Authors note: third part hope you all enjoy it
March 3rd
Okay so I realised now that those two plans kinda sucked… PFFT NO OF COURSE THEY DIDN'T I mean drowning Shunsui in sake? Flawless. Anyway today is a new day so it means that plan didn't work… well didn't go how I wanted it too Ergh who cares about how it didn't go well… no one asked you so shut up!... So like I said today is a new plan, a new way to kill pinky… I like that nickname for him oh I have plenty of nicknames for that moron. Let me see; pinky, moron, gay pinky, stupid pink Shinigami, drunken idiot, murderer, creep… ERGH HE IS JUST AN IDIOT OKAY! No need to go on about his nicknames this is about killing!.
So moving past that plan, stupid pinky won't know what's hit him with this one! Ah I'll get him good this time there will be no escape from me! LILYNETTE WILL REIN SUPREME. So this time I have decided he will come here to Heuco Mundo, I will get him here somehow probably bug Szayel to do it… I could bribe him, I have the means I mean I have proof of him hiding that picture of Aizen he has. HE KEEPS IT UNDER HIS PILLOW!, it has a pink fluffy frame and everything… HA! I knew he loved Aizen I mean it was obvious. So bribe him with that and he will get pinky into Heuco Mundo for me.
So that's step one complete getting him here, at first he will be lost in the desert out there. That will give me time to set up my trap!. Oh ho pinky won't know what's hit him this time, ha! He is a moron. NOW HE WILL FACE THE MUSIC!. So as i was saying he comes into Heuco Mundo lost in the sands of the endless desert out there until oh.. he notices a random bottle of sake lying around. He'll be all what's this doing here… AH! Probably poison… I'm not an idiot… except he is cause it isn't poison it's just to mess with him at first!.
After noticing that he will walk along casually minding his own business until he notices another bottle of sake, then another!. So he will begin to follow them leading him to Las Noches. Oh this will be like leading a mouse straight into a trap cept with sake not cheese. I don't know if stupid pinky likes cheese but either way he likes sake! So that's good enough for me. Means I can kill him and all, that stupid murderer; who murdered someone dear to me…. I will kill him for this.
Okay so I was leading him to Las Noches he will move inside finding a door and it will lead him into a room that's completely dark, no light, no way of seeing anything. But he will be able to hear my footsteps! Cause I can't hide them so he will be able to hear me walking towards him. Well I think it's a little nice of me cause it will give him time to expect something to happen. Give him time to be scared cause He'll be all scared hearing my footsteps and feeling my strong presence… I mean who wouldn't?. He will know it's me coming for revenge after what he did. Leaving me with nothing…
Back to pinky and being all scared in that dark room… I bet he's afraid of the dark you know, Ha! An old man scared of the dark what a moron. Well anyway back to him being all scared and hearing me walk through the room. I have him in my clutches now, all that's left would be to kill him. So.. how would I do it now.. I've already drowned him in his favourite substance so this time OH I have it… it's a brilliant idea and everything!.
I will come up from behind and tie him up! So he can't move and he will struggle and everything but my bindings will be so tight he'll barely be able to breathe. Then I'll get out a marker and draw on his face, a moustache would be fitting. THEN! With the marker I will put x's on his eyes to represent him dead!. This is brilliant so far. Once I'm done with marker I will then grab the bottles of sake he collected on his way and pour it all over him. Making sure he is drenched in that stuff.
Once he is drenched I shall then get out my matches lighting one so he can see my face briefly before I drop the lit match on him. The flames will take to his cape well at first and then before you know it the rest of him will be on fire!. HA! Brilliant burn the idiot alive… ah well goodbye pinky NO ONE CARES.
He will of course be screaming in pain writhing in agony and I will just stand there and watch as the flames burn his skin. I will watch as his body turns to ash… watch the whites of his eyes as he dies. It's only fair…
Murderer you deserve everything that's coming to you and I WILL make sure it happens. Goodbye Pinky! Have a nice life… oh wait DEATH!
LILYNETTE OUT~