(Warning: This chapter has horror and a bit of love (not enough for rating M)
(I was Karkat and some poor girl was Sollux. I thank you for letting me abuse Sollux!)
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CG: SOLLUX?
TA: kk?
TA: that is y0u right?
CG: WHAT..WHAT HAPPENED?
TA: i think it was eridan
CG: THAT SON A BITCH
CG: WHERE DID THE FUCKER GO!?
TA: i d0nt kn0w
CG: SOLLUX. I AM GOING TO AVENGE YOUR EYES. I WILL PERSONLLY GOGUE OUT THAT FISH'S EYES FOR YO
TA: if y0u really want t0 g0 ahead
TA: im n0t really in any p0siti0n t0 d0 anything
CG: DO YO WANT ME TO OR YOU OR WHAT?
TA: i d0nt really care 0ne way 0r the 0ther
CG: DUDE. REVENGE WILL BE DONE *TAKES OUT SYCKLES*
TA: whatever y0u want t0 d0
CG: *STORMS OFF INTO METEOR*
CG: *A FEW MINUTES LATER*
CG: I'M BACK, SOLLUX
TA: welc0me back
CG: I HAVE THAT BASTARD'S EYES
TA: i really needed t0 kn0w that
CG: HE MIGHT RIGHT NOW BE BLEEDING TO DEATH
CG: DO WE CARE?
TA: is that a legitimate questi0n?
CG: HIS LIFE IN YOUR HANDS NOW
TA: wait what?
TA: why?
CG: HE'S THE ONE WHO TOOK YOUR EYES. YOUR WEAPONS, REALLY, YOUR PROTECTION
TA: i kn0w
CG: THIS ENDAGERS YOUR LIFE
CG: SO AN EYE FOR AN EYE AND A LIFE FOR A LIFE
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TA: i kn0w!
CG: SO YOU CHOSE. LIFE OR DEATH FOR THAT NOOKSUCKER?
TA: i cant ch00se s0mething like that!
CG: WELL. LET'S HAVE HIM CHOSE
CG: *RUNS OFF AND BEGANS DRAGGING SOMETHING*
carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now caligulasAquarium [CA].
CA: im sorry sol! don't let kar kill me!
CA: ((This getting creepy))
TA: *d0esnt kn0w what t0 d0* ((n0 d0ubt))
caligulasAquarium [CA] is now carcinoGeneticist [CG].
CG: HURRY SOLLUX. I CAN SAVE HIM, BUT WAIT TO LONG AND THE BITCH WILL BLEED OUT
TA: i d0nt kn0w! d0 y0u kn0w h0w much pressure this is?
CG: ((THSI IS THE SECOND CREEPEST THING I'VE DONE HERE))
TA: ((eh ive seen creepier))
TA: ((but n0t in the sense like this
TA: ))
CG: DEATH OR LIFE. DEATH OR LIFE? DEATH OR LIFE? DEATH OR LIFE? DEATH OR LIFE?
carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now caligulasAquarium [CA].
CA: i don't wwant to die!
caligulasAquarium [CA] is now carcinoGeneticist [CG].
TA: shut up kk! *runs it thr0ugh his head multiple times* just save him 0k! i d0nt want t0 be resp0nsible f0r s0me0nes death!
CG: OH TOO LATE. HE BLEED OUT (:B
CG: REVENGE, EH?
TA: ((pl0t twist!))
CG: SWEET, ISN'T IT?
CG: ((MEGA PLOT TWIST))
TA: it wasnt my revenge s0 im n0t tasting it
CG: BUT..HE TOOK YOUR EYES AND FEFERI..
TA: yeah and i still hate him f0r that
CG: SO..HE DESVERED!
TA: but i didnt want t0 be the cause 0f any0ne elses death
TA: n0t like with aa
CG: ...YOU'RE STUPID
TA: maybe
CG: HEHE. YOU ARRRRREEEEE SOOOOO FUCKING STUUUPPIIIIDDD!
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CG: DON'T YOU SEE THAT ONE SCUM OF THE WORLD IS GONE? HE DERVERED TO DIE.
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TA: maybe i am but im n0t a murder crazy psych0
CG: I AM NOT A PSYCHO!
CG: I SIMPLY GIVE THESE BASTARDS THEIR FUCKING COMPUENCE!
CG: LIKE GAMZEE! LIKE VRISKA!
TA: kk maybe y0u sh0uld calm d0wn
CG: THEY GOT THEIR FUCKING COMPUNCE! DIDN'T THEY FUCKING DESERVE IT?
TA: maybe
TA: maybe n0t
TA: i d0nt kn0w
CG: MAYBE? YOU ARE SO STUPID.
CG: YOU CAN'T FUCKING TELL EVIL FROM GOOD
TA: s0 y0uve said
CG: OH..HEHEHEHE
CG: I KNOW WHY YOU ARE SO STPID
CG: THAT BITCH BROKE YOUR THINKPAN WITH YOUR EYES, RIGHT?
TA: n0
CG: YOU NEED TO BE FIXED.
TA: what?
CG: HEHE
CG: I LOVVVVEEE FIXING
CG: HEHEHEHE
CG: ((SO FREAKING CREEPY MAN))
TA: kk? are y0u sure y0ure 0k?
TA: ((i kn0w right?))
CG: OKKKKKAAAYYYY? WHAT'S THAT?
CG: HEHEHEHEEHHEHHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH
TA: kk?
CG: FIX...ING
CG: *RAISES SYCKLES*
CG: TAVROS NEEDED FIXING TOO
TA: kk what are y0u d0ing?
CG: TERIZI TOO
CG: I'M GOING TO FIX YOU
CG: MAKE YO WHOLE AGAIN
TA: what?
CG: BUT FIRST...
CG: WE NEED TO TAKE IT ALLLLLLL OUT
TA: what? *panicking*
CG: HEHEHEHEEHEHEEHEHEHEHEH
CG: WHICH WAY?
CG: THROUGH THE EARS OR THE NOSE?
TA: what? *trying t0 back away*
CG: OR MAYBE...
CG: ...THE EYES?
CG: YOU CHOSE. LIKE YOU DID WITH ERIDEN
TA: *still backing up* kk what the hell is g0ing 0n?
CG: *KNOCKS ON HEAD*
CG: ((THIS IS SO CREEPY, MAN))
TA: ((i kn0w i l0ve it))
TA: ((theres literally alm0st n0 shipping))
TA: ((its w0nderfully creepy))
CG: ((I LOVE THIS TOO))
TA: *starts backing up faster*
CG: MY MUTENT BRAIN
CG: WAS BROKEN. I HAD TO FIX IT
TA: what?
CG: LOOK AT ME! AREN'T I BETTER NOW?
TA: i d0nt kn0w!
TA: i cant see!
CG: WELL, LISTEN TO ME THEN
CG: I AM SOO MUCH BETTER NOW
TA: i d0nt kn0w whether 0r n0t thats true
CG: DON'T I MAKE MUCH MORE SENCE
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TA: n0
CG: DON'T I SEEM BETTER?
TA: y0u seem insane
CG: IN CAN FIX YOU. AMYBE YOU CAN LIVE
TA: im alive n0w!
CG: UNLIKE THE OTHERS..
CG: NO! YOU'RE BROKEN! YOU AEW GOING TO DIE LIKE THIS!
CG: *PINS TO WALL WITH SYCKLES*
TA: n0 im n0t! *tries t0 get 0ff 0f the wall*
CG: ((WHAT LIKE SPIDERMAN?))
TA: ((n0 like a guy stuck 0n a wall))
TA: ((i havent seen spiderman s0 if that was supp0sed t0 be a j0ke its WAY 0ver my head))
CG: THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAID. THEY BECAME BETTER WITH MY HELP
TA: ill be fine
CG: THEY MADE SUCH BROKEN SOUNDS
CG: YOU WILL TOO
CG: BUT THEN YOU BE FIXED
TA: im n0t br0ken!
CG: SEE! ONLY THE BROKEN SAY THEY ARE BROKEN
CG: FIXING
CG: *BRINGS SYCKE TO SOLLUX'S EAR*
CG: SO THE EAR THEN?
TA: *tries t0 escape fr0m him* get away fr0m me!
CG: BUT...WHY?
CG: FIXING IS GOOD
TA: i d0nt need fixing!
CG: *LEANS CLOSE TO EAR* I HURT LIKE HELL THOUGH
CG: *IT
TA: y0ure insane
CG: I'M NOT
CG: I USED TO BE. I'M FIXED NOW
CG: DO I SEEM INSANE? NO.
TA: n0 kk y0u definitely seem crazy
CG: INSANE. IN SEINE. YOU KNOW ON EARTH THERE IS A RIVER CALLED SEINE?
CG: CRAZY, AROUND THE BEND, BONKERS, INSANE, MAD\
CG: BROKEN
CG: SAME THING
CG: ALL THE THINGS ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE
TA: kk im n0t the 0ne with the weap0ns here
TA: im n0t crazy
CG: YES. YOUR WEAPONS WERE TAKEN AWAY BY THAT FISH BASTARD.
CG: BUT CRAZY? HE, YOU ARE
TA: ill admit that i d0 s0metimes hear v0ices but i tune them 0ut
CG: SEE? YOU WERE LIKE ME BEFORE.
TA: its n0t an issue!
CG: I THOUGHT I SAW THE PAST. THE GLORIOUS AND PEACEFUL PAST
CG: BUT YOU KNOW, LIKE YOUR WORDS, IT WAS ALL A LIE
CG: A FILFTY LIE!
TA: im n0t lying
CG: LIES LIES
CG: OH! AN IDEA
CG: YOU SEEM TO BE REALLY BROKEN
CG: MAYBE GO THROUGH THE SKULL? WAHT DO YOU THINK?
CG: AND THEN..
CG: TO YOUR BROKEN MIND
CG: YEAH! SUCH A GOOD IDEA! WHAT DO YOU THINK, BROKEN BOY?
TA: *freaking 0ut* kk y0ure 0ut 0f y0ur mind
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CG: I AM ALL IN MY MIND SOLLUX
TA: karkat y0ure n0t g0ing t0 fix anything just put y0ur sickles away
CG: *POUTS* OKAY
CG: FOR NOW ANY WAY
CG: YOU'RE NOT IN THE MOOD. AND YOU MADE ME GO AWAY FROM IT TOO
CG: BUZZKILL
TA: *thinks: 0h my g0d that actually w0rked*
CG: *ROCKS ON HEELS* SOOOOOOOO
CG: (:B
CG: HUNGREY?
TA: n0t really
CG: OH COME ON! YOU LAZY SON OF A BITCH!
CG: WANT TO SEE ARADIA?
TA: what?
CG: YOU KNOW, VISIT HER?
TA: didnt she expl0de?
CG: YOU KNOW THERE ARE MORE BOTS?
TA: n0 they all expl0ded t00
CG: WELL DAMNIT *SITS ON FLOOR, PUTS HEAD ON HANDS*
CG: THERE IS NOTHING TO DO!
TA: i n0ticed
CG: COULD I FIX YOU NOW?
TA: n0!
CG: FUCKING JOYKILL...
CG: OH! *SMACKES HEAD*
TA: what?
CG: *COME HERE, GRABS SOLLUX'S HAND*
CG: LET'S GO!
TA: where are we g0ing?
CG: *DRAGS SOLLUX, YOU ALMOST TRIP OVER SOMETHING LIKE WATER BUT THICKER*
CG: MIND TEH BLOOD!
TA: what? *stumbles al0ng behind him*
CG: HERE!
CG: LOOK!
CG: ER, SORRY FEEL!
TA: *feels in fr0nt 0f him* what am i supp0sed t0 be feeling here?
CG: I BROGHT YOUR LUSES BACK, WITH GAMZEE'S AND VRISKA'S HELP
TA: what?
CG: YEAH! IT'S ALL THERE! *SQUELCH* ER, ALMOST!
TA: what was that n0ise?
CG: *MORE SQUELCHING* NOTHING! COME ON YOU FUCKERS..
TA: kk what are y0u d0ing?
CG: WELL, YOUR NEW/OLD LUSES IS A BIT UNSTABLE, SO I HAVE TO BUT IT BACK TIGATHER A BIT...
CG: THERE! GOOD AS NEW!
TA: put him back t0gether?
CG: YEAH. GAMZEE AND VRISKA DID A CRAPPY JOB
TA: h0w did y0u bring him back?
CG: TRADE SECRET~
CG: ((YOU KNOW WHAT'S UP WITH THE LSES, RIGHT))
TA: ((yup))
CG: ((HEHEH I AM JST A PYCHO))
TA: ((n0ted))
CG: COME ON! DOESN'T HE FEEL LIKE THE OLD ONE?
TA: s0mewhat
CG: WHAT'S NOT RIGHT?
TA: im n0t sure he just feels...different
CG: WHERE IS IT? *PUTS HANDS ABOVE SOLLUX'S*
TA: *feels ar0und his lusus's heads* s0mewhere in this area
CG: YEAH. WHY DOES GAMZEE'S HEAD HAVE TO BE THIS BIG...
TA: wait what? *pulls his hands back quickly*
CG: HUH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
TA: ... *l00ks terrified and h0rrified at the same time*
CG: YOU DIDN'T DID YOU? HEHEHEEHHEHAHAHAHAHA
CG: OH, THAT'S FUCKING PRICELESS! HAHAHAHA
CG: 'GAMZEE'S AND VRISKA'S HELP' THINK ABOUT THAT
CG: I SAID THEY GOT THEIR COMUPENCE. SO WHY WOULD I WORK WITH THEM?
TA: *freaking 0ut inside*
CG: AM I SCARING YOU, BROKEN BOY
TA: im n0t br0ken
CG: *GROWLS* YOU CONVENCED ME TO NOT FIX YOU
CG: LOOK AT WHAT THIS LED TO. *SIGHS*
TA: *starts backing up*
CG: OH NO. *PINS AGAIN TO WALL*
CG: NOW I'M DOING IT PROPERLLY
TA: *l00ks abs0lutely terrified*
CG: OR MAYBE
CG: *NIPS EAR* HAVE A LITTLE MORE FUN BEFORE THAT?
CG: ((OKAY, NOW WE ARE IN TEH SHIPPING AREA, FLIPPEN HELL*
TA: ((g0d damn y0ud make a fantastic s0ber gamzee))
CG: ((THANKS, I TRY ;O)))
CG: *BITES EAR SHARPLY* YOUR BLOOD IS BEAUTIFUL, EVER TELL YOU THAT?
TA: *tries t0 get 0ut 0f his grip*
CG: WHAT? I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE THIS. *PINS HANDS ABOVE HEAD* PLEASUREBUL
CG: ((ARE YOU OKAY WITH MAKING THIS A SHIIPING THING NOW?))
TA: ((ill be fine))
CG: ((LICKS BLOOD)) YOU KNOW WHAT THIS TASTES LIKE?
TA: n-n0 *panic is evident in his v0ice*
CG: DELSIOUS *CHOMPS ON MORE EAR*
CG: ((ONOMNOMNOMNOM X)))
TA: *grimaces in pain but d0esnt make any n0ise* ((dude this is freaking creepy))
CG: HEY SOLLUX. EVER WONDER WHY I DIDN'T HOOK UP PROPERLY WITH TERIZI?
CG: ((I ALWAYS THOUGHT I'LL BE THE ONE RECEING THE CREEPY LICKS, THIS IS ACTUALLY MY FIRST TIME DOING ANYTHING LIKE THIS))
TA: i w0uldnt kn0w whether y0u did 0r n0t
CG: I WASN'T FLUSHED ENOUGH
TA: ((hehe i cant d0 stuff like that))
TA: ((its t00 creepy f0r me))
TA: ((ill r0ll with it i just cant DO it))
CG: BUT NOW...*SLIDES ONE HAND OVER CHEST* I AM SO FUCKING FLUSHED
CG: *KISSES VIOLENTLY* ((SMEXY TIMES!))
TA: *abject terr0r*
CG: ((NOT REALLY, NOT GOING BEYOND NO SHIRTS))
TA: ((phew))
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CG: *PULLS AWAY, SALIVA DROPPING* LIKE THAT? (( GOD I FEEL SO FREAKING DIRTY))
TA: *l00ks in his general directi0n in terr0r* ((dude its fine))
CG: NO? HOW ABOAT THIS! *CLAWS CHEST, BLOOD FLOWS OUT*
CG: HE! YOU LIKE?
TA: *cries 0ut in pain*
CG: AH. LIKE MUSIC IN MY EARS...
CG: *LICKS BLOOD AND KISSES AGAIN, STROKING HIS CHEST*
TA: *cries 0ut again fr0m the c0ntact*
CG: MAYBE I SHOULD LET YOU LEED.. *FLIPS SOLLUX OVER THAT KARKAT IS UNDERNEATH SOLLUX*
TA: *tries t0 get up and run*
CG: *STILL HOLDING WRISTS* AH, AH, AH. BAD, BAD BOY. *KISSES AGAIN*
TA: *tries t0 pull himself away fr0m his grip 0n his wrists*
CG: YOU DON'T WANT TO LEAD? SO BE IT. *FLIPS BACK TO SOLLUX ON BOTTEM* *BEGANS KISSING AND BITING NECK*
TA: get 0ff! *tries t0 push him 0ff*
CG: SHUT THE FUCK UP! *HOLDS SYCKES TO NECK* I HAVE TRIED TO COMFERT YOU BEFORE THE PAINFUL FIXING, BUT NO. YOU WANT THE PAIN.
CG: ((OH BY THE WAY I'M A CHICK))
TA: *freezes when he feels it 0n his neck* ((me t00))
CG: ((EVERYONE IS A CHICK!)) SO
CG: PAIN OR PLEASURE
TA: just get it 0ver with already ive kn0wn that i was d00med fr0m the start ((i think every0n0n this site is female))
CG: ((ME TOO..)) *SMILES* SO
CG: *BEGINS TO SCALP* FIXING TIME!
CG: *CUT TO A FEW BOURS LATER*
CG: *HOURS
CG: SO SOLLUX, THINK YOU'RE FIXED?
TA: *cant think straight*
CG: OH DEAR. I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TAKEN A BIT MUCH
CG: OH WELL! AS LONG AS EVERYONE'S HERE AND FIXED *THE BODIES OF 10 TROLLS LAY SCATTERED*
CG: ALL'S WELL (:B
TA: *stays c0llapsed 0n the gr0und*
CG: AND SWEET, SWEET SOLLUX. *BRINGS SOLLUX CLOSER* ISN'T IT BETTER LIKE THIS?
CG: *DEAD SILENCE IS IN THE ROOM*
TA: *psi0nics start sparking even th0ugh his eyes are g0ne*
CG: SHHH. IT'S OKAY.
TA: *psi0nics start g0ing 0ut 0f c0ntr0l*
CG: *KARKAT AND THE METOER IS DESTROYES*
TA: ((yay))
TA: ((d00m))
CG: ((THE END!))
TA: ((that was fun))
CG: ((BYE I GUESS))
TA: ((bye))
CG: ((THSI THING HUGE..))
TA: ((yep and im saving this thing))
TA: ((sh0w it t0 my friends 0r s0mething))
CG: ((YEP ME TOO, IS IT OKAY IF I PUT THIS A FANFIC?))
TA: ((please d0 and i want t0 see it s0mewhere))
TA: ((0n right?))
CG: ((YEP, A GOT A FEW MORE THERE))
TA: ((0h c00l! i have them t00!))
CG: ((MOST IS CRACK, BUT THIS, THIS MIGHT NOT BE))
TA: ((this w0uld fit under h0rr0r w0uld it n0t?))
CG: ((IT'S CALLED MSPARP ADVENTURES))
TA: ((ill l00k f0r it))
CG: ((THIS IS UNIQUE CASE, I'M GOING TO PUT A WARNING))
CG: ((BYE))
TA: ((bye!))
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