Day 1

"It can't be." Tetra said.
"They never spoke of this."

MEANWHILE

"Mr. Miyamoto, there has been a glitch where the child timeline and the adult timeline are merging." Nobunshi said.

"Not good. Maybe it can be a game." Miyamoto said.

"But sir it's unprogrammable. It says their is nothing you can do the story is shaping." Nobunshi told him.

"We'll have to call in the experts." Miyamoto said.

"Sega?" Nobunshi said.

"No! I mean, Mr. Lord Nintendo and Mr. Mister." Miyamoto said.

"Them?! They're going to be angry!" Nobunshi exclaimed.

"This is going to destroy the series!" Miyamoto shouted.

BACK TO THE STORY

Tetra and Link were in their mansion.
Nobody was a maid or servant.

"Tetra." Link said.

"Yes, Link?" She replied while changing.

"Do you really think all this is true?" He asked her.

"I would hope not." She said as she was done changing her outfit to a nice red dress.

She then went up to him.

"Link, do. Do you think that we made the right choice to leave?" Tetra asked him.

He sighed.

"Well yes." He said.
"That whole place was flooded. Nothing was left. We were the only survivors and the Wind Country."

"I'm sorry about Aryll." She said.

"She came here eventually." He said.

"Oh. I never knew." Tetra told him.
He leaned towards her as they sat on the bedside and kissed her.

"Everything will be alright." Link reassured her.

"I love you Link." She said.

"Same here." He responded.
"I'm going to go run some errands Tetra." He said.

"Okay. Maybe when you get back we can get wild?" Tetra cutely asked.

"Sure!" He said slightly hiding his excitement.

As he walked out the mansion door the guard came up to Link.

"Sir, I have a package for you." He said to Link.

"Okay." He said as opened it.

"Oh no." He said.

There was a boomerang inside.

"Oh damn it. Fine I'll keep it. Fucking bitch." He mumbled.

He walked to the butchery.
He then opened the door.
Helga the intern was surprised to see him.

"M-master Link! What do you need, anything for free!" She said.

"I just need a few steaks I'll pay full price." Link said.

After 17 minutes.

"What's taking so long?" He thought.

He looked in and saw a hatchet in her head.

"My god!" He said.

"You saw." Vulcan said.

Vulcan had black hair and a reddish-brown tunic.

"Vulcan? How'd you find this place?" Link asked.

"I always lived here and you stole it from me." He said to Link.

"I'm sorry." Link said.

"That's bullshit." Vulcan replied.

Link gave him 20 ruppees.

"Fuck you." Vulcan said as he walked out the door.

12 minutes later.

Link walked into the bedroom.

"What the hell took so long?" Tetra asked.

"A murder then Vulcan but I got the steaks." He said.

"Thanks." She said.

After a long while the two were asleep.

They woke up an hour later with Link's hand on her breast.

"What the hell. Damn that was crazy." Link said.

Tetra was still under the covers, naked, and asleep.

"I shouldn't wake her up." He said.

He went to see that the letter had changed.

"Huh?" He said.

Dear Link,

This letter brought you yet another is trapped in her own emotion.
It will be deciphered in time. You need to run.
From Ganon when you see him in the Twilight Realm.
He is killing everyone and I'm his slave.
He's crazy and rapes me really badly.
He tells me to shut up when I'm quiet
and to speak up when I'm loud.

Hookheadfoot.

From, Midna

"Wow that is crazy." He said.

An arm went around him and he looked behind him to see Tetra who got close to him and embraced him.

"How was your nap?" He asked.

"Good, what about yours?" She replied.

"Oh pretty well." He said.

"Midna sent another message." He said.

"Okay I'll read it when I have my coffee." She said and put her clothes on.