Dirk's Bro (Alpha Dave) [BRO] joined chat.
carcinoGeneticist [CG] joined chat.
BRO: ...
CG: UH
BRO: ..do i know you?
CG: NOPE
BRO: yeah didnt think so
CG: YEAH. YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE I KNOW
BRO: hm? who would that be?
CG: SOME HUMAN DOUCHE
BRO: what's his name?
CG: STRIDER. DAVE STRIDER
BRO: nah, that cant be his name, that's my name.
CG: ...WHAT
CG: OH FUCK
CG: NO MORE TIME SHENANIGANS I BEGGED.
CG: AND HERE YOU ARE.
BRO: i dont think its time shenanigans lil man
CG: FATE REALLY LIKE TO SCREW WITH ME
CG: YOU DON'T?
BRO: yeah, i think i might be dead.
BRO: which sucks
CG: OH, HM. WELL AT LEAST LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE HERE TO JOIN YOU
CG: WAIT WHAT YEAR IS IT FOR YOU?
BRO: hmm...2043?
BRO: i dunno.
CG: I THINK THATS IN THE PAST. NOT TOO SURE. IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER, JUST DETERMINES HOW MANY DEAD PEOPLE WILL BE WITH YOU
BRO: yeah. so whats your name lil dude?
CG: LITTLE? I AM NOT LITTLE! I AM SIMPLY NOT AS TALL AS THE OTHERS! KARKAT VANTAS FOR YOUR INFORMATION
BRO: *chuckles* haha well karkat youre little to me, so there
CG: HMPH!
BRO: well whats up with you then lil man?
CG: NOTHING MUCH. SOLLUX DIED AGAIN, DON'T KNOW IF FOR GOOD. IT HAPPENS LIKE EVERY WEEK. A FEW MORE PEOPLE DIED TOO. I'M USED TO IT..
BRO: that sucks then. sorry about your friend.
CG: I THINK I'M SLOWLY LOSING MY MIND. WOULD YOU RATHER SLOWLY GO MAD OR GO INTO FULL INSANITY WITHIN A MOMENT?
BRO: hmm. well dont go mad lil dude that would be terrible.
CG: YEAH. I'M THE LEADER, THE ROLE MODEL. IT WOULD BE TERRIBLE IF THAT HAPPENED, IF THEY ACTUALLY DID TREAT ME LIKE THEIR LEADER.
BRO: *ruffles his hair playfully* well you seem like a pretty good leader lil dude.
CG: THANKS ADULT NOT A DOUCHE AT ALL DAVE
BRO: thank you for those wonderful words of encouragement
BRO: ill cherish them forever
CG: HEHE. I KINDA HOPE IF WE FINISH THE GAME MY DAVE WILL BE LIKE YOU
BRO: *shrugs* who knows. knowing myself i can be pretty unpredictable.
CG: TELL ME ABOUT IT
CG: NOT LITERLLY
BRO: yeah yeah i know its an expression
BRO: so whats lil dave like?
CG: THANK GOG. MY DAVE WOULD JUST TELL ME ABOUT IT, FOR 'IRONIC' PURPOSES. HE'S A DOUCHE USAULLY. ACTUALLY HE'S A LITTLE LIKE ME
BRO: tell me about it *grins*
CG: DOUCHE ON THE OUTSIDE, UTTER LOVABLE IDIOT ON THE INSIDE, ACTUALLY NOT LIKE ME, I'M A FUCKING PANSY ON TEH INSIDE
CG: *THE
BRO: totally a pansy
BRO: prettiest damn pansy ever
CG: WHAT? PRETTY? ME?
BRO: i was referencing to the pansy you were talking about
BRO: it seemed like a nice little pansy
CG: YEAH...SURE..OF COURSE.
BRO: yeah.
CG: AWKWARD
BRO: totally.
BRO: so what have you been up to then?
CG: KEEPING MY SANITY IN CHECK, KEEPING THE OTHER'S SANITY IN CHECK, THE USUAL. HERE IN THE DREAM BUBBLES I TALK WITH OUR DEAD COMRADES AND AVOID KANKRI
BRO: *ruffles his hair* well you seem to have been keeping up a good job of what you do. thanks for visiting me, now that you mention it.
CG: YOU'RE WELCOME.
BRO: well what kinda stuff do you even do in these bubbles?
CG: TALK WITH THE OTHERS, EXPLORE YOUR AND A FEW MEMORIES OF OTHERS. ITS A BIT LIE BEING ALIVE
CG: *LIKE
CG: I'M ALIVE THOUGH, SO I DON'T GET TO DO EVERYTHING HERE
BRO: ah well being alive is pretty fun
BRO: enjoy it while you can
CG: LIFE FOR ME IS STRESS MOSTLY. ANY TIME OF THE DAY WE COULD BE ATTACKED AND I HAVE TO WATCH WHAT WE DO. IF WE MAKE EVEN THE SMALLEST MISTAKE WE CAN BECOME A DOOMED TIMELINE
BRO: doomed timelines suck too.
BRO: good luck not getting in one.
CG: YEAH. I ALREADY SAW ABOUT TEN DEAD VERSIONS OF EVERYONE AND A COUPLE OF ME. THANKS
BRO: ooh, dead people
BRO: well now i guess you can add me to that list
CG: YEAH. YOU KNOW ABOUT TROLLS?
BRO: hmm sorta. i just know the batterwitch is one, and that she needs to be brought down
BRO: are you a troll?
CG: SO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE HEMOSPECTRUM? YEAH I'M A TROLL
BRO: hmm not really.
CG: ITS A CASTE SYSTEM BASED ON OUR COLOUR OF BLOOD. WE HAD 12, LIME WAS WIPED TO EXISTENTION. WE HAVE A MUTANT BLOOD THOUGH. FUSHIA IS THE TOP WHILE BYRGANDY IS BOTTOM, MUTANT THOUGH IS THE VERY BOTTOM
CG: I'M THE MUTANT, SO I'M THE BOTTEM
BRO: hmm. well i guess being a mutant isn't all bad.
Dirk's Bro (Alpha Dave) [BRO] disconnected.
CG: NO IT'S BAD. I LIVED MOST OF MY LIFE LIVING IN FEAR, THINKING THAT ANY MOMENT THE IMPERIAL DRONES WILL COME KNOCKING AND WILL CULL ME AND... I HAD THE DREAMS. DREAMS OF EVERYTHING THAT EVER WAS, THE PAST OF MY ANCESTORS, OF BEFORUS. I SAW FALSE HOPE IN OTHER UNIVERSES WHERE EVERYTHING WAS BETTER. IMAGINE THAT. LIVING IN FEAR AND BEING IN SUCH DREAMS. ITS AWFUL
CG: AND NOW I'M ALONE AGAIN
CG: TYPICAL
CG: I DIDN'T TELL YOU THIS, I'M THE LAST ONE ON MY ASTORIOD. I'M IN A DOOMED TIMELINE
CG: I'M ALIVE
CG: AND INSANE
CG: BUT WORST OF ALL
CG: NO ONE KNOWS THAT EXCEPT ME