First of all thank you guys so much for reading and reviewing.

I meant to finish the Byakuya and Zaraki case right then and there. But, I actually decided that; it might be fun to toy with them a little more. So this chapter and the next will be a continuation of said case.

Also So far, this is the Mental Health Institution's patients' chart:

Soifon: Cat Fetish

Hitsugaya: Anger management

Ayasegawa Yumichika: extreme Narcissistic personality disorder

Yoruichi Shihouin: Exhibitionism

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"Your behavior was unforgivable." Came an ancient growl. The So-Taicho of the Gotei 13th was livid. He actually got a little hopeful, thinking that the shrink might solve his problems. But to have her very first meeting turned into a full out fight between two captains, which subsequently caused her office to be destroyed and her to be injured, this was just too much. "What do you have to say for yourselves?" he fumed.

The two dignified captains standing in the middle of the room felt the weight of the amused glances of their fellow captains, on them. Zaraki shrugged, "It was all Kuchiki-hime's fault." He said simply.

"I would like it noted; that he is still alive, despite his severe disrespect for my person." Came a level monotonous reply.

The oldest and most powerful man in Seireitei was no fool. He knew that if he tried to talk it out with them, he'd get nowhere. Those two took circular reasoning to a whole new level.

You disrespect him, why?

Because; he started it.

Why did you start it?

Because; he disrespected me.

That was it with the two. Yamamoto twitched slightly, before his eyes travelled to the stick like contraption in his hand (Which is his disguised Zanpakuto).

"Maybe I have been too lenient with the two of you." He said, as he moved to release the fiery weapon and show them; true power.

"So-Taicho please wait." Came a weak female voice from behind him. The forgotten female was standing there, supported by the old man's own lieutenant. She was bruised and battered and she was eyeing the whole scene warily, for fear of another Zanpakuto release incident, which she theorized; is bound to bring about her untimely demise.

The moment she spoke; the attention of the entire room shifted towards her. Psychiatrist or not, the woman really hated being the center of attention, especially when said attention was that of the most powerful people in the universe.

"Yes, Rose-San?" So-Taicho questioned patiently. Well, as patiently as he could, given that the woman just stopped him from disciplining two of his biggest troublemakers.

She gulped, "Ah- I don't think violence is the answer, sir." She said, as confidently as she could. At that Zaraki and Soifon both snickered sarcastically, but were stopped dead in their tracks after receiving the full weight of the old man's glare.

"Please elaborate?" the man egged her on.

"Yes, of course." She paused, drawing in a deep breath. "What I mean is that; it is my duty to assist you in solving the problems using psychiatric tools." She said simply, before motioning for the lieutenant supporting her. The moment he saw that, he let her go and moved to get out of the room.

The entire room watched, as he returned with a rectangular box in his hand.

"What's with the fancy box?" Zaraki questioned. "Got me a present?"

"Well, I guess you could regard it as a present." The woman sang. "Nature's present."

The entire room stared at the woman with a deadly mixture of confusion and curiosity. The captain of squad eight even took a few steps out of his place in line to get a better view, as the woman unwrapped the box. "Shunsui." Was all the old man had to say to get him to swiftly move back to his place, with a frazzled expression on his face.

More unwrapping.

And the entire room seemed to be edging forwards to get a look at the contents of the box.

"Normally, this is reserved for younger people and it's normally used for other purposes. However, this time I think it's for the best to use it with captain Kuchiki and captain Zaraki." The woman said absently, as she started taking the lid off the box. "It is the best tool for teaching couples to work together." She said happily causing the entire room to blink in confusion.

And just before Byakuya attempted to passive aggressively threaten the woman never to use such a word in reference to him and Zaraki again; the woman reached into the box and grabbed something. She held that thing up high, which caused silence to fall on the entire room.

Not that they never saw such a thing before. They have, I mean they know what it is, but they never expected to see it in their meeting room. And they couldn't even begin to imagine what the most violent man and the most stoic man in Seireitei could possibly do with such a thing.

"W-whats?" the youngest captain questioned.

"It's a baby." She chirped. "Well, it's a doll, but it's a little baby doll." She twitted.

"You're…. You're …. Why?" Soifon questioned, eyeing the thing with augmenting dread. It seemed as if, one wrong move on the doll's part and Soifon would call for her Zanpakuto and bee-stab it into oblivion.

"It's ok Soifon Taicho." Rose placated, the seemingly distraught woman. "It's not for you."

"What the hell?" Zaraki growled, causing a few people around the room to snicker.

"I believe that; what he means to say is: you are insane." Byakuya offered.

"Yes, you are insane." Zaraki concurred. "But also: WHAT THE HELL?"

"I think I could explain that." Unohana pitched. "The baby is used to teach couples about the trials of being a parent. The young couple would take to caring for the doll, which perfectly simulates the actions of a real child. However, I do not understand why you would use it on Zaraki Taicho and Kuchiki Taicho."

"Oh, that's simple." The psychiatrist started. "Parenting always brings people together. It always helps them see and understand the real personality of the other person. This is exactly what captains Byakuya and Zaraki need: understanding."

"WHAT THE HELL?" Zaraki growled.

"The two of you will be required to care for this child for the next couple of days. It is equipped with many monitors that would insure that your every move is recorded."

"WHAT THE…."

"The baby will alert you whenever it needs something and you two are to schedule yourselves to cater to its needs."

"HELL?"

"Any questions?"

"Just one…." Pause. "WHAT THE HELL?"

"Zaraki taicho please try to….."

"There is no way I will be doing such an undignified thing with such an uncivilized person." Byakuya intoned. "And that's final."

"And I already have a little hellion. I don't need a new one." Zaraki added. "HELL NO."

"They'll do it." Yamamoto stated with finality.

"But….." came their collective reply.

"No buts." He said, turning away.

"Ah, that's great." Rose sang. "You could be like its grandfather or something." She commended to the retreating man.

So-Taicho stopped dead in his tracks. "Hell no." he said before he disappeared.

Rose blinked for a second, before she registered that with the old man gone, she was alone with two very angry men and a room filled with bemused people eager to watch her get torn into smithereens.

She smiled nervously. "I should tell you that; I'll be monitoring you through the many cameras, that the twelfth division has installed in Seireitei." She said as she turned to run after the So-Taicho, her injuries long since forgotten.

"WHY YOU LITTLE….

"Chire Senbonzakura…..

"So-Taichooooo, wait for me…..

To be continued….