, it would come as such a disadvantage in battle. Accordingly, I'm inclined to believe that the gigantic length of your Zanpakuto is nothing but; an attempt to cover up for your lack of said attribute in other areas."

For a second Zaraki stared at the man before him. I thought he wasn't going to react; however, it soon became obvious that he was already reacting. The incredible weight that was now pressing against my chest assured me that; the man has in fact understood what the other captain implied and was consumed by anger to such a degree that; his Reiatsu came seeping through.

I wonder if I should have run.

"YOU ***************************************************************" he declared as he charged at the other man.

The increase in the levels of spiritual pressure was too much for me to tolerate.

The last thing I heard was:

"Chire, Senbonzakura"

I wonder if the costs of reconstructing the office will come out of my salary.

"OH, pink petals." I declared one second before fainting. "OUCH, NOT FLOWERS."

Please let me know what you think, I need to know whether to keep going or not. And if you have anyone in mind, that you'd like to visit our poor therapist, let me know.