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CG: HEY JADE HUMAN
GG: hey karkat
GG: whats up?
CG: OH ALL GOOD
CG: EXCEPT THAT CRABDAD TURNED PINK
GG: ...pink really? thats weird
CG: SO EVERYTHING IS DOWNRIGHT PEACHY
CG: YEAH. I BLAME FEFERI
GG: oh jeez
CG: SHE LIKES PINK. PINK + LUSII= FEFERI SHIT
GG: yeah i guess that sounds fair...
CG: HAS DAVE-DOUCHE TOLD YOU ABOUT THE...
CG: THE...UH...
GG: the what?
CG: THE VIDEOS OF...
CG: ME..SINGING?
GG: hmmm no he hasnt
CG: OH
CG: OH GOG
GG: what?
CG: I JUST PUT IT INTO YOUR THINKPAN DIDN'T I?
CG: FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK
GG: hehe it cant be THAT bad!
CG: ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?
CG: I SOUND FUCKING TERRIBLE
GG: ok ok if it bugs you so bad i wont ask him or anything
CG: BUT YOU KNOW ABOUT IT AND YOU WILL TELL EGBERT WHO CAN'T SHUT HIS FUCKING MOUTH AND...UGH
GG: karkat i wont tell john
CG: ARE YOU FUCKING SURE
GG: yes!
CG: I MEAN I SOUND FUCKING AWEFUL
CG: YOU KNOW WHAT ALL THIS YELLEING DOES TO MY VOICE?
CG: NOTHING AT ALL ACTUALLY
GG: pffft
GG: i still say youre overreacting but whatever
CG: OVERREACTING!? HAVE I EVER DONE THAT? ACTUALLY SHUT UP
CG: I DO NOT DO 'OVERREACTING'
GG: mmhm
CG: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
GG: hmmm? i wasnt doing anything!
CG: I COULD SEE IT IN YOUR NON-VISIBLE EYES
GG: :p
CG: P:B
CG: WHAT ARE "DICKS?" DAVE KEEPS ON TALKING ABOUT THEM
GG: theyre uh a human male anatomy thing
CG: THAT'S PREETY FUCKING SPECIFIC
CG: LIKE WHAT?
GG: well only boys have them thats why its so specific
CG: DAMN YOU AND YOUR SPECIS
CG: WHY MUST YOU HAVE GENDERS?
GG: i thought trolls were separated between male and female too?
CG: NOT REALLY. IT'S A FASION REALLY. WE CAN BE ANYTHING. WE HAVE THE STUFF
GG: huh...i didnt know that
CG: YEAH. ONE MINUTE I CAN BE LIKE THIS THE NEXT I COULD BE WALKING AROUND WITH TIGHTS AND A MINI-SKIRT
GG: ...well uh thats an interesting mental image :|
CG: GAZE ON IT. IT'S FUCKING MARVALOUS
GG: HEY JADE-HUMAN
GG: yeah whats up?
CG: CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET?
GG: sure!
CG: YOU ARE LIKE ONE OF TEH MOST TRUST WORTHY PEOPLE HERE
GG: aw! thanks :)
CG: I...AM REALLY FUCKING SHORT
GG: ...uh karkat thats not what i would call top secret
CG: JADE
CG: I LIVE IN A SOICITY WHERE IN ORDER TO LIVE YOU NEED TO KILL OTHERS OF YOUR KIND OR SCARE THEM AWAY
CG: I'M NOT REALLY THE SCARING AWAY MATERIAL WITH MY FUCKING HEIGHT
CG: AND KILLING...I DIDN'T AND STILL DON'T LIKE IT
GG: well that sounds pretty normal to me? i mean not liking killing
GG: but karkat everyone has seen you and knows how tall you ae
GG: are*
CG: I MAY OR NOT BE WEARING SLACKS
GG: ok?
CG: DO YOU WONDER WHY MY PANTS ARE SO LONG?
GG: sometimes yeah
CG: TO COVER THE FUCKERS UP
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CG: WHAT?
CG: OK
CG: THAT'S WEIRD
CG: BYR JADE
CG: *BYE
CG: GOG DAMNIT I CAN'T SPELL
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