Authors note: Hey all! So I want to know who actually reads this author note. (I don't so I don't expect you to.) But I'm only one person so I might be wrong. La, La, La, Da, Da, Da, Bla, Bla, Bla.
So, in this little episode. I find Seth yelling (Nothing unusual there.), Kim laughing, and Collin cursing. It's kind of funny in a not so funny way. (Just my sick, morbid sense of humour.) But it is a turning point in the story. (Even if it's only the fifth chapter and nothing has happened except Leah imprinting.) BEY!
Jacob's Point of View.
(J's PoV):
The taught was too much to bear. I had to find an excuse. I carried my lunch tray across the quad and sat down at our table.
"Paul." I say. Confident.
"What?" Kim asks.
"Paul." I say, pushing my eyebrows together making me look like it's obvious.
"What about him?" Jarred asks.
"It's him." I say, looking at the group. "He's the one who's gonna imprint on Leah."
Quil sighs.
"Why?" asks Embry.
"Because in case you haven't noticed Leah is three years older than us."
"I get Paul as a brother-in-law?" Seth groans. "That just sucks! He doesn't even know how to treat a woman. I mean just look at how much trouble he got into before he joined the pack."
"He'd be imprinted dude." Jarred points out. "He'll be a new person."
"Or not." Quil mumbles.
We all turn to him.
"What?"
"Nothing." He sighs, looking away.
"You know." Says Kim; biting into her apple. "It might be Leah who imprints."
For a second we're silent; then we roar with laughter.
"Leah's a girl." Collin says.
Kim looks offended. "So?"
"So," Embry snorts "She a girl; Female wolves don't imprint."
I don't bother reminding him that no one ever considered such a thing as a wolf chick. Yet here's Leah proving us wrong.
"Besides," Quil says, "that's not possible."
Kim turns to glare at him. "Leah is not that bad Quil."
Quil looks up shocked. "That's not what I meant." He explains.
"Oh yeah?" She sneers. "Then what exactly where you implying, Quil-boy?"
Quil looks down. "Ever since Leah turned she hasn't had one of her monthly friends coming over."
What the hell is he going on about? Leah? Friends? Once a month? What the hay?
Kim's' face immediately brakes. "Oh no!"
"What the hell is going on?" Seth asks.
Quil turns to him. "You know; in the beginning Leah was always thinking about her period?" Everyone leans back, scraping their chairs across the flaw.
"Whew! Not going there dude!" Brandy says hands up, surrendering.
Jarred opens his mouth, eyes wide, eyebrows raised. "I don't even understand it. So there's no way I'm getting into that knot-ball."
Kim turned to glare at him. "Well maybe you should."
"Babe!" Jarred groans.
"Maybe if you guys weren't so pig headed, Leah wouldn't be so bitter!" Kim continues. "Maybe she would be over all this!"
"Over Sam?" Embry says. "Yeah right!"
Seth stops leaning on his chair to frown at Embry. "This isn't about Sam though." He says. "Leah got over that a couple of weeks after she turned."
I frown too. "Then what is this about?" I ask.
"HER PERIOD!" Kim yells throwing her hands in the air causing a couple of sideway looks.
"And how does Quil know about this?"
We all turn to Quil. "Well," he says, "I never understood why Leah was so obsessed with It. I mean, after what my sisters talk about it's a pain in the ass."'
Kim Laughs. "But that doesn't mean we don't want one." She looks at Jarred. "I mean I'm quite relived when I get mine now."
Jarred frowns. "Why's that babe?"
"Because it means I'm not pregnant."
"Woaw!" all of us say, leaning back, trying to get away from this.
"So," Embry starts, "Leah's been pregnant for ten month?"
Kim laughs again. "Man. What do you guys do in health class?"
"Laugh at the diagrams." Jarred admits. Kim punches him. "Ow!"
"So I asked my sisters about it." Quil blushes. "Turns out, that if you don't have blood streaming from your parts it can only mean one thing."
"One thing if you're not sexually active you mean." Kim interrupts.
He nods. "Leah can't have kids."
"What?" Jarred explodes. "That's insane! How?"
"Well," Kim begins, "Sometimes the fallopian tubes..."
"Ewe! Gorse! Don't need to know!" Brandy winces.
"Shit." Jarred says.
"What's wrong? Jay?" I ask, concerned. He looked really disturbed.
"We were talking about this, 15 minutes ago." He sighs.
Kim frowns. "What do you mean Hon?"
Jarred closes his eyes. "Leah and I where doing patrol today during my free period." Kim nods in encouragement. "And she was acting a bit... Leah like, you know?" We all nod, knowing. "And she said something about being a wolf and how she's going to have to live with the consequences for the rest of her life. I laughed and said 'neither do you' and she laughed along morbidly. I thought she was just being crazy but turns out she was actually making sense."
"Shit." Seth says. "You guys didn't know?" We shake our heads, ashamed. "What the hell did you guys think my sister was complaining about?" He demanded.
"I thought she really was just being a bitch." Embry admitted. "You know. For the hell of it."
Seth looked at him. "No! She really wanted to be a mother you faggot; and she couldn't because it's not safe for the baby to be in a womb that can change shape. So the body just doesn't bother!" Seth shakes his head, infuriated. "Idiot!"
"Well crap." Collin says. We all nod. Crap.
Authors note: And... Done. Not the story but the chapter. Review. Tell me if my storeys are funny or am I delusional. (I personally think it's the second option but I may be delusional about being Delusional.)
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