Hi! Thank you to QueenNaberrie. I had to post her idea.
Disclaimer: I don't own SW, just me.
Palpatine A.K.A. Sidious walked through his chancellor quarters.
"What's this? Hmm... ah! A way to lure Skywalker to the Dark Side. Thank you again, sir.
Marriage of Anakin Skywalker and Padmé Naberrie. So, I can go into his dreams. Hm hm. You have done it again Sidious. You've done good. Ooh. What do us have here. StarBook? I'll check it out." Palpatine said.
Padmé Amidala likes this.
Palpatine commented:
What's going on?
Anakin replied:
All you can eat buffet at Star Corral!
Obi-Wan is eating Anakin Skywalker's food.
Anakin Skywalker commented:
Hey! I will steal from your plate!
Obi-Wan replied:
Already ate it!
Palpatine posted his status:
Your crazy.
Palpatine couldn't stand humorous Jedi. Not really any Jedi.
"But you ate it!" Anakin yelled.
"No, I cleared your plate!" Obi-Wan lied.
Palpatine stared at the Jedi Knight and Master. Then he went back to StarBook.
Chancellor Palpatine friended Count Dooku.
Count Dooku accepted.
Count Dooku wants a private chat.
Palpatine: Its me, Darth Sidious
Dooku: Master. hows lif? any lady frinds? *Wink wink*
Sidious: no. i cri evury day.
Dooku: I'm sorry. Oh, GG [General Grevious] is ur frind now.
Palpatine: Okay. I'll hide my friends. Peace.
Palpatine looked at a girl.
"I'm Katyperry22. Author of this fic. I will make you say everything I want." She said.
"Yes." She said.
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"Prove it." He said.
"I wanna watch My Little Pony." She made him say.
"Okay. Point proven." He said.
R&R! Hope you like!