AN: I'm getting this up now. Just trying to update. I need to ask you a favor though… Harry, Luke, Meg, and Ann are asleep, so don't laugh or you will wake them up. Good. When they wake up they will want reviews.

Now this is how it's all going to happen:

If you review, and I mean a meaningful review and not just a couple words quickly written out just for a cupcake, before the next chapter is posted, you get a cupcake. 10-15 (not sure yet) cupcakes and you can have your character enter the story for as long as you review. You will be part of the crowd or a friend that can play a part if I have enough spots. Get it? Got it? Good.

1 cupcake to each Skylar of Hufflepuff and Write All the Time for their reviews

I do not own Harry Potter, or a Very Potter Musical. I am just a big fan who has wanted to see something like this. But, since I don't I will write it myself.

Cast List For Scene:

Harry: Albus Potter

Ron: Hugo Weasley

Hermione: Rose Weasley

(I know they are siblings, I may change some stuff later to make it work. Trust me; I know what I'm doing. There will be no Incest. I promise!)

The curtain opened, a spotlight appeared, and Megan stepped out onto the makeshift stage. This time she was wearing a wizard robe, but it was different. She had bejeweled the Hogwarts crest on the back…

She was a weird child.

"This is a prologue." She said in a serious tone, and then she smiled and continued. "I have absolutely no idea what year this is for Harry in the play, so don't ask. Also, DON'T spoil the ending. Um… The characters in this play will not act like the real people do. This is why it's called a parody. We will have a break every few scenes. Well, that's it. Welcome to A Very Potter Musical. Give it up for HARRY POTTER!" No one clapped.

Then, she walked off as Albus walked on. He carried a trunk with him. Standing in the spotlight, he set the trunk down and sat on top of it. Then the music started.

Harry looked on, annoyed at what was going on and praying that Al wasn't going to sing.

HARRY/ALBUS: (Sings while sat on trunk in middle of stage) Underneath these stairs I hear the sneers and feel the glares of my cousin, my uncle and my aunt.

Harry banged his head against the table, hating his life. And also vowing to never go to a musical in his life after this.

"What does he mean by stairs?" Hermione asked him.

"Nothing Mione," he answered quickly. Hermione narrowed her eyes, knowing he was hiding something.

Can't believe how cruel they are, and it stings my lightning scar to know they'll never ever give me what I want.

Snape sneered. 'Arrogant child' he thought to himself.

Ron, Fred, and George thought back to when they had rescued him in second year. Maybe there was something going on, locking your kids up wasn't right. Did muggles do that?

I know I don't deserve these stupid rules made by the Dursley's, here on Privet Drive. Can't take all of these muggles, but despite all of my troubles, I'm still alive.

Snape rolled his eyes as Minerva sighed. That boy never followed the rules, and it was a miracle that he was still alive. He had cheated death way too much to their liking.

"Way to…" started George.

"...be positive…" interrupted Fred.

"…Our dear Harrykins." They finished together.

Harry smiled at the reminder of his TRUE family.

I'm sick of summer and this waiting around, man its September and I'm skipping this town, hey it's no mystery there's nothing here for me now... (Stands up and sings)

Harry groaned, this really wasn't looking good. He looked over and saw Malfoy red in the face trying hard not to laugh at the theatrics. That just made it worse.

But there was a positive note. Malfoy red in the face with laughter was a very rare sight. It was a cause for merriment. Trust me, it was hilarious.

Most of the Hall was confused though. They didn't really understand what Harry was talking about.

I got to get back to Hogwarts. I got to get back school; I got to get myself to Hogwarts, where everybody knows I'm coooool.

The whole Hall laughed as Albus straightened his outfit and puffed out his chest. Most know Harry would never do a thing like that.

"Man, they really got you, didn't they?" Ron said between laughs. "This is bloody brilliant!"

"Shut up." Harry mumbled back, hitting him lightly on the shoulder for good measure.

Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts, to Goblin and ghosts and some magical feasts. It's all that I love and it's all that I need at Hogwarts, Hogwarts; I think I'm going back. (pause) I'll see my friends going to laugh 'till we cry, take my Firebolt gonna take to the sky. No way this year anyone's gonna die,

Many in the Hall were humming at the catchy tune, trying to remember the words for later.

And its gonna be totally awesome!

A few muggle borns laughed at the wording.

I'll cast some spells with a flick of my wand, defeat the Dark Arts yeah bring it on! And do it all with my best friend Ron,

"Oh, please no!" Ron begged to nobody, but Harry heard him.

"Looks like we might get to see how badly they're portraying you!"

'cause together we're totally awesome!

"What about me?" Hermione asked with a mock-pout, but the guys thought she was serious.

"You're great Mione!" Ron tried to reassure her.

"Yeah, we wouldn't be anywhere without you."

"You better believe that boys." She said with a smile, and both boys caught on to what she was doing. The table laughed at the predicament Harry and Ron had gotten themselves into.

RON/HUGO: (Enters stage door and sings) Yeah we're so cool and we're totally awesome! (Talk) Did somebody say Ron Weasley? Wooo!

"Is that supposed to be me?" Ron said. "I do not act like that!"

"Ron, I think they portrayed you perfectly?" Hermione assured him, but he was already focused on the next thing.

"When's lunch?" No one answered him.

HARRY/ALBUS: Hey!

RON/HUGO: Sorry I couldn't get here earlier I had to go get some uh, floo powder. So come on grab your trunk, let's go.

HARRY/ALBUS: Why? Where're we going?

RON/HUGO: To Diagon Alley of course!

Many laughed at the expressions on Ron's Face.

"What did I miss?" He asked.

"Nothing, absolutely nothing." Someone replied.

HARRY/ALBUS: Cool!

RON/HUGO: Come on! (Starts going around in circles flapping arms saying floo powder power six times)

"What the bloody hell are they doing?" Ron yelled over the insane laughter in the Hall.

"They're just portraying you!" Hermione explained as she fell out of her seat, face red from laughter.

"I may be bad with floo powder," said Harry. "But I'm not THAT bad."

RON/HUGO: (Stands next to Harry and sings) It's been so long, but we're going back,

"Great! Now I'm singing! This is embarrassing!"

"Honestly Ron, you need to learn when to laugh!"

don't go for work don't go there for class.

HARRY/ALBUS: As long as we're together-

RON/HUGO: -Gonna kick some ass

RON+HARRY/HUGO+ALBUS: And its gonna be totally awesome! This year we'll take everybody by storm, stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm.

"I hope that's not true, Mr. Potter." Minerva said.

Harry laughed weakly. "Uh huh… yeah."

Severus just huffed and rolled his eyes at the blatant lie.

HERMIONE/ROSE: (Enters from behind the boys) well let's not forget that we need to perform well in class, if we want to pass our OWLs!

RON/HUGO: God Hermione! Why do you have to be such a buzz kill!

"RON!" Hermione yelled.

"What? It's not me!"

"Yeah, but it's your character." She glared at him.

"Sorry."

"Yeah, sure." She said sarcastically.

HERMIONE/ROSE: 'Cause Ron! Schools not all about having fun we have to study hard if we want to become good witches and wizards. (Starts to sing) I may be frumpy but I'm super smart.

Harry, Ron, and many Gryffindors were laughing at Rose's portrayal of Hermione.

"It's not funny!"

"Honestly Hermione, you need to learn when to laugh." Ron threw her words right back to her.

"Oh, shut up." She pouted.

Check out my grades, there 'A's for a start!

"A's!" Hermione said, scandalized she didn't get at least an O.

What I lack in looks well I make up in heart, and well guys yeah that's totally awesome!

"What's with this 'toatally awesome' them?" Harry asked.

"I don't know, it must be a future thing." Hermione answered.

This year I plan, to study a lot...

Many rolled their eyes at the truth in that statement.

RON/HUGO: Well that would be cool if you were actually hot!

Hermione smacked Ron's shoulder.

"Sorry Mione."

HARRY/ALBUS: Hey Ron, come on, we're the only friends that she's got,

This time, it was Harry's shoulder that got smacked.

"Sorry Mione."

RON/HUGO: and that's cool,

HERMIONE/ROSE: And that's totally awesome!

RON+HERMIONE+HARRY/HUGO+ROSE+ALBUS: Yeah we're so cool and we're totally awesome!

"Of course we are!" said Ron.

Most people just ignored him. Hermione shook her head. 'Boys.'

ALL: (enters the rest of cast and do dance behind) We're sick of summer and it's waiting around, It's like we're sitting in the lost and found, don't take no sorcery, for anyone to see hoooow!

HARRY/ALBUS: I gotta get back to Hogwarts!

This time many in the Hall started singing along with the cast.

ALL: We gotta get back to schooool! We got to get back to Hogwarts! Where everything is magicooool! Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts, to goblins and ghosts and some magical feasts. It's all that I love and it's all that I need at Hogwarts, Hogwarts I think we're going back.

And the curtains closed for the next scene.