He tried, oh please believe him, he tried. But everything was just too much. It was like his brain was on overload and he was only just on the brink of self-destruction. But he calmly, too calmly, sat on the canopy bed. He let out a breath and stared at the raven seated on a computer chair.

"So .. let me get this straight. I am now your fake boyfriend. Why?"

"Parents. You see , my parents are always on my ass about how I need to 'settle down' and 'be more gentlemanly' or whatever. And so this is where you come in. I need someone who can play the part, impress the 'rents and not feel anything for me." Sasuke answered, taking a sip of his coffee.

Naruto narrowed his eyes. "That's not the full truth, is it ? What are you hiding?"

Sasuke smirked and regarded the blonde. "Perceptive, I like it. You ever heard of the Akatsuki?"

The blonde lifted an eyebrow. There was a period of silence while he tried to see if Sasuke was asking a rhetorical question or not. When the brunette just stared at him, he sighed and answered, "They're suppose to be this gang or whatever. Said to be the largest and most dangerous gang on the face of the planet. Think it's also rumored to be run by Itachi Uchiha," then to himself, "I guess ruthlessness runs in the family."

"That's a nice wrap of it. Can you guess which part was wrong?" Sasuke asked, bemused.

Naruto narrowed his eyes at him. Was this fool messing with him on purpose? Licking his lips, he took another breath in attempt to keep his anger at bay. "You want to tell me that you're the one in charge of the gang that has everyone in the world cowering?" He asked sarcastically, and when his question met no response, sapphire orbs widened slightly, "You're fucking kidding, right?"

Sasuke smirked and set down his cup on the black marble table he sat at. He rested his head on the back of his hand and stared at the blonde. Naruto's hand came up and massaged his temples. He felt that headache he always had when he was extremely stressed put on boxing gloves to go at him. He breathed in and out, trying hard to not explode.

Alright, so the guy he was currently sitting in a room with is the leader of he Akatsuki. He was responsible for murder, human, weapons and drug trafficking, occasional rape cases and to top it off, the largest smuggling gang that ever existed. Cool, he could handle this. Only, now if he didn't comply, who knew what kind of shit he and his friend would get in ? He would be better off in the freakin' Mafia. He opened an eye and looked at Sasuke.

He certainly didn't look like that type of person. Naruto snorted, of course not. All that glitters isn't gold, Naruto. Apparently, it's sin wrapped up in shiny packaging sent straight from hell for the innocent to be fooled. How comforting.

"Okay, so what does the Akatsuki have to do with me and you?"

"As the leader, i have to be in and out of some very .. uh, pre-occupying .. situations. I need an alibi."

"Oh," Naruto said, shooting up from the bed, "You not only want to endanger my life and that of the people I love..nooooo, you want me to lie to everyone that I meet that , nooo he wasn't out killing some innocent crowd of people who were poor and trying to make a way for themselves ... No ! He couldn't cause he was in my room, fucking me into the mattress !"

By the time he was finished, he was breathing harshly and his tanned face red with rage. He took a shaky breath to calm himself. No need for the enemy to know how badly they affect you, Naruto. Calm down.

"Couldn't have said it better myself."

Red flashed in those endless blue eyes and Naruto barely got a reign on his temper and not lunge for the smug looking boy. With the little sanity he had left, he turned away from the stare of the Uchiha and stared out the window about a yard away from him. Yeah, the room was ridiculously large. He knew he couldn't get out of this now. Knowing the Uchiha's black agenda was enough for the blonde to be killed. And the Uchiha had the resources for it to look like the Uzumaki hadn't ever existed in the first place.

He hated the feeling that sank in. He was a rabbit in the midst of a pack of wolves. There was no way out but to bide his time and hope that they'd at least be as merciful to kill him before sinking their teeth in.

"Look," Naruto jumped when he felt hot breath blow on his neck and barely suppressed the shudder that shook his body, "I know this is a lot to take in. But, if you do everything that I ask, then nothing will happen to you. I give you my word." Hot and sultry melodies played at his insides and made havoc with the little brain he had left, "Plus, it's not like it's gonna be hard. I'm not horrendously revolting, am I, Naru-chan?"

Naruto's eyes rolled to the back of his head when Sasuke's fingers ghosted over his arms in a gentle caress. He snapped back into realty when he heard a dark chuckle from behind him. He jumped a few feet away from the raven and glared. "Not horrendously. But your personality needs a bit of work."

Sasuke full on laughed. He took a step towards the kitsune. He smirked when the blonde took a step back as the reaction. "Like you'd care? You may have everyone else fooled, Student Council President. But I see right through you. Under all that prim and prep, is a slut. A raging slut that wouldn't care if he got bent over and fucked into the nearest object," He grabbed Naruto and pulled him flush against him, "A slut that likes, no fucking lives for a hot, thick cock being shoved mercilessly into his tight ass," Sasuke grabbed a perfect globe of Naruto's ass and kneaded the plump flesh there, " A slut that likes the pain in his jaw after being mouth-fucked for hours by a large, rock hard cock. A slut that loves the feeling of hot, sticky cum sliding down his throat," He licked at the side of Naruto's neck and nipped at the skin there, "A raging slut who can't wait to be fucked by me."

Naruto was breathless. God, if Sasuke wasn't holding him up right now, he was sure he'd have fallen to the floor. He panted as he listened to the raven talk about the part of him that he was sure he'd hid from everyone, including himself. He felt hot and bothered, and just about ready to jump the raven and ride his cock into oblivion.

This was getting dangerous.

"Sasuke."

Said boy looked behind him and saw Gaara stand by the door. He caught a glimpse of the Hyuuga heir behind him. Getting the idea, the raven let go of the blonde, catching him when the blonde stumbled. "You'll have to excuse me. Business, babe." He chuckled to himself as he left the room.

Naruto blinked at the closed door. A tan hand rose slowly, before smacking him on the forehead. Now that Sasuke was gone, he could think again and shit if he wasn't embarrassed. He was shamelessly dry humping the raven. He even let Sasuke grope his freakin' ass ! He wasted to scream , to run away , to just die right there on the spot. Now Sasuke thought that he was easy. An easy slut that he had no obligation to. He rolled his eyes and sunk to the floor. Just perfect. Just fucking perfect.

There was a squeak of the door opening and Naruto's head snapped up. His fear of it being the insufferable Uchiha coming to gloat at him. Instead, he found that he was staring into a rare shade of lavender eyes. Inky black locks fell into her eyes and around her small frame. She couldn't be more that 8 or so, dressed in a summer dress with bright yellow daisies sewed on and no shoes. Her skin was pale like Sasuke's but she didn't look anything like an Uchiha. Her hand clutched at a white teddy bear that was more than a few years old. She blinked at him.

Seeing as it was a kid and he was like a slim Santa, a warm smile graced his lips and he beckoned to her, "Hey there, sweetie. You lost?"

She stared at him, and for a moment, Naruto wondered if she spoke English. She moved in the room and came to a stop before him. Still staring at him, her stubby fingers moved to tangle in blonde tresses. "Angel?"

Naruto chuckled. "Nope, but pretty close," He stood and scooped her up in his arms, "My name's Naruto. What's yours, princess?"

"Hanabi."

He smiled at her, "Well , Princess Hanabi, what are you doing here?"

"I..i got lost. I can't find my Nii-san." A small fist came up to wipe at tears.

"Aw, don't cry princess," Naruto wiped at the remaining tears and stroked her cheek to stop the hiccups, "Say, what's we get some ice-cream and then go looking for Nii-san?"

"Ice-cream?," Aha, Naruto thought, "O-okay."

He jumped with her and smiled. She returned it and rested her head on his shoulder, when he shifted her to his hip. He opened the door, hesitated wondering if he was suppose to leave the room, decided he didn't care and continued on. He walked for a while, wondering where exactly he was going. He got his answer though when he saw a map - they had a freakin' map in the house - and memorized the route to the -nearest- kitchen.

He stepped through the white arch and onto violet tiled floors. The kitchen was clean and impressive. A large space with the kitchen island in the center of the room. Sunlight streamed in unhindered through sparkly windows that took up the wall. The walls were painted to match the tiles and the dark marble on the counter tops. The cabinets were black but glinted somehow. Naruto nodded his head in appreciation, moving towards the large Kenmore fridge.

He set Hanabi on the counter closest to the fridge. Wiggling his eyebrows at her to make her laugh, he opened the freezer and let out a pleased sound at finding a bucket of Cherry Amaretto ice-cream. It was his favorite. He spun to to cupboards and found two wine glasses. He then went to the drawers and took out two spoons and a scoop.

He hummed to himself as he got the ice-cream ready for himself and Hanabi. When we was finished, he cleaned up and handed her her share. She giggled and took it with a soft thank you. He winked at her and put a spoon of his share in his mouth.

A few minutes and laughs later, they were interrupted when a voice flowed into the kitchen, "Neji, calm down. I'm sure Hanabi is somewhere in the house."

"I'll have your ass Uchiha, if we can't find her." Came the angered reply.

Naruto glared at the arch as two teens emerged from the corner. Sasuke saw him and smirked, "And lookie here."

A long haired brunette with the same eyes as Hanabi came into view. He was ... heavenly, Naruto said, for lack of a better world. Pale, angled, and oddly beautiful. When he caught sight of Hanabi, the tension in his muscles relaxed a bit. Hanabi smiled, reaching for Naruto so he could help her down. He did so and she ran to Neji, her arms open so he could take her up.

"Nii-san !"

"There you are Hanabi. You shouldn't walk off like that. Who knows what the bastard Uchiha has in this circus of a mansion?"

"Certainly nothing good," Naruto muttered under his breath before taking the spoon of his ice-cream to his mouth.

The raven had heard and sent him a sarcastic smile which he responded with sticking his tongue out at him. Sasuke rolled his eyes and regarded Neji and Hanabi, "Well, Hyuuga, it was a pleasure doing business. Sorry about your men though. Stay off my territory, eh?"

"Yeah...," Neji sent a look at the blonde on the counter.

Sasuke caught the look and smiled, "He's my new boy-toy."

Figuring he rather not know, Neji nodded to the boy who gave him the peace sign in response. With an arched brow, Neji left the kitchen. Hanabi shouted good-bye to Naruto and waved enthusiastically at him. He smiled and made a heart with his hands at her. She grinned and disappeared.

Sasuke watched the whole exchange and the fading of the shit-eating grin Naruto had on as he looked at him, "Got lucky?"

Then he had to dodge a wine glass.

"Naruto , why are you're things being moved from your apartment to the Uchiaha mansion?" Haku's voice asked as it flittered through the ear piece of his phone.

Naruto sighed, "Because, unfortunately, he and I are going out."

"You and Sasuke , or you and the mansion?"

"Which one do you think, asswipe ?" Naruto spat, irritated at his best friend.

"You .. and .. Sasuke ?" Haku asked tentatively.

"No shit."

"Phew," A giggle, "Sooooo ...I take it you and Sasuke made up then."

"You could say that."

"Are you okay? You sound stressed."

"You have no idea. Look, Haku, I'll call you back."

"You sure you're okay? You sound pretty pissed and - "

"Haku, 5 minutes, " And then he hung up, "Uchiha, where the hell do you think you're putting my stuff? No way in hell am I rooming with you ! Wait .. what are you .. ! That's private ! Leave my diary alone ! UCHIHA ! "

And so the hell began .