(I'm Karkat and Nepeta is sarumiuzame, bless their Homestuck loving heart)
arsenicCatnip [AC] joined chat.
Feral!carcinoGeneticist [FCG] joined chat.
FCG: GRRRRR
AC: :33 *ac backs away a little* uh... hi...?
FCG: *CREEPS CLOSER* YOU'RE WEIRD
FCG: YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE MY USAUL PREY
AC: :33 e-eh? mew.. mew want to eat me? *ac gets scared*
FCG: NOT YET *CREEPS CLOSER AND SNIFFS HER* YOU'RE INTRESTING
AC: :33 ... i-interesting...? what do mew mean?
FCG: I NEVER SAW ANYTHING LIKE YOU *GOES CLOSER AND SITS NEXT TO HER*
AC: :33 *ac sits down* mew never saw trolls?
FCG: TROLLS? THEY SOUND WEIRD
AC: :33 *ac giggles* maybe its because im the furrst mew have ever s33n
FCG: YOU'RE A TROLL? YOU LOOK LIKE ME. AM I A TROLL?
AC: :33 hnn, i think mew are one.. but mew are diffuurrent... troll arent supposed to prey other wild animals... well... most of them hahah
FCG: HUH. THAT'S WEIRD. HEY, WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT...PELT. IT DOESN'T GIVE YOU ANY PROTECTION.
FCG: *POINTS CRAB LIKE BONES ON BODY* THIS IS PROPER ARMOR
FCG: *TO HIS
AC: :33 oh? *ac thinks he is talking about her tail* ... mew mean... my tail? hah, my tail is my tail, not an armor *ac smiles*
FCG: NO LIKE, THIS *BRABS A BIT OF HER COAT* THIS PELT, IT FEELS WEIRD TOO
FCG: WHAT DID YOU KILL TO GET THAT?
FCG: I NEVER SEEN ANY THING WITH THAT KIND OF SKIN
AC: :33 its my coat, it k33ps me warm furrom cold... and i didnt kill anything, a furrend of mine gave it to me.. its made of cotton
FCG: COTTEN? WHAT IS THAT? THERE ARE MORE TROLLS?
AC: :33 yes, there are more of us, and cotton is... this *ac points at her coat* but there are more colors of course, not only gr33n heheh
FCG: HUH. CAN I MEET MORE TROLLS?
FCG: I WOULD LIKE TO LEARN MORE
AC: :33 sure! but mew cant attack them, mewkay?
FCG: OKAY
FCG: I WON'T
FCG: I'M TOO INTRESTED
AC: :33 *ac stands up, smiles, and reaches furr the stranger's hand (as if to help him up)* my name is nepeta by the way
FCG: I DON'T KNOW MINE, CAREGIVER CALLED ME KRR'KT. HE'S NOW MY ARMOR
AC: :33 ... oh... uhm... c¿mmay i call mew.. karkat? or karkitty...?
AC: :33 *may
FCG: OKAY. I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINEST THAT. WHAT? IS MY ARMOR WEIRD?
AC: :33 no.. its just... why would mew murder mewr lusus?
FCG: HE WAS DYING, A TRAP CAGHT HIM. HE WAS IN PAIN, IT WAS THE BEST CHOICE
AC: :33 oh... im sorry furr what happened to him... *ac frowns a little*
FCG: WE LIVED BY THE WATER AND THERE WAS ALWAYS THESE WEIRD TRAPS MADE OF A SHINY STONE. WE WERE RUNNING BACK INTO OUR CAVE WHEN HE WAS CAUGHT IN A TRAP
FCG: IDO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY WERE?
FCG: *DO
AC: :33 the stones? no.. i think i dont
FCG: OH, OKAY, CAN I MEET OTHERS?
AC: :33 *ac nods and grabs stranger's hand* *ac starts walking* ... so... what's mewr name?
AC: :33 oh yeah, i forgot, hahah
AC: :33 *ac gets a little nervous*
FCG: YOU CALLED ME 'KARKAT'. *SNIFFS THE AIR* WHY DO I SMELL FEAR ON YOU?
AC: :33 ((wtf)) fear? mew mean... nervousness
FCG: ((SORRY THAT I'M WEIRD, I SAW A PEICE OF FANART AND WAS INSPIRED TO DO THIS)) SAME THING FOR ME
AC: :33 ((hahah, its mewkay, im a weirdo too lol)) i-its not the same, karkitty... im not afraid, im nervous, thats all *ac smiles sw33tly at cg*
FCG: OKAY. DID I EVER TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WEIRD
FCG: IS THIS THE OTHER TROLL'S CAVE? *POINTS TO HOUSE*
AC: :33 no... *ac frowns* thats not a nice thing to say... and yeah, its called hive *ac notices its ct's hive* and there lives my mewrail!
FCG: MOIRAIL? I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. CAN I SEE IT?
AC: :33 heh, mewrail is not a material... its like... best furrend! right now mew are my new furrend, and purrhaps mew will be able to have a mewrail, well only if mew want to of course
FCG: OH, OKAY. I'M STILL CONFUSED, I THINK I'LL GET IT
AC: :33 heh, do mew want to m33t equius?
FCG: IS THAT THE NAME OF THE OTHER TROLL? OKAY THEN
AC: :33 *ac smiles and starts running towards ct's hive*
FCG: *RNS AFTER HER, WELL JOGGING, STILL CATCHING UP*
AC: :33 *ac decides to race with cg so she runs faster*
FCG: *RUNS A BIT QUICKER, BONES ON HIS SKIN CHINKING WITH THE MOVEMENT*
AC: :33 *ac senses cg's movements, she grins, and runs a lot faster*
FCG: *RUNS QUICKER, GRINNING*
AC: :33 hehehhh *ac starts jumping on tr33s and runs (?) faster*
FCG: *INSTEAD KEEPS RUNNING ON THE GROUND, CHASING HER FROM BELOW*
AC: :33 *ac glances at gc and smiles catch me if mew caaaaannnnn~!
FCG: IS THAT A CHALLENGE? *HOPS ON ROCK AND RUNS ON THE ROCKS, SHOULDER TO SHOULDER WITH HER*
AC: :33 *ac giggles* yes *ac runs as fast as a ... gepard (?) leaving cg behind*
FCG: *GROWLS AND RUNS UP TO HER, LEGS A BLUR* NONE CAN BEAT ME!
AC: :33 haahahahaaa! mew better get used to it! *ac runs even faster*
FCG: *RUNS EVEN QUICKER THEN SUDDENLY STOPS* I RECAMED YOU-
FCG: *NEPETA SLAMS INTO THE HIVE WALL*
AC: :33 *ac yelps a little in pain*
FCG: I DID WARN YOU *WALKS TO HER* ARE YOU OKAY? DO YOU NEED HEALING?
AC: :33 *ac sits there and puts a hand on her ch33k* yeah.. im fine..
FCG: SO, WE'RE HERE?
AC: :33 *ac stands up* yup, we're here ... *ac yells as loud as she can* equiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus! mew in mewr hiiiiiv33333333?!
FCG: ((WHO'S GOING TO BE EQUIUS?))
AC: :33 ((*shrugs* lets pretend he isnt home or maybe a time skip (?) ))
FCG: ((SURE)) IS HE HERE?
AC: :33 hnn... i think is isnt... the door must be broken by now... *ac shrugs* maybe we could just hang out
FCG: HANG OUT? WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE IMPLAED BY BLADES?
AC: :33 ..? *ac is confused*
FCG: WHEN I WANT TO DRY MEAT I TAKE SOME WOODEN SICKS OR SHARP STONES ON PUT THE MEAT ON IT THEN I PUT IT ABOV ESOME SMIKE
FCG: *ABOVE SOME SMAOKE
FCG: *SMOKE
AC: :33 ... mew know i can just f33d mew like a normal troll would, right?
FCG: LIKE A NORMAL TROLL? WHAT DO YOU EAT?
AC: :33 i like to eat fish, but i dont use sharp things to dry it.. i only leave it in the sun... some of the others like cookies, cereal, sw33ts, and pies
AC: :33 but im not certainly sure
FCG: *CONFUSED BY ALL THE NEW TERMS* SO...YOU DON'T EAT MEAT?
AC: :33 yeah, we do... but in a diffurrent way
FCG: CAN I TASTE...THESE THINGS?
AC: :33 sure thing! *ac takes out a cookie from her bag-coat-thing* try it, its so sw33t *ac purrs softly*
FCG: *SLOWLY TAKES IT WITH HIS CLAWS AND SMELLS IT*
AC: :33 *ac looks at cg and purrs a little louder*
FCG: *BITES INTO IT AND GASPS* IT TASTES LIKE BERRIES! ARE THERE BERRIES HER?
FCG: *HERE?
AC: :33 yeah! mew s33 the little purple things? well, those are the berries
FCG: HOW DID YOU PUT SO MANY IN ONE LITTLE PLACE?!
AC: :33 because they are not the /complete/ berry, its just a little piece of it
FCG: YOU ARE WEIRD
FCG: THIS IS WEIRD
FCG: SO WEIRD
AC: :33 why am i weird..? *ac pouts*
FCG: YOU LOOK LIKE THAT AND YOU'RE NICE TO ME
AC: :33 ... do mew want me to be rufe to mew? *ac puts an amused face*
FCG: NO, I LIKE THIS
AC: :33 then why do mew call me weird? *ac giggles a little*
FCG: YOU JUST ARE
AC: :33 im not weird, im kind and nice *ac smiles gently*
FCG: YOU'RE A GOOD WEIRD
AC: :33 *ac sticks out tongue at cg playfully*
FCG: *COCKS HEAD TO THE SIDE AND REPEATS THE ACTION*
AC: :33 *ac shuts her eyes with her tongue still out* hnnnnn!
FCG: HNNNN?
AC: :33 *ac opens one eye and looks at cg a little confused* *ac pulls her tongue back*
FCG: WHAT WERE YOU DOING? WERE YOU TRYING TO ATTRACT ME AS A MATE?
AC: :33 *ac's eyes shot open* p-pardon?!
FCG: I SAW LOTS OF PREY DOING IT. THEY THEN MATED
AC: :33 *ac blushes* what? no! i was just sticking my tongue out! *ac's pupils get thin*
FCG: BUT STICKING YOUR TOUNGE OUT MEANS A LOT OF THINGS. IT'S ALSO AN INVITATION TO ATTACK
AC: :33 well i was just playing, okay?! *ac panics and blushes more*
FCG: OKAY. I JUST DON'T GET YOUR WEIRD TROLL WAYS
Feral!carcinoGeneticist [FCG] is now centaursTesticle [CT].
AC: :33 *ac looks at ct* oh, hi equius! *ac smiles*
CT: D - Nepeta. What are you doing with this filthy troll in front of my hive?
AC: :33 i was hanging out with him, and dont call him that! he is my furrend... and we are infurront of mewr hive because he wanted to m33t mew
centaursTesticle [CT] is now Feral!carcinoGeneticist [FCG].
FCG: THIS IS THE OTHER TROLL?
AC: :33 *ac nods* yeah, he's my mewrail: equius
FCG: *STANDS UP AND SNIFFS EQUIUS*
Feral!carcinoGeneticist [FCG] is now centaursTesticle [CT].
AC: :33 *ac giggles at cg's actions**
CT: D - *Starts to sweat* What is he doing?
centaursTesticle [CT] is now Feral!carcinoGeneticist [FCG].
FCG: YOU SMELL LIKE ACTIVITY AND SHINY STONE
AC: :33 shiny stone..?
FCG: LIKE THE SHINY STONE THAT KILLED CAREGIVER * CROACHES DOWN AND HISSES* DID YOU PLANT THOSE TRAPS?!
Feral!carcinoGeneticist [FCG] is now centaursTesticle [CT].
AC: :33 *ac's eyes widen and, after looking at cg, she looks at ct* ... *ac looks at ct with sadness*
CT: D - Nepeta...Is he speaking of the traps I put to get leather?
AC: :33 ... mew... mew putted traps...?
CT: D - I needed to get leather for a machine. Who is this 'Caregiver'?
AC: :33 ... his lusus *ac points at cg*
CT: D - Oh gog. Is he wearing it on his body?
AC: :33 *ac nods* yeah
CT: D - Oh...oh dear
centaursTesticle [CT] is now Feral!carcinoGeneticist [FCG].
FCG: WHY DID YOU KILL CAREGIVER?
AC: :33 ... *ac k33ps on stare-glaring at ct* *ac eventually starts growling softly*
Feral!carcinoGeneticist [FCG] is now centaursTesticle [CT].
CT: D - I needed some leather for a machine. Can you not understand that?
AC: :33 and why didnt mew go and find it furr mewrelf, zahhak?
CT: D - I was building other parts, I only had nine days to build it
AC: :33 mew could have asked furr help, and mew know that i purrfectly know where to find those
AC: :33 *ac crosses her arms*
CT: D - I did not know you back then
AC: :33 *ac growls in dissaproval* mew still could go find them furr mewrself, equius!
CT: D - *Starts sweating more* I...i am sorry
centaursTesticle [CT] is now carcinoGeneticist [CG].
carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now Feral!carcinoGeneticist [FCG].
FCG: *STARES AT HIM AND THEN SIGHS*
FCG: I SUPPOSE YOU DID IT FOR SURVUVAL?
Feral!carcinoGeneticist [FCG] is now centaursTesticle [CT].
CT: D - Yes, I suppose, the sea dweller would have killed me
centaursTesticle [CT] is now Feral!carcinoGeneticist [FCG].
FCG: YOU DID WHAT YOU HAD TO DO I GUESS
AC: :33 *ac looks away closing her eyes* mew know equius is stronger than eridan, right? besides, eridan is a wimp, even i could beat him
FCG: ERIDAN? IS HE ANOTHER TROLL?
Feral!carcinoGeneticist [FCG] is now centaursTesticle [CT].
AC: :33 yes
CT: D - He is a highb100d! He would have no dobt have killed me
centaursTesticle [CT] is now Feral!carcinoGeneticist [FCG].
AC: :33 yeah, so what? mew are one too
FCG: CAN I MEET HIM TOO?
AC: :33 no! mew cant m33t him, sorry, but he is a douche... and i dislike him
FCG: A DOUCHE? WHAT'S THAT?
AC: :33 *ac shakes head* eridan, that's what a douche is... but dont say that word, its a mean word
FCG: MEAN WORDS? THERE ARE MORE?
AC: :33 no *ac lies to cg*
FCG: *YOU SEE ANOTHER TROLL WALKING TO EQUIUS'S HOUSE, IT'S VRISKA!* ((EQUIUS AND VRISKA LIVE LIKE A MILE AWAY OR SOMETHING))
Feral!carcinoGeneticist [FCG] is now arachnidsGrip [AG].
AG: OH? What is happening hereeee?
AC: :33 ((lol, i know.. but what is she doin' here?)) *ac looks at ag* oh, nothing vris.. i just met a new furrend, his name is karkat
AG: A frrrriend? Oh, you don't let me meet him? *Looks at Karkat seductivly*
AG: ((Another doomsday machine, or is that Eridan? I think they 8oth want that stuff))
AC: :33 *ac growls silently* ... do whatever mew want
AC: :33 ((wat?))
AG: ((Yeah, not very happy campers, eh?)) If you say so~~
AG: *walks up to Karkat*
AC: :33 ((i dont get it (?) )) *ac's pupils turn thinner*
AG: Hello, I'm Vriska Serkat, what is your name? *Looks at the 8ones that are 8arely covering him up with eye8rows raised*
arachnidsGrip [AG] is now Feral!carcinoGeneticist [FCG].
FCG: NEPETA CALLED ME KARKAT
AC: :33 *ac stands there like an idiot not knowing what to do* ((also... can we do a karnep thing? i ship themmm))
FCG: ((SURE, I KIND OF SHIP THEM TOO))
FCG: ((IT'S JUST VRISKA BEING A FLIRT))
Feral!carcinoGeneticist [FCG] is now arachnidsGrip [AG].
AC: :33 ((*does a happy dance*))
AG: What a wonderfulll name. Would you like to get to know me 8etter?
AG: *waggles eye8rows*
arachnidsGrip [AG] is now Feral!carcinoGeneticist [FCG].
FCG: ARE YOU TRYING TO MATE WITH ME?
AC: :33 *ac glares at ag*
AC: :33 ((wtf))
AC: :33 no! she's not!
FCG: IF SO THEN NO. NEPETA HAS ALREADY LAID CLAIM ON ME
Feral!carcinoGeneticist [FCG] is now arachnidsGrip [AG].
AC: :33 *ac looks at cg* ... pardon?
AG: Ooooo Nepeta, i didn't know you had it in you
arachnidsGrip [AG] is now Feral!carcinoGeneticist [FCG].
AC: :33 no.. he thinks sticking out tongue is a request furr... that
FCG: YOU CARED FOR ME, GAVE ME FOOD AND DID THE TOUNGE THING
FCG: IT'S RATHER OBVIOUS YOU LAID CLAIM ON ME
AC: :33 that means furrenship, karkitty
Feral!carcinoGeneticist [FCG] is now centaursTesticle [CT].
CT: D - Nepeta. I do not think he understands that
centaursTesticle [CT] is now arachnidsGrip [AG].
AC: :33 mew dont sayyy *ac looks at ct playfully*
AG: Weeeellll. I would suggest you roll with it. He looks like he can 8e fun
arachnidsGrip [AG] is now centaursTesticle [CT].
CT: D - I do
centaursTesticle [CT] is now arachnidsGrip [AG].
AG: If you know what i mean *winks*
AC: :33 *ac glares at ag* shaddap, vriska
AG: Oooo is that what you'll say to him?
AC: :33 *ac gets frustrated and she decides to run away* nyahh!
arachnidsGrip [AG] is now Feral!carcinoGeneticist [FCG].
FCG: *CONFUSENLY CHASES AFTER* WHAT'S WRONG?
AC: :33 nothing! *ac flash-steps and hides*
FCG: NOTHING? SHE SMELLED LIKE SHE WANTED TO LAY CLAIM ON ME TOO, BUT YOU DID IT ALREADY
AC: :33 *ac k33ps quiet and curls into a ball*
FCG: ARE YOU OKAY? YOU SEEM TO HAVE RETRCTED INTO THE PANIC POSITION. WERE YOU FINE WITH HER TRYING TO CLAIM ME?
AC: :33 ((i thought i was hidden (?) ))
FCG: ((KARKAT X RAY VISION! (X ))
AC: :33 ((lol!)) *ac k33ps on being quiet and hides her face on her kn33s*
FCG: WAIT, DO YOU WANT TO MATE? ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE SO I CAN GET YOU AND DO THAT?
AC: :33 ... no, ew... stop with the mating thing, karkat
FCG: DON'T YOU WANT THAT? I CAN SMELL IT
AC: :33 karkat, mew dont uncerstand emotions,
AC: :33 and im dead serious about my answer
AC: :33 *understand
FCG: OKAY, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, I DON'T REALLY HAVE A CHOICE. EMOTIONS? WHAT ARE THOSE?
AC: :33 *ac k33ps quiet not wanting to answer that*
FCG: *CRAWLS OVER AND SITS NEXT TO HER, QUIET*
AC: :33 *ac senses cg* ... what is it...?
FCG: THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO TEACH ME SOMETHING
AC: :33 teach mew what? how to hide furrom what makes mew get furrustrated?
FCG: MAYBE
AC: :33 ... dont ever do this, mewkay? its a stupid thing i do
FCG: OKAY *STILL SITS*
AC: :33 ... sorry
FCG: FOR WHAT?
AC: :33 i made mew experience the furrst conversation with equius in which i wasnt happy
FCG: OH, IT'S OKAY. I AND CAREGIVER USAUALLY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH OTHER THINGS
FCG: WE ATE THEM
AC: :33 ... dont eat me
FCG: NO, I WON'T EAT YOU, YOU'RE INTRESTING
AC: :33 ... interesting...? i still dont get it
FCG: GET WHAT?
AC: :33 the fact that im 'interesting'
FCG: YOU ARE
FCG: VERY INTRESTING
AC: :33 but... how interesting?
FCG: VERY. YOU WERE KIND TO ME, TALKED WITH ME, AND YOU MAKE MY CHEST HURT'
AC: :33 *ac looks at cg* ... hurt?
FCG: YEAH, LIKE THE AROUND WHERE THE BLOODPUSHER IS FOR MY PREY
AC: :33 i think mew mean heart... *ac touches cg's chest (where the heart is supposed to be)* here?
FCG: YEAH. IS IT NORMAL?
AC: :33 *ac blushes lightly* yeah.. it is completely normal, karkitty
FCG: DO...DO YOU HAVE IT?
AC: :33 have what..?
FCG: THE HURTING AT YOUR CHEST
AC: :33 uhm... yeah.. sometimes *ac smiles sh33pishly*
FCG: CAN I FEEL IT? IS IT ABLE TO BE FELT?
AC: :33 *ac blushes more and shrugs* i-i dont know.. i can only f33l mewr heart beat... and its a little fast
FCG: CAN I TOUCH YOUR'S?
AC: :33 uhm... *ac blushes* ... o-okay... *ac grabs cg's hand and puts it on her chest* ((not on her bewbs)) *ac's heart beat is really fast*
FCG: IT'S EXICTED. IT'S SO FAST, LIKE BA-DUM BA-DUM BA-DUM
FCG: I LIKE IT
AC: :33 *ac blushes more and her heart races*...
FCG: *PUTS HIS HEAD ON HER CHEST TO HEAR THE HEARTBEAT BETTER* IT'S SOOTHING
AC: :33 *ac shuts her eys and her heart races even more* ((tumblr?))
FCG: ((THEHOLYCHESSE ALL LOWER CASE))
AC: :33 ((okay, mine is sarumiuzame))
FCG: *HUGS HER, STILL LISTENING TO THE HEARTBEAT*
AC: :33 *ac calms down a little and eventually hugs back* *ac purrs softly*