I don't own Hetalia and its characters.
"So how do you intend to prank America?" Spain asked Prussia.
"The AWESOME me has an AWESOME plan already!" Prussia proclaimed.
"Is it really that AWESOME?" I asked Prussia.
"Cab bie… (I hope so…)" Cabbie was still eyeing Gilbird.
"Knucks… (Same here…)" Knuckles glanced at Prussia then at me.
"Knuk nuks? (Can I?)"
"No you can't." I told Knuckles fully aware that he wants to attack Prussia again.
Knuckles grunted, annoyed that he can't torture Prussia.
"So what is this AWESOME plan of yours?" I asked the albino.
"That THE AWESOME me will think of the AWESOME plan with his sheer AWESOMENESS!" He explained.
"Is he still sane?" I asked Spain.
"It does sound like a good plan." He nodded cheerfully.
"Can this get even more stupider than it already is?" Romano groaned.
"I am AWESOME!" Prussia proclaimed.
"Daddy?" I looked at Spain.
"Si?"
"How long will he stop saying that he is awesome and actually tell us what the prank is?"
"I don't know but I'm sure he is getting to that." Spain smiled brightly.
After an hour…
"I'm SO AWESOME! YES IT IS SUCH AN AWESOME PLAN BECAUSE THE AWESOME ME MADE IT!"
Prussia hasn't told us his so called 'AWESOME' plan and kept on proclaiming how awesome it is. Romano left us since he got annoyed.
"You said he'll stop after a while." I pouted.
"I guess he won't be stopping then." Spain was still smiling brightly.
"Knuck knuk nuc… (This is getting stupid…)" Knuckles groaned.
"Cabby cab bie bi? (Can I eat the bird?)" Cabbie asked me.
"No Cabbie you can't eat his bird." I shook my head.
"Cab bie bi by… (If you say so…)" Cabbie pouted.
"Yes I am AWESOME!" Prussia wasn't getting tired at all with his 'proclamation of awesomeness'.
It went on for another hour and I finally snapped.
"YOU'RE NOT AWESOME AT ALL!" I screamed at Prussia.
"_(name)_?" Spain was caught off guard.
"Hmph!" I ran away from them because I got fed up with Prussia's nonsense and Spain smiling idiotically.
After a while I found myself in front of a lake.
"Stupid Prussia for not making sense at all." I grumbled.
"His not that awesome at all!" I continued.
"And I was really looking forward to prank America too!" I looked at my reflection in the lake waters.
"I look like a midget." I let a soft groan.
A nearby bush rustled violently
"Huh?" I looked at bush curiously.
It began to rustle more violently. I went near it. A white Norwegian forest cat came out a bush gracefully. It had a mysterious detach floating curl and a ribbon around its neck that looks like Norway's flag.
"Hello." I went near it.
The cat stared at me boringly. I saw something in its mouth squirming!?
"Spit it out."I told the cat
It continued to stare at me.
"Spit it out now!" I snapped.
I got ignored.
"SPIT IT OUT NOW!"
Seemingly it rolled its eyes at me before spitting whatever it was in its mouth out. A blue fairy was now on the ground covered in the cat's saliva.
"Bad kitty!" I picked the fairy up before it could harm her.
"You shouldn't eat fairies!" I scolded it.
"Meow." The cat turned its back at me and groomed itself
What an arrogant cat.
"Are you all right?" I asked the fairy.
She nodded.
"I think you should clean yourself." I told her.
She flew out of my hands and went to the lake then washed the cat saliva on her. After the fairy cleaned herself she sat on my shoulder. The cat looked at us before turning away.
"Are you angry at me for making-."
"_(name)_ where are you!? Mi little tomato are you all right!?" I was cut off by a panicking Spain calling out.
"Daddy?" I was surprised by his yell.
I don't think I was gone for a long time…
"I'm coming for you _(name)_!" He yelled out loudly.
"Daddy over here!" I decided to call out to him after pondering a bit.
"Stay where you are daddy is coming!" He yelled out.
After a while he found me.
"You're safe!" He hugged me tightly.
The fairy flew off my shoulder before Spain could crush her.
"I was so worried when you ran off!" He cried.
He continued to say things that almost didn't make sense to me.
"Daddy stop crying already. Nothing tried to harm me." I comforted Spain.
"But still!" He wailed.
He now reminds me of Italy when he first met Germany.
"Daddy!" I pinched his nose.
"Stop crying!" I told him.
"If you say so." He smiled weakly while removing my fingers from his nose.
"Oh yeah!" I remembered the cat.
"Hm?" Spain looked at me questioningly.
"Can I keep him?" I pointed at where the cat was.
"Keep what?"
The cat and the fairy weren't there anymore.
"But I saw a cat right there a while ago." I told Spain.
"Maybe he went home to his owner." He pointed out.
"I guess…the cat did have a ribbon around its neck." I nodded.
"Why don't we go home and have a snack? I'm pretty sure you got hungry after running." He suggested.
"All right!" I nodded cheerfully.
Spain carried me back home merrily.