Here's the first chapter! Gigantic thanks to doorist for reviewing on the story. I can't believe I started writing this episode as soon as I read the review. Seriously thanks.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the plot. Honestly if I did Randy and Ted would be fu$$ing Cody to a bed or the floor. Oh that would be awesome.

Randy-19

Cody-17

Ted-18

The big bad dog fell for the innocent kitten?

Ep.1 The kitten on one side of the window and the dog on the other

It was a sunny and peaceful day…..

"WHAAAAAAT?"

Well, almost.

"What do you mean we're moving?" yelled an irritated Randy at his father.

"Exactly what I said." Answer an irritated Bob Orton (Was that his name or not?)

"But dad, I have friends here, and a girlfriend!"

"You're friends will leave you the moment you get in to trouble. And as for you're girlfriend, you know she's cheating on you!"

"But….."

"No buts Randal! We're moving and that's FINAL!" Randy sighed defeated knowing that arguing with his father wouldn't lead to anything good.

"Allright dad."

"Honestly son I don't even know why you were arguing. We're already in the car." That just made Randy grumble.

As Bob drove the car, exited that they were moving from the horrible place they used to live in, the younger of the two settled for sleeping. When Randy finally woke up after 5 hours on the rode and looked out the window, he was glad to see the sign that welcomed them to the new town.

Once the car was parked in the new driveway Randy immediately rushed out of the car, and looked around. He was actually very surprised to see that it was rather beautiful.

"Randy, you go and look around the house, while I go and buy some food. The kitchen should be done by now."

"Whatever you say dad."

You see, Randy's father wasn't one to wait, so he called the movers 5 days before they actually moved and made them put in most of the furniture, which Bob had made them buy with his money.

When he drove off (which by the way took him an hour), Randy was already done with looking around the house. There wasn't much to look at really. There was only a table in the living room with a couch in front of it. The kitchen was pretty much set up like his father said, the only thing left were the counters.

The upstairs wasn't so great either. The only thing in his room was a mattress, same thing with his father's room. There was a bathroom connected to his room. It looked like any other bathroom.

Randy decided to go outside and get to know the neighborhood. Once he got outside he was surprised to hear shouting coming from the house right next to his. It sounded like a guy. Randy jumped the fence separating the two yards and got closer to one of the windows. Now he heard quiet whimpers. It was like they were right on the other side of the window (and he's very right). Then there was the sound of skin smacking against skin, and that was when Randy thought he had heard enough.

He went back to his own house and went to sleep for a couple of hours until his father called him for dinner. They ate and talked after which they both went to bed (in separate rooms). Bob was excited about the next day, while Randy was mourning because he had school the next day (who wouldn't be).

The next day Randy got up and went down to eat until he didn't see what time it was. Then he forgot all about the food and stormed down the street (and then went back up because he forgot his backpack and THEN went to school).

Once he got there Randy got his schedule and went to class. When he went in the classroom everyone looked at him like he was some kind of god. Randy shivered in disgust when he saw that the teacher was no exception. 'Oh god, I can't believe that a 46 yearold guy is looking at me like that!' (neither can i)

"You must be the Mr. Orton. I'm Harold, your chemistry teacher."

"Ok. So where do I sit?"

"Unfortunately there is only one seatnext to Mr. Rhodes. Stand up!" The teacher said while yelling out the last part with venom.

Randy looked to the back of the class and saw a boy with a black army cap on his head, a white baggy blouse that was waaay too long for his small frame. He was also wearing black baggy pants which fell over his black and blue trainers. The poor thing was shaking. Randy didn't have to wonder "why?" for too long sense he saw how all the other students were glaring at him. Randy made his way to the empty seat and sat down.

"Now that everything is settled. Everyone choose a partner. You'll be working on a project in which you'll have to (oh gods why did I write chemistry? I don't even take that class yet!) show and build a structure of how we get oxygen from carbonic dioxide (is that how it's spelled?)."

Almost all the students groaned and started looking for partners. Everyone was trying to get Randy as a partner but they all got turned down. The fact that all the students didn't even glance at the boy beside him didn't go unnoticed by Randy. He went over to him and put one hand on his shoulder.

"Hey, can you be my chemistry partner till the end of the year?" Randy knew that, that wasn't what the teacher had asked for but he didn't want to run around looking for a partner everytime the teacher said so. The kid looked at him with wide eyes.

"What is it? Why are you looking at me like that?" asked a confused Randy

"It's just that nobody's asked to be my partner before." The boy's voice mesmerized Randy. It was quiet and there was a lisp that drove Randy crazy. The kid's face was beautiful too. He had plump, full, pink lips (PFP) that were just BEGGING to be kissed (believe me, he WILL be begging later in the story). He also had big (I'm not very sure if that's true) blue eyes. There were a dozen more things that were beautiful about him: his pale skin (THIS IS A FANFICTION PEOPLE!), high cheekbones and a lot more.

"Well things change." The "beauty" smiled. It was small and shy but it was still a smile.

"You still haven't answered my question."

"Umm…s-sure." With that Randy sat closer to him

"Hey do you mind telling me what you're name is?"

"It's Cody."

"Cody, huh it's suites you."

"T-thanks."

They spent the rest of the class talking and building the structure.

When class was over Randy headed to his next one only to find that Cody was in it too. So he took a seat next to the boy.

The rest of the day went on like that. In the end Randy and Cody (Orton) found out that their schedules were the same.

After school Randy and Cody were walking down the sidewalk

"Hey Coodles?" the younger boy blushed at his given nickname

"Yes?"

"How would you like it if I walked you home?"

"That'd be nice."

They walked until they reached Randy's house.

"Well I'll see you later." Said Cody

"Wait, what? I'll walk you to your home."

"I live right there." Answered Cody while pointing at his house

"Really? I live here."

"Nice."

"well I'll see you later Randy."

"Yeah. How bout you come over later so we can finish that project?"

"Sure. Bye."

"Bye"

And they both entered their houses.

Three pages. Good. I have something like a rule that if it's less than one page it's not worth posting.

Ted: "Where's Randy?"

Me: "His still sleeping. Honestly I haven't seen anybody bleed so much at all."

Cody:" Neither have I"

Ted: *Smirks*

Cody: "Why are you smirking?"

Ted: "Because without Randy I'll have more time in you."

Cody: *Blushing a lot*

Dusty: "Ahem!"

Ted: *Turns to him* "You're not going to chase me with a spatula, are you?"

Dusty: "No, but if you hurt him I'll chase you with a fire gun and a trashcan."

Me: "What's the trashcan for?"

Dusty: "Oh, first I'm gonna fit him in it and then I'm gonna burn him down."

Ted: "Well I won't hurt him. Come on Codes. I wanna take advantage of those cute little cat ears and tail of yours while I still can." *Holds Cody bridal style and goes to the bedroom*

Dusty: *Looks at me*

Me: "Ok you review and I'll run!" *Turns to Dusty* "Please don't kill me!" *Runs off*