AN: Hey! I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAck. Yep, you can all run...in fear? joy? I don't care really.
Harry: Yeah you do, you just won't say it
Meg: Shut up you...you...
Luke: Great insult Meg
Meg: Shut up LukieWukie
Luke: Whatevs
Ann: Woah, what did I miss?
Meg: What do you mean
Ann: I was at the Landromat
Harry: Why?
Ann: I like watching it go round and round and round and round...
Meg: *rolls eyes* This is why I try to hide you
Luke: You two have...
Harry: problems
Meg: Yep
Ann: We know
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DISCLAIMER:
I do not own Harry Potter, or a Very Potter Musical. I am just a big fan who has wanted to see something like this. But, since I don't I will write it myself.
Cast List For Scene:
Harry: Albus Potter
Ron: Hugo Weasley
Hermione: Rose Weasley
Draco: Scorp Malfoy
Ginny: Lily Potter
Dumbledore: Fred Jr.
Crabbe and Goyle will be played by whoever is available
(I know they are siblings, I may change some stuff later to make it work. Trust me; I know what I'm doing. There will be no Incest. I promise!)
btw: Tell me if this is too confusing.
Scorpius awkwardly stepped onto the stage. "Well, umm… I guess I can do the introduction. Because…" he looked offstage to the side. "Megan's kind of being stubborn."
"Me! Stubborn! Look who's talking." Came her answer. Then, the blonde stormed onto the stage. "You're the one who won't switch roles!"
"Why in the world do you want mine?"
"Cause it's more fun!"
"Really?"
"Yessssss!"
"Oh, well in that case….no"
"Aww… PLEASE" She brought out her puppy dog eyes. He covered his eyes.
"Rose, help!"
"You're on your own, hun." Her voice came from the side.
"Thanks, hun" he said sarcastically.
"So can I?" Megan interrupted.
"Why should I?"
"Because I'm awesome." She said, striking a star pose.
He just shook his head and sighed. "No"
"But he's so hot!"
His eyes widened. "What!"
"He. Is. Hot."
"Okay…that's awkward."
"Hey, not when he's old, but right now…" she trailed off.
"Okay, creepy."
"Not really."
"To me it is, besides… if I say yes you'd always go Darth Vader on me."
"Exactly!"
"NO!"
"You're no fun!" Megan said stomping out.
He watched her walk off. When she was out of sight he finally thought of what to say. "And my father is NOT hot."
"But you look just like him!" She yelled back.
"But…but…but. Well, you still can't"
Those in the Hall *cough*Ravenclaw*cough* who finally caught on burst into laughter at the conversation that just took place.
Scorpius just sighed and walked off, his introduction now ruined.
Draco, who FINALLY caught on, paled in both horror and humiliation.
The lights dimmed, and the curtains opened.
(Harry/albus, Ron/hugo, and Hermione/rose enter, along with Ginny/lily)
GINNY/LILY: Ron! You were supposed to take me to Madame Malkins and use those sickles mum gave you for my robe fittings!
HARRY/ALBUS: Uhh, Who's this? (Asks to Ron)
RON/HUGO: Oh, This is stupid dumb little sister Ginny,
"RON!" Ginny slapped him.
"It wasn't me!"
"SO?"
He sighed, completely lost.
She's a freshman.
Many pure and half bloods were confused by the term freshman. Hermione started to explain, but was shushed by Harry.
Ginny this is Harry, Potter this is Harry Potter.
GINNY/LILY: Ohh, your Harry Potter! You're the boy who lived!
Ginny huffed at the starstruck expression and voice that Lily did a great job replicating. "I did not act like that!"
Ron and the twins started coughing. She glared at their red faces. She turned when she felt a hand on her shoulder. She twisted to see Harry looking at her, smiling.
She blushed and smiled back.
HARRY/ALBUS: Yeah you're Ginny.
GINNY/LILY: It's Ginevra. (Holds hand out for a hand shake but harry ignores it)
HARRY/ALBUS: Cool, Ginny's fine.
RON/HUGO: (Claps hands above Ginny's head) Stupid sister! Don't crowd the famous friend!
Ginny and Harry were lost in each other's eyes to notice Cho's glaring and Molly's harsh word to Ron.
Others just laughed.
HERMIONE/ROSE: Hey do you guys hear music or something?
CHO+LAVENDER+OTHER/ROXANNE+ALICE(with a spell that makes her look Chinese) +OTHER: (Enter doing their little dance) Cho Chang, Domo Arigato, Cho Chang. Gung hey fat Choy Chang, Happy happy New Year. Cho Chang!
Cho smiled, finally feeling included. And the fact that she seemed to be popular in this little play.
GINNY/LILY: Who's that?
RON/HUGO: That's Cho Chang, the girl Harry's totally been in love with since freshman year.
Cho smirked at the now glowing red blush on Harry's face and the glaring eyes of the redhead.
HERMIONE/ROSE: Yeah but he won't say anything to her.
RON/HUGO: Yeah, well you never tell a girl you like her it makes you look like an idiot!
Most of the guys in the room nodded at these words of 'wisdom' while the girls just rolled their eyes, secretly wishing that that's what they would do.
GINNY/LILY: (Walks over to the group of girls) Konichiwa Cho, Chang. It is good to meet you. My name is Ginny Weasley (Says it all very distinctly to lavender)
"God, I look like an idiot!" Ginny hid her face in embarrassment.
LAVENDER/ALICE: Bitch, I ain't Cho Chang
Many people looked confused. If that wasn't Cho…
RON/HUGO: That's Lavender Brown! (Claps hand over Ginny's head) Racist sister!
Many laughed at the glares Ginny had come out of hiding to send Ron.
CHO/ROXANNE: Hey Hey, it's alright. I'm Cho Chang ya'll.
Cho looked scandalized at the obvious joke towards her character.
HARRY/ALBUS: She is totally perfect.
She smiled again. Harry looked disgusted at the look on Albus' face. Was this how he always looked when he talked about her?
RON/HUGO: Too bad she's dating Cedric Diggory though Huh?
HARRY/ALBUS: What? Who the hell is Cedric Diggory? Who is that guy? What is he, who is he?
The whole hall bowed their heads in remembrance of the Hufflepuff champion.
CEDRIC/JAMES: (Enter Cedric pushing Harry and Ron Out of the way) Oh Cho Chang, I am so in love with Cho Chang! From Bangkok to Ding Dang! I sing my love aloud, for Cho Chang! (Exit while running after Cho and posse)
The few who could, softly laughed at James.
HARRY/ALBUS: Man I hate that guy! I hate him!
Harry frowned, "no, I don't"
RON/HUGO: So are we going to go get them robes or not!
GINNY/LILY: Yes alright! I'm coming!
RON/HUGO: God sister! (Exit Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny. Enter Neville from right and Crabbe and Goyle from left)
"Who are they?" Hermione asked.
Ron gasped. "Hermione, not knowing something! The world must be ending.
She slapped his shoulder and Harry and Ginny laughed, along with several at the table.
GOYLE: (Bumping into Neville) present your arm nerd! (Neville puts arm out) Indian-burn hex! (ENTER TRIO AND GINNY)
"That's not even a spell!"
RON/HUGO: Oh, Crabbe and Goyle.
"Ohhh, that's who it is."
HARRY/ALBUS: (walks up to Crabbe and Goyle) Hey why don't you leave Neville Longbottom alone?
GOYLE/RANDOM PERSON (goyle and crabbe are not major characters and whoever is available will be playing them): Well, if it isn't Harry Potter. You think all because you're famous, you can boss everyone around!
"But I hate being famous."
Snape rolled his eyes.
HARRY/ALBUS: No I just don't think it's cool for guys like you picking on guys like Neville, I mean c'mon.
GOYLE: Well, you know what I think? I think glasses are for nerds! (Goyle take Harry's glasses) We hate nerds! (Breaks glasses)
CRABBE: And girls!
Many were surprised at how talkative Crabbe and Goyle were being in the play.
RON/HUGO: Oh, you don't mess with Harry Potter; he defeated the Dark Lord when he was just a baby.
"No I didn't." Harry said.
"Huh?" Ron asked.
"I just stalled him."
HERMIONE/ROSE: Alright, everyone just calm down. Oculus Reparo! (Glasses are fixed)
"I really need to learn that spell."
HARRY: Whoa cool!
HERMIONE/ROSE: Now, let's leave these big Baby childish jerks alone!
"Nice insults Hermione!" Harry said laughing.
"oh, shut up."
DRACO/SCORP: (Enters from left) Did somebody say Draco Malfoy?
Scorpius entered from the side. He was dressed in feminine green robes and strutted around the stage like a bird.
Crabbe, Goyle, be a pip and go pay for my robes will you. So Potter, back for another year at Hogwarts are you? Well maybe this year, you'll wisen up and hang out with a higher caliber wizard? (Strikes funny pose)
Draco just turned red as everyone started laughing.
"I don't act like that." He mumbled to himself.
HARRY/ALBUS: No way Malfoy! Ron and Hermione are my best friends in the whole wide world and I wouldn't trade them for anything. (Puts arms around them and Ginny tries to join but Ron pushes her away)
"Thank for including me Ron!" Ginny loved sarcasm.
"Sorry!"
"You better be young man.'
"Calm down Molly honey, it isn't really him."
"But…Arthur!"
DRACO/SCORP: Have it your way then. Wait- Don't tell me! Red hair, hand-me-down clothes and a stupid complexion. You must be a Weasley!
Those who weren't currently out of breath laughed at Scorpius' try at an arrogant, sophisticated voice. He sounded like a little girl.
RON/HUGO: Oh my God, lay off Malfoy! She may be a pain in the ass okay, but she's my pain in the ass!
"Aww, how sweet" Ginny rolled her eyes.
"Ronald! Language!"
"It's not me!" But no matter how many times he repeated it, they still wouldn't listen.
DRACO/SCORP: Well isn't this cute! It's like a little loser family!
(Exit Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny and enter Crabbe and Goyle) Hogwarts has really gone to the dogs. Luckily next year, I'll be transferred to Pigfarts!
"Pigfarts? What the Hell is Pigfarts?" Malfoy asked above all the laughing.
(Starts to sing)
"Oh, please no!"
This year you'll bet, I'm gonna get out of here, the reign of Malfoy is drawing near. I'll have the greatest wizard career, and it's gonna be totally Awesome!
Look out world for the dawn of the day, where everyone will do whatever I say, and Potter won't be in my way. And then I'll be the one who is totally awesome!
GOYLE: Yeah you'll be the one who is totally Awesome!
Draco just rolled his eyes, trying to hide his utter humiliation while everyone continued laughing.
The corner of Snape's mouth slowly turned up, but fell as soon as he remembered who this play was actually about.
*CHOO CHOO!*
HERMIONE/ROSE: C'mon guys we're gonna miss the train!
(All Come on stage and form three lines and act as a train)
ALL :( SING) who knows how fast, this year's gonna go? Hand me a glass let the butterbeer flow.
HARRY/ALBUS: Maybe at last, I'll talk to Cho!
RON/HUGO: No way that would be way too awesome!
The hall laughed at Hugo's line. Cho half smiled, maybe it would turn out alright.
Then many in the Hall started stomping along with the music that seemed to come from nowhere.
ALL: We've come to learn everything that we can. It's great to come back to where we began. And he we are, and ALAKAZAM! Here we go, this is totally awesome! (The train separates and some grab benches and get into two lines facing each other.) So come and teach us everything you know. The summers over and we are itching to go. (Everybody stops)
NEVILLE/FRANK: I think we're ready for, Albus Dumbledore!
"Is that supposed to be Neville?" Harry asked.
"I think so." Answered Hermione.
Neville just stayed quiet with a smile on his face.
ALL: Ahhhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh (Enter Dumbledore)
DUMBLEDORE/FRED JR: Welcome!
(Holds the note for long time)
All of the hall laughed at Fred Jr. as he came out with a beard, much like that one seen on Fred and George when they tried to enter the Triwizard tournament. They thought it Hilarious.
Except Snape and Draco.
They just sneered.
All of you to Hogwarts! I welcome all of you to school. Did you know that here at Hogwarts, we've got a hidden swimming pool!
"Really sir?" Fred or George asked.
"Maybe." Dumbledore answered with a twinkle in his eyes.
Welcome welcome welcome Hogwarts. Welcome hotties nerds and tools. Now that I've got you here at Hogwarts, (Speaks) I'd like to go over just a couple of rules. My name is Albus Dumbledore and I am Headmaster of Hogwarts. You can all call me Dumbledore, well I suppose you could also call me Albus if you wanted a detention, Nah I'm just kidding, I'll expel you if you call me Albus! (Albus moves to the back of the stage)
"Nice one sir," The other twin complimented."
"Yeah, Albus!"
"I'm sorry Mr. Weasley, but I'm afraid that means expulsion."
The Hall laughed at the twin's predicament.
ALL: Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts, to goblin and ghosts and some magical feasts. It's all that I love and it's all that I need at Hogwarts, Hogwarts. Back to spells and enchantments potions and friends, to-
ALL PLAYING GRIFFINDORS and audience Gryffindors: Gryffindor!
ALL PLAYING HUFFLEPUFFS and audience Hufflepuffs: Hufflepuff!
ALL PLAYING RAVENCLAWS and audience Ravenclaws: Ravenclaw!
ALL PLAYING SLYTHERINS and nothing was heard from the Slytherin table: Slytherin!
ALL: Back to the place where our story begins, at Hogwarts, Hogwarts!
DUMBLEDORE/FRED JR: I'm sorry, what's its name?
ALL: Hogwarts, Hogwarts!
DUMBLEDORE/FRED JR: I didn't hear you kids!
ALL: Hogwarts, Hogwarts!
HARRY/ALBUS: Man I'm glad I'm back! (Casts stands at the front of stage with wands in air)
Curtain closes
Nobody heard the question from a certain crazy blonde. "So, if I can't play Draco, can I play Voldie?"
Well, except her sister. "Only when I want the world to end."
AN: Review or I'll send Megan after you. As soon as she finds out where you all live... darn it this could take awhile.