(I'm Karkat, again)
UC: h..hey! are you alright?
CG: WHO...*COUGH* WHO...ARE YOU?
UC: *goes to his side* h..how did this happen?!
CG: JACK NIOR...
CG: THE FUCKING *COUGH* ASSHOLE
UC: come on man...it will be okay..*puts pressure on the wound* you are gonna be fine.
CG: HEHE. YOU THINK? I'M...I
CG: *I'M DYNG
CG: NOTHING CAN BE FINE
UC: this? its just a flesh wound dude. youre gonna be okay. *puts more pressure to try and stop the bleeding*
CG: SURE, JUST...KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT
CG: HEY, CAN YOU PROMISE ME SOMETHING?
UC: what is it?
CG: WIN THE GAME
Dying!carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now Dead!carcinoGeneticist [CG].
UC: I..i promise..
CG: *KARKAT'S BODY RELAXES AND HIS EYES CLOSE*
UC: no...
UC: i didnt even get his name...
CG: *YOU FEEL A DISTURBENCE IN THE ETHER*
UC: w..what..this feeling? what is it?
CG: *AS HIS CRIMSON BLOOD FLOWS, IT GATHERS INTO A SHAPE*
UC: w..what is this?
CG: *YOU SEE A...GRUB? A BRIGHT RED, SLEEPING GRUB IS PLACED IN YOUR HANDS*
Dead!carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now Grub!carcinoGeneticist [CG].
UC: the hell is this thing?
CG: *OPENS EYES AND SQUEKS*
UC: is it..a bug?
CG: *SQUEAKS AGAIN*
UC: aww..its kinda cute.
CG: *A LITTLE CLAW SCRACHS YOUR FACE WHILE GIVING A SQUEAK RANT*
UC: ow..*he touches his won face* what was that for!?
CG: *POUTS AND SNUGGLES INTO THEIR ARMS* GRRR
UC: okay okay. *stands* no need to be such a pout.
CG: GRRR?
CG: *POUTS AGAIN, PLAYFULLY*
UC: what is even. okay cute bug thing, what are you? are you like a..troll baby?
CG: *NODS AND SQUEAKS*
UC: okay. where did you come from?
CG: *SHRUGS* GRRR GUU?
UC: okay...let me think...you sorta look like...him over there...but..how is that possible.
CG: *LOOKS AT KARKAT'S DEAD BODY* GRR... *SHIVERS AND HUGS UC*
UC: shh..its okay...*rocks the grub*
CG: *STARTS TO WEAKLY CRY* FEEE...
UC: shhh..aww dont cry grub dude.
CG: *STOPS CRYING AND SQUEAKS, POKING THEIR CHEEK* PIII
CG: PIIIIIIIIII...NNNK
UC: *pinches its cheek* graaaaaaaaaaaaay
CG: PIIIIIIIINNNNNNKKKKK
UC: graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy
CG: PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKK KKKKKKK
CG: MUR
UC: Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aayyyyyyyyyyy
UC: face
CG: MUR?
CG: MUR
CG: FUUUU
CG: CKKKK
CG: ASSSSSS
UC: woah. dude. watch the language.
CG: FUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKASSSS *SNUGGLES*
UC: thats cute and awful all at the same time.
CG: ((I AM LOLING SO HARD)) MUR MUR *NODS*
UC: *places the grub on top of his head* well now...where should we go?
CG: SOL
UC: sol?
CG: SOL
CG: XXXXXX
UC: soolxxxx?
CG: SOL...LUX
UC: sollux?
CG: SOLLUX MR
UC: find sollux?
CG: *NODS AND CHEWS ON SOME HAIR ON THEIR HEAD*
UC: uhh. okay. know where he is?
CG: COMPUS
CG: COMPUT
CG: BWEHH
CG: COMPUTERS!
UC: ha! where do i find computers?
CG: ...ME DUNNO
UC: okay~ well lets see...*thinks*
CG: *STARTES AND CHEWS ON HAIR*
UC: *uncaptualouges telescope* this should help maybe...*examines where we are.*
CG: *SQUEAKS AND LOOKS WITH UC*
UC: ((what am I looking at?))
CG: ((I DON'T KNOW, A SIGN THAT SAYS "HERE ARE SOME MOTHERFUCKING COMPUTERS" OR SOMETHING))
UC: So squeaker. i found a sign that said "HERE ARE SOME MOTHERFUCKING COMPUTERS" wanna check it out?
CG: *SQUEAKS*
UC: so that is yes. okay. *begins walking towards the sign*
CG: *LOOKS AROUND AND SQEUAKS, POINTING TO A FIGURE IN THE DISTANSE*
UC: *uses telescope*
CG: *SQUEAKS WITHH JOY WHEN THEY SEE THAT THE FIGURE HAS TWO SETS OF HORNS*
UC: thats him?
CG: *NODS*
UC: okay~ *walks towards him*
CG: *WHEN THEY GET CLOSE THE GRUB JUMPS OFF THEIR HEAD AND SCURRIES TO SOLLUX* ((WHO'S GOING TO BE THE BIPOLAR ONE?))
UC: ((i am a horrible sollux. so you.))
Grub!carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now twinArmageddons [TA].
TA: what the fuck?
TA: ((2orry iif ii 2uck at thii2))
UC: uh. hey!
UC: ((dont worry about it))
TA: *bend2 down to the happy grub* what the fuck ii2 thii2 here?
TA: ((Thank2))
UC: its a baby troll. he knows you. i think
TA: iit'2 red...kk?
TA: what the fuck diid you do to kk?
UC: hey i didn't do anything!
TA: then why the fuck ii2 he...a grub
UC: well...
TA: well what?
UC: i think...this kk person died..and then became a grub...
TA: kk...diied? how? diid you kiill my bud? *Eye2 2tart to 2parkle wiith p2ynoiic2*
UC: n..no! he said somebody named jack did.
TA: ...fuck
UC: whos jack?
TA: fuck fuck fuck. hey kk?
twinArmageddons [TA] is now Grub!carcinoGeneticist [CG].
CG: *SQUEAKS*
Grub!carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now twinArmageddons [TA].
TA: do you know where he went?
twinArmageddons [TA] is now Grub!twinArmageddons [TA].
Grub!twinArmageddons [TA] is now Crub!carcinoGeneticist [CG].
CG: *NODS AND POINTS TO THE GROUND*
Crub!carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now twinArmageddons [TA].
TA: what the fuck doe2 that mean? you know, per2on?
UC: wait what is happening?
TA: jack ii2 a homciidel douche and iim a2kiing kk where he went, the grub thiing ii2 poiintiing to the ground, what the fuck doe2 that mean?
twinArmageddons [TA] is now Grub!carcinoGeneticist [CG].
CG: 6 FEET...
CG: UNDER...
Grub!carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now twinArmageddons [TA].
UC: does that mean he killed him?
TA: 6 feet under? ii don't know, ii2 that what iit mean2?
UC: so..how tough is this jack guy?
TA: touch a2 the toughe2t fuckiing naiil2 iin the uniiver2e. how...how diid he diie? diid...diid you kiill hiim, kk?
TA: *tough
twinArmageddons [TA] is now Grub!carcinoGeneticist [CG].
CG: *SLOWLY NODS*
Grub!carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now twinArmageddons [TA].
TA: uhh *haviing a braiin freeze*
UC: i am so many kindds of lost.
TA: me too
UC: well uh. so jacks dead. do we get the good ending?
TA: kiind of
TA: we have to alert everyone, iin the dream bubble2 too
TA: then we have to kiill lord englii2h
UC: who the apple sauce is lord english?
TA: ...you are new around here
UC: yeah pretty new id say
UC: so are we gonna go fight him or what?
TA: he2 the ultiimate bo22, we can kiill hiim now ii gue22, ii could 2ee that whoever kiilled jack could kiill englii2h, but...
TA: kk ii2 now a grb
UC: huh...well how long do grubs take to grow up?
TA: he wa2 6 2weep2 before, 2o 6 2iix 2weep2
TA: fuck
UC: uhhhh. maybe we can speed it up?
TA: uh...yeah, ii thiink. we need dave
TA: ((Can you be Dave?))
TA: hey dave-a22hole!
unfortunateChaos [UC] is now turntechGodhead [TG].
TG: yo
TA: you 2ee thii2 grub?
TG: yeah what about it?
TA: that ii2 kk
TG: get the fuck out. you have to be screwing me.
TA: iit ii2, look
twinArmageddons [TA] is now Grub!carcinoGeneticist [CG].
TG: okay. so what do you want me to do about it? grub sit him?
CG: *CHEWING ON UC'S HAIR WHILE GIVING A SQUEAKING LECTURE*
Grub!carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now twinArmageddons [TA].
TA: no, u2e your tiime power2 and make hiim older
TG: hes eating that guys hair.
TA: ii know
TA: and he2 2queakiing
TG: okay so i guess ill age him or whatever.
TA: yeah, that would be niice
TG: *he does the thing, and makes him 16 human years old or how ever many sweeps that is*
twinArmageddons [TA] is now carcinoGeneticist [CG].
CG: *NOW IS ON TOP OF UC AND STILL CHEWING THEIR HAIR, SPITS IT OUT* WHAT THE FUCK? I WAS TELLING YOU ASSHOLES TO DO IT SLOWLY!
turntechGodhead [TG] is now unfortunateChaos [UC].
UC: uhh.
CG: HEY
UC: hi
CG: SORRY I DIED
UC: sorry you died..too?
UC: wait what
CG: SO...WHAT NOW?
carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now twinArmageddons [TA].
TA: ...kiill lord englii2h?
UC: uh okay.
twinArmageddons [TA] is now carcinoGeneticist [CG].
CG: *LORD ENGLISH POPPED UP*
carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now Lord English [].
Sup?
Lord English [] is now carcinoGeneticist [CG].
CG: *WALKS OVER AND PUNCHES HIM, LE FALLS DEAD*
CG: THAT WAS...
carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now twinArmageddons [TA].
TA: antiicliimatiic
UC: well
TA: yeah?
UC: uhh that was
UC: special
TA: yeah
TA: do we 2pme crediit2 or-
UC: i dont know at all dude.
twinArmageddons [TA] is now Credits [**].
**: Congrataltions!
UC: oh okay
**: This game is brought to you by Andew Hussie!
Credits [**] is now carcinoGeneticist [CG].
CG: WHO?
carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now Andrew Hussie [].
*pops from nowhere* Me!
UC: what is happening?
UC: i am scared.
(((I don't know bro, this was meant to be sad))
Andrew Hussie [] is now carcinoGeneticist [CG].
CG: ...WE BEAT THE GAME...
UC: ((it got really derpy really fast))
CG: ((I DON'T KNOW WHY))
CG: ((I'M SOBBING AND LAUGHING AT THE SAME TIME))
UC: So..do I just go..or..what?
carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now turntechGodhead [TG].
TG: i have no idea, just stick around, we have aj
UC: uh. kay.
TG: *hands them some aj*
UC: *drinks the aj* thank you.
TG: *The cool drink sliding down your throat is like a haze lifting from your vision*
UC: oooh. good stuff.
TG: *The world suddenly starts swirling around you*
UC: oooh..jesus...
TG: *You blink your eyes and you wake up in your bedroom, it all a fan's dream*
UC: okay that was fucking weird.
TG: *You wake up and go to your computer, near it is a sign that says, "HERE ARE SOME MOTHERFUCKING COMPUTERS"
TG: *...You don't remember buying that*
UC: what is happening right here.
TG: *For a moment you could swear the homestuck plushies on your desk giggled*