ULTIMATE DISCLAIMER IN PROFILE AND CHAPTER 1!
ULTIMATE WARNING IN PROFILE AND CHAPTER 1!
AU, OOC, MPreg. Somewhat milder sex scene.
Hey, guys! This is kinda short with some explanations in it. Hope I covered as much as I could at this point. I tried to write something slightly humorous. I don't know if it's good. Can you tell me?
OK, here's the chapter. Have fun!
"You're pregnant."
Through the deep silence a huge crash resounded in the other room then Dean appeared in the doorway of the bathroom, leaning against the frame. Sam was sitting on the tiled floor frozen. Both of their expressions were completely matching: paled, wide-eyed, slack-jawed shock.
"WHAT?" the brothers exclaimed at the same time. Castiel looked at Sam apologetically as he answered:
"You're expecting."
Sam, not exactly sure what to do with this information, turned his gaze onto his brother helplessly, which was returned with shock.
"You got knocked up?" Dean asked disbelievingly. "By an angel, at that? Oh, wait…" Dean scratched the top of his head. "It makes sense to me…" His comment was rewarded with the package of crackers hitting him in the stomach.
"Not. Helping." Sam growled out, hazel eyes flashing in fury. The younger man turned back to Castiel, a bunch of questions in his head.
"How…?" he uttered out at last.
"Well, it happens" Castiel answered in his serious, gruff tone.
"AND YOU HADN'T FELT IT NECESSARY TO INFORM ME?" Sam bellowed, his voice shaking slightly, but not just from rage.
"I meant" the angel continued in an unnaturally calm way, "it happens, but this is the first between an angel and a male mate… Actually we are the first couple that experiences it."
"Oh, God" Sam buried his head in his hands, muffling a devastated "Why me?" The others let him sort his thoughts out, waiting patiently for the next move.
"Wait" Sam snapped his head, but shut his eyes against the swimming of his vision for a moment. "If this is morning sickness… how far along I am?" He flinched at the weirdness of the question.
"Judging by the development of the fetus, you're two months and four days along" Castiel answered.
"Two months?" Dean snarled. "Who was it?" he rounded onto Sam, who turned to him, confused by the murderous rage in the older man's eyes, which Sam usually called the 'I'm gonna kill every SOB who hurt my baby brother' look. After a few moments, the younger Winchester's eyes lit up in understanding.
"No one!" he exclaimed. "This is impossible! Cas was my… first" Sam blushed ten shades of red, which was impressive on his deathly pale cheeks. "And it was three weeks ago."
"Actually" Castiel began explaining, "an angel-induced pregnancy is quite faster in development than a normal pregnancy."
"Meaning?" Sam asked, while Dean finally calmed down from his fit of rage.
"One month in a normal pregnancy is one week in an angel-induced one."
It took a few seconds for the brothers to register the angel's words then the silence was broken again:
"Well, Sammy, at least you don't have to worry about being fat or too big for too long" Dean joked weakly, still trying to get over the fact that his baby brother was pregnant! His attempt at lightening the mood was greeted by a death glare from Sam.
"But I have less time to avoid the subject of giving birth" the young man snapped then his face lost all colors, sweat gathering on his forehead, panic settling itself on his features. "Dear God, how is this baby gonna come out?" Before anyone could answer, Sam shot forward, shoved his head into the toilet and began retching again. "Can you… give me a… few minutes?" he choked out between heaves. Castiel stroked his back as he stood up to leave the bathroom with Dean, closing the door on his way out.
As the angel turned back, he caught Dean getting a chair on its feet from where it was lying on its back. Now he understood where the crash had come from, when he broke the news on Sam. He suppressed a smile, feeling it quite inappropriate in this situation.
"So how is this even possible?" Dean asked, pinning his gaze on the angel.
"I think you are the last person I should explain that to" Castiel answered with a bemused look.
"Eww, no!" Dean exclaimed, pulling a face at the statement. "Now I can scrub my mind clean! Thank you very much!"
"You're welcome" the angel replied, but the older Winchester caught the small twitch of the other's lips. Since when did Castiel have a sense of humor?
"I mean … that…" Dean looked a little lost at what he wanted to say. "You know what I mean" he waved at Cas to say something already.
"I don't really understand it, either" Castiel shrugged slightly, putting his hands in his pockets. Right now he looked just as much of a human as Dean himself. "Only when Gabriel made me realize what's going on did I learn about this."
"How does he know that?" Dean asked with a suspicious frown. "You said you were the first couple with a pregnant dude."
"Maybe when he was Loki…" the angel replied uncertainly. The next moment the bathroom door opened up, revealing Sam's shaky form behind it. Castiel hurried to his lover's side and wrapping an arm around the young man's waist he guided him to the bed.
"Cas?" Sam croaked out tiredly. "You said one normal month is one week with me, right?" the angel nodded, rubbing the sick human's back in comfort. "Does that mean that if the… baby is two months old" the words were so foreign to Sam that he frowned uncomfortably, "then I'm actually two weeks along?"
"Yes, Sam" Castiel nodded again. His words were rewarded with an armful of trembling Winchester, shaky voice muffled by his shoulder, repeating 'Thank God' over and over. The angel caressed the sweaty, brown locks, embracing his precious human tenderly. Dean averted his gaze from the scene, feeling slightly like an intruder in the pair's moment.
"There's one more thing I don't understand" Sam leaned away, collecting himself. "Why two weeks ago? Why not sooner?"
"I don't…" the angel started, but froze as something occurred to him. "How could I forget?"
"What?" the question from the brothers again at the same time.
"When I met my Father, somehow our conversation turned to grandchildren. After Father asked me about it, I told Him that since I'm with Sam, I can't have my own children, my own flesh and blood. And after that everything goes hazy… until the morning after."
Sam looked at his angel dumbstruck, but before he could speak up, his own personal megaphone of thoughts did it for him.
"So you're saying that God has something to do with it?" Dean asked slowly. "Dammit… It still makes sense to me…"
"But how come I didn't get pregnant that night?" Sam turned back to Cas.
"Because that intercourse wasn't consensual" came a voice behind them. Gabriel stood there in all his glory. "Both participants had to give their full consent before it could've happened. I'm sure you know which moment was that" the archangel raised one eyebrow as he drilled his blue gaze into Sam, who blushed at the mischievous glint in the pools.
'He remembers it alright. It was on the free weekend, on Sunday night. It was their last occasion before the brothers returned onto the road. The room was filled with soft gasps and sighs, some of them swallowed down by hungry lips.
Sam was on his back; his hands were fisting the sheet next to his head, as pleasure coursed through his body. Every part of him was still sensitive from the intense love-making and the gentleness that his angel showed him. Castiel caressed the tanned skin with his lips, fingertips and tongue, driving the young man crazy with pleasure.
"Cas, please…" Sam breathed, just before a moan escaped him. The angel returned to his human's luscious lips, as he began gently preparing him. Sam let out a satisfied mewl, when he felt the fingers penetrate his opening, hips bucking up to urge the angel. Soon, although it seemed like forever, Castiel lifted Sam's lower-body slightly and gave his human what both of them wished for. It was easier to push himself in, thanks to the marathon the pair organized, so Sam didn't even feel any discomfort. The angel leaned forward to kiss his lover, but Sam threw his head back with a shuddering moan.
"There… Right there…" he panted out, not noticing the smirk on Castiel's face. Holding Sam's hips in the correct angle, the angel began thrusting in slowly and carefully. "Cas… Harder, please…" Sam sobbed out, wanting to feel that amazing feeling of ecstasy run through him again. The angel complied, steadily picking up speed and strength. "Yes!" Sam cried out in satisfaction, as the small bundle of nerves was hit dead-on.
Moans, mewls, growls and occasionally cries filled the motel room. As Sam gave himself to the pleasure, he felt warmth in his lower-body, slowly seeping towards the rest of him. When he was completely engulfed in it, he felt the pressure in his groin intensify. Both of them reached the tip at the same time, the warmth in Sam growing into searing heat, but only in his abdomen. The angel carefully pulled out of Sam and collapsed onto the mattress tiredly. He pulled the young man into his arms and a few minutes later harsh pants decreased into soft, even breathing.'
"That was the best of my life" Sam whispered dreamily. When he snapped out of it, he met with Castiel's adoring smile, Gabriel's thoughtful frown and his brother's grimace, hands firmly pressing onto his ears. Sam blushed; did he speak out loud? A kiss landed on his cheek and a hand rested on his; Sam didn't even realize that he was stroking his lower abdomen tenderly. Giving a shy smile, he leaned into Castiel's side with a contented smile, their hands never leaving his stomach.
"So you're okay with this?" Castiel asked worriedly. Sam thought about his answer then spoke up softly:
"It will be extremely weird, but this baby is mine and yours… It was conceived with love… I'm really okay with this."
"And any time you need me, I'll be here in an instant" Castiel spoke tenderly. "If I'll have to go back to Heaven for a duty, I will be back with you as soon as I can, alright?" Sam's reply was a grateful kiss, before the human settled into his angel's side and fell into an exhausted sleep.
TBC
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