After Sonic and Shadow were through arguing, they went to face the Doom Express car. It was red with flaming spider legs. Sonic was prepared for the worst, or at least he thought he was.
"Sonic, help me!" Cried that horrible voice.
"AAAAAHHH!" Sonic screamed and ran away from the machine. Shadow giggled as he tripped Sonic with his foot.
"Hahaha! So Sonic, you're prepared for flaming spiders, but not that pink female?" Shadow joked.
"You get him. I don't want anything to do with that mess!" Sonic cried desperately.
"Hey!" Amy yelled. She reached out her arm and conjured her hammer, which she used to smash the arm that trapped her.
"Hey, Sonic." Shadow suppressed a chuckle."Maybe if you make her angry, she can dismember that thing herself."
"There's an idea." Sonic considered."But what about the engine core?"
"Don't worry, Sonic." Silver assured." The Engine Cores are made to be indestructible; if she destroys the car, the Engine Core will remain."
"Well, that's a relief." Sonic sighed."Hey, Amy! You are really not cute!"
Amy fumed, and hit the car with all her might in an attempt to let her anger out. Sonic hurled insults at her, but I'm not going to show them, because I'm lazy and people are probably already smashing axes through their computers/smartphones.
Sure enough, the car was reduced to dust, and Amy held her hammer in two hands. She then dropped to the ground from fatigue, and Sonic sighed in relief."Maybe we should let Tails handle her." Shadow suggested.
"Good idea." Sonic gasped. They then took Amy back to the campout.
I'm sorry, people, but I just really don't like Amy's character. And I'm sorry about your smashed computers at the hands of you axes and hammers. Also, if you're looking for couplings, go somewhere else! This is a no-coupling zone. Don't worry, I might make Amy better next time. It's just apparent that Sonic likes Amy as much as I do. Seriously, I don't see a single redeeming quality about Amy, period.