I know I never update this story. And I'm really sorry about that. I had exams and other stupid stuff, but now I'm back and I'll try to update more often. I'm really grateful to all those who have reviewed and faved this story. This really made me so happy you guys :D Thank you so much, and I hope you like this new chapter.
An innocent psychiatrist sat in her office behind her desk. The woman sat back in desperate contemplation as she observed the snow storm raging outside. Silently hoping that the little captain messing with the climate doesn't end up turning her into a Popsicle, especially after finding out what she has in store for him.
The woman sighed desperately as she pondered just how far the little taicho went, after receiving her invitation to come see her alongside his lieutenant. *If that's what he does for a mere invitation, then what will he do after the session.* She thought emitting yet another tortured sigh.
Things haven't been working out well for our beloved therapist. The woman, who was one of the best mental health professionals around, was currently stumped and that was just after seeing her first case. *I completely messed up on that one, didn't I?* She reflected as her mind quickly flashed back to her encounter with Zaraki and his stoic highness Kuchiki Byakuya.
The woman cringed at the thought. But to her defense those two were just hopeless. *Oh God*
And now she really had to step it up, since she knew for a fact that the only thing hotter than So-Taicho's fiery Shikai was his temper. And she was very, very and I mean very close to meriting his unbridled fury. That's why she opted to take on the little captain who was driving the old man crazy with his feud with his busty lieutenant.
She figured that if she could resolve said feud, she might actually manage to get on the old man's good side.
But, if she fails….
Oh God,
If she fails, well then at least she won't have to worry about being barbecued by So-Taicho since the little captain will probably freeze her dry first.
*Yup, I'm screwed.* was the inevitable conclusion.
Clinic's log:
Second Case:
Acting on the request of the Commander General of the Gotei thirteenth, we move to address the case of the maladaptive relationship and interpersonal difficulties between the tenth division's two commanding officers. Witnesses' statements about the relationship between the two have been gathered to further shed the light on the situation at hand. The following are excerpts from the gathered statements.
"Well, the two are a match made in hell aren't they?" was the statement made by the squad 8 captain Kyouraku Shunsui. He kept on laughing as he stated; "But she's just too much fun as a drinking buddy and he's a good captain."
"They're both beautiful, what else is there to say?" Declared the 11th division's 5th seat Ayasegawa Yumichika.
"Well he's a twerp with a stick up his butt. Walking around all high and mighty; that shrimp's like shorter version of that prick Kuchiki. God he pisses me off." Commented the 11th squad captain, Kenpachi Zaraki, on being asked for his assessment of the situation.
"I do not have the time to engage in frivolous babble about the internal operations of other squads." Was the less than friendly comment, rendered by the 6th division captain.
From the aforementioned interviews captain Toshiro Hitsugaya appears to exhibit classic signs of anger management issues. On the other hand, lieutenant Matsumoto Rangiku appears to suffer from substance abuse (in the form of alcoholic drinks) and what has been described by some as; "a chronic inability to do anything productive".
These hypothesizes will be further explored through the session.
The clinic's leading psychiatrist doctor Rose has been tasked with investigating the case.
The following are the actual session notes:
"Welcome Hitsugaya Taicho, Matsumoto Fukutaicho." The psychiatrist greeted formally. "Thank you for coming in on such a short notice."
This was met by a low growling noise emitted on the part of the young captain and a bright smile on the part of the chipper lieutenant.
"You can call me Rangiku." The strawberry blonde chirped, much to her captain's dismay, "and we're happy to be here."
"Speak for yourself." Was her captain's grumpy comment. "I don't understand why I need to e here."
"Well, Hitsugaya Taicho from what I have learned; the two of you have been having communication problems, not to mention that some people claim that you might suffer from some….." The woman trailed off as the little captain froze her with an icy glare.
"Suffering from what?" he questioned darkly.
"Ahem," she cleared her throat, putting on a professional façade, "some people believe that you suffer from some anger management issues." She finally finished and a chill literally ran down her spine as the temperature in the room dropped by a few degrees.
"Anger management issues." He parroted, his eyebrow twitching in a manner that could only be described as deceitfully adorable.
"Awww, Taicho don't worry, I hear there are some amazing anger management classes out there. I know a lot of people who…"
"I do not have anger management issues." He said irritably.
"Hitsugaya Taicho, I believe you were the one who said and I quote; 'You are a menace and an eyesore, don't bother me, die'." The therapist read of a piece of paper that she has formally prepared.
"This doesn't mean that I have anger management issues." The white haired boy insisted.
"You were talking to a door."
"It was no mere door." Hitsugaya shot back grumpily, causing his lieutenant to snicker.
"It was a motion activated door in the human world." Matsumoto explained to the therapist. "He always has problems with those."
"Poorly designed contraptions."Hitsugaya muttered grumpily.
"Well, maybe we should really discuss your anger management options." The psychiatrist suggested. "I mean…"
"I don't need anger management." The little captain said with finality and started getting to his feet.
"Anger management will just piss him off Rose-San." Matsumoto said rather insightfully. "How ironic is that." She added as an afterthought before she started laughing.
"Shut up Matsumoto." He said in his trademark icy tone. "This is no joke." He added getting to his feet.
"I'm leaving."
"Hitsugaya Taicho please wait…." Rose started.
"Oh, don't worry Rose-San. I'll get him over it, Taicho's not one to talk anyways. I'll just fill the whole place with beautiful flowers, we'll go for long walks together and I'll even buy him lots of candy."Matsumoto said happily, getting to her feet as well.
For his part, her poor captain who was by now in the doorway froze in his place. Maybe talking to the psychiatrist isn't so bad after all. I mean, according to Hitsugaya Taicho anything beats having to endure what Matsumoto just described.
"Sit down Matsumoto." He said coldly.
"But, Taicho…."
"We're staying." He said, returning to his seat.
For her part the therapist beamed, unsure what just happened but thrilled nonetheless.
I'm glad you decided to stay Hitsugaya Taicho, now let's talk about….."
"Before we talk about anything, I would like to say that it is all her fault." Hitsugaya said grumpily, as he pointed an accusing finger towards his feisty lieutenant.
"Whaaaa, Taichooo…" She whined.
"It's all her fault. It is always her fault."
"How so?" Rose questioned. "Are you saying she is the reason for your anger?"
As an answer Hitsugaya gave her a look that roughly translated means; Dah-you-idiot-of-course-she-is.
"Wait…. Taicho…." Matsumoto growled, "That's not fair, I never…"
"Just 2 days ago, you caused a situation between our squad and the 12th." He accused, having decided to take no prisoners, if he's going down then by God he's gonna take her with him.
"She did?" Rose interjected curiously.
Matsumoto laughed nervously, "waaait, just wait, it wasn't so much of a situation it was…"
"She snuck into their main lab and attempted to snap a picture of that freak show Mayuri while he was taking a shower." Hitsugaya accused. Yup, he has now decided to dedicate himself to proving that someone needs therapy alright, but it ain't him.
"Wh-Why would she do that?" Rose questioned confusedly.
"How would I know?" Hitsugaya replied crossly. "She was probably drunk or something." He suggested.
"That's not true." Matsumoto said in an offended voice. "I wasn't drunk, and I had a very good reason to go there." She said defensively.
"And that would be…." Her captain challenged.
"Umm…. Ano…."Matsumoto struggled, and Hitsugaya sat back in his chair ready to rest his case.
"No, I have a reason. You see, a few days ago in an SWA meeting we were discussing Kurotsuchi Taicho."She said honestly. "And we came up with this theory….." She added with a sneaky smile. Had he been a lesser man Hitsugaya would have rolled his eyes knowing full well just how stupid this is gonna be.
"And what would your brilliant plan be?" He asked sarcastically.
Matsumoto brushed off his sarcasm, too engrossed in her excitement about that plan to even care, she then lowered her voice as if confiding a secret in her captain and Rose, "we theorize that the only reason Kurotsuchi Taicho wears that mask is because he is really really handsome and he's just too afraid that women will swarm him if he took it off." She finished victoriously and then paused as if waiting for applause.
In unison, Hitsugaya Taicho and the therapist gawked at the busty lieutenant.
"No, I'm being serious, that's the only explanation." She said quickly.
"Are you sure, that's the only explanation?" Hitsugaya questioned in a voice laced with sarcasm.
"Well, you might think that he would hide his face because he's ugly. But we really don't think so." Rangiku reflected.
"And why is that?" Her captain questioned, more than ready to face palm.
Happy to finally get his attention and have him curious about one of her plans she elaborated, "That's because, he's a scientist and he has already enhanced every part of his body. That's why we're sure that he has also enhanced his face and then he made it too beautiful that women just couldn't resist it." She finished excitedly.
Hitsugaya just raised an eyebrow, and called upon every ounce of self control he had in order not to start smacking his head against a wall.
Taking this as a sign of admiration for her deductive capabilities, Matsumoto pushed on, "That's why I broke in, Taicho. I just wanted to see how he really looked like. Nemu San told me that her father takes a shower everyday at 7 so I just went in to check. How could I have known that he has Nemu-San watch him when he showers, and that she'll discover me and he'd end up having her pin me to the ground." She said in an innocent tone. "I mean how freaky should a man be to have his daughter watch him shower. Now that's who you should be treating Rose-San."
Hitsugaya just kept silent, reminding himself that losing his temper would just end up proving that he has issues, so breathing deeply, he maintained his empty expression.
Accepting this as a sign of approval, she once again pushed on, "See, Taicho, if you just gave me a chance to explain I would have told you all this and we won't have a problem." She finished with a smile, completely unaware that her captain was barely restricting himself from turning her into an ice sculpture, for being what he viewed as; 'the epitome of stupidity'.
He might have been silent, but the temperature in the room suddenly took a dive into subzero figures, and before he could say a thing, the therapist who was watching the whole seen with a mixture of trepidation and fascination decided to step in.
She started with a nervous laugh and then she proceeded, "Hehehe, ma-Maybe we should change the subject." She said quickly. "A-Ah, the two of you have always had some issues, but I have noticed that lately those issues have increased, what is the reason behind that?" She questioned, hoping for a distraction.
At that, the two exchanged a long meaningful look. Hitsugaya looked like he was about to kill Matsumoto if she dares to answer this question, while Matsumoto looked as if this was the chance she has been waiting for her entire life.
Without any regard for her captain's threatening glare, or the hand that went unconsciously to the hilt of his sword; Matsumoto turned and beamed at the therapist.
"You see Rose-San, I have been trying to fix Taicho up." She said, ignoring the fact that her captain was staring daggers at her at the moment.
"Fix him up?" Rose questioned excitedly. As a matter of fact, the young captain was quite the looker. Even the much older therapist found it very hard to keep her mind off of that. So, the topic of him having a girlfriend was incredibly exciting.
"Hai, Hai….." Matsumoto said, nodding happily.
"Matsumoto." He warned.
"You see, there's this girl that he really likes and I've decided to help him talk to her….."
"Matsumoto….."
"But the problem is that; he has absolutely no experience with women, so I kinda need to start from scratch you see I ….."
"Reign over the frosted heavens…Hyourinmaru….."
And just like that everything went white. But before she passed out, our beloved therapist who by now was starting to get used to her sessions ending that way managed to declare; "when I regain consciousness, let's take Hitsugaya Taicho to a speed dating place for practice and we could also get him instructors to help him talk to women and…" And at that the woman was enveloped in snow, deceitfully beautiful snow.
Alright, so next chapter, Hitsugaya Toshiro goes speed dating, before getting to sit down for an actual date with the one he likes (Guess who?), he gets a few pointers from some of the playboys and for her part his lieutenant has more fun with her captain than she ever thought possible.
If you're excited for the next chapter, please review :D You get a cookie if you guess his crush :D
Until next time ;)