whiteicewolf: I do not own Naruto
Recap:
"You're the Hyuga child that went missing about a year ago, aren't you" Tsunade said
uh oh, the others thought
"And you're Suna's jinchuriki, that's supposed to be dead" Tsunade pointed at Gaara
oh, shit, the kids thought
"And you're Takigakure's jinchuriki, aren't you" Tsunade pointed at Fu
Oh crap, we're in trouble, the kids thought
Meanwhile with Naruto
Naruto was currently walking through a forest, he was wearing black pants with a blue t-shirt, a black jacket and was wearing shinobi style sandals and was carrying a small backpack. To the untrained eye he would look like a regular traveler, but if you looked carefully you could see that he was walking with caution, yet still remaining calm, you could also see the pouch that was full of weapons, on his waist that his jacket hid from sight.
He soon came to a stop and said
"I know you're there, come on out"
Then a man with black hair tied into a ponytail wearing a black cloak with red clouds.
This man is Itachi Uchiha.
"Hi Itachi-sensei" Naruto greeted.
To all of those who are currently wondering how this is happening. I shall give you a brief summary on how this came to be.
When Naruto met Itachi in the forest, Naruto remembered when he first met Itachi, and it wasn't when he was trying to bring Hinata back to the leaf. (chapter 11 if you don't remember) Itachi used to help Naruto when ever was beaten, in truth, when Naruto used to live in Konoha he thought of Itachi as a surrogate brother. So when Naruto met Itachi in the forest, Naruto, knew that Itachi became a missing-nin by frequently reading the bingo book. Naturally, Naruto being the curious child he is, immediately bombarded Itachi with questions. Fortunately Itachi calmed Naruto down and started to explain about what happened. Itachi explained that his clan was planning a coup and the village elders then ordered him to kill his clan, but Itachi didn't kill his little brother, Sasuke. He then started to explain how he joined the organization Akatsuki.
When Itachi finished his explanation, Naruto asked Itachi one question
"Why are you telling me this?"
"Because I trust you, little brother"
After that, Itachi agreed to be Naruto's sensei whenever he could get away from Kisame.
Now back to present time
"Hello Naruto" Itachi greeted
"So what am I going to learn today" Naruto asked "Are you going to teach me a super-strong fire jutsu!"
"No Naruto" Itachi replied
"Then what are you going to teach me?" Naruto asked again, Itachi sighed
"Naruto, the Akatsuki, is starting to get suspicious, if I keep on sneaking away to teach you, they're going to find out"
"Oh, so I guess you're just here to tell me that" Naruto said Itachi nodded
"This is goodbye" Itachi said
"But it's not goodbye" Naruto said "We will meet again, so see you later Itachi-sensei"
"See you later, Naruto" Itachi smiled and left.
Naruto was currently walking around a town that he had just entered a couple hours ago, he already got a hotel room, so he was just looking around.
I'm so bored, Naruto wined
How do you think I feel, Kyubi muttered
I miss the others, Naruto thought while passing through the streets
You just miss your girlfriend, Kyubi teased causing Naruto to blush
KYUBI!, Naruto yelled in his mind
You didn't deny it, Kyubi replied
Why did I have to get stuck with Kyubi, who has an oversize ego, Naruto thought
HEY! Don't talk about me like that! Anyway my name isn't Kyubi, it's Kurama!, Kurama yelled
Wait your name's Kurama?, Naruto thought
Did I stutter, Kurama replied
So if your name's Kurama, then do the Ichibi and Nanabi also have their own names?, Naruto asked
Yep, Gaara already knows the Ichibi's name, Shukaku, Nanabi's name is Chomei, Kurama explained
Then what are the names of the Hachibi and Nibi, Naruto asked
Gyuki and Matabi. Kurama answered
That's intresting, Naruto was brought of his chat with Kyubi when he heard giggling coming in the direction of the hot springs.
Naruto then saw a white haired man wearing a kabuki clothes and had a forehead protector with the kanji for oil engraved on it, he was sitting in the tree that was overlooking the female side of the hot springs.
"Pervert" Naruto muttered when an idea got into his head. Naruto quietly sneaked behind the man and kicked the man into female side of the hot springs.
"PERVERT!"
"MERCY!" it was then followed by the screams of an old pervert getting beaten by a bunch of pissed off women.
Later
Naruto spotted the pervert again, only he was sporting a bunch of bruises from the pissed off women.
"Did you really have to do that kid" the pervert said
"Yeah" Naruto deadpanned causing the pervert to face fault
"RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!" the pervert yelled
"I don't think that rule applies to perverts" Naruto said
"What were you doing" Naruto asked
"I was researching"
"Right" Naruto replied sarcastically "Anyway who are you"
"I'm glad you asked I am the hermit of mount myoboku! The wise and immortal spirit That's right It is I the TOAD MOUNTAIN SAGE!" the pervert summoned a frog and danced while kabuki music was playing in the background.
A summon, Naruto thought as he saw the toad
"A sage? More like a pervert" Naruto muttered
"What was that" the toad sage replied
"Anyway what's your name, you didn't say in your weird introduction" Naruto said
"Oh yeah" the pervert then jumped off the toad "My name is Jiraiya-"
"The pervert" Naruto said
"NO! I am the author of great literature" Jiraiya then took out an orange book with the title Make-out Paradise
Wait a minute! I've seen that book before!, Naruto thought trying to recall where he saw it.
flashback
Naruto was busy training on how to control his wind chakra when he heard giggling.
What's that? Naruto thought and started to find the source of the noise. He then found that it was coming from behind a boulder, Naruto quietly climbed the boulder to see Zabuza reading an orange book and giggling.
"You naughty girl" Zabuza giggled while turning the page
That looks like the book old man Hokage reads, Naruto thought
"No-brows sensei! What are you reading!" Naruto yelled, Zabuza quickly hid the orange book and punched Naruto on the head.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR!" Naruto yelled while clutching his head in pain.
"For disturbing me during break time" Zabuza said
"stupid no-brows sensei" Naruto muttered
end flashback
"That's" Naruto said pointing at the book
"Oh so you've heard of it" Jiraiya said
It's already famous and it's not even on paperback, Jiraiya giggled
"YOU CALL THAT PERVY TRASH LITERATURE!" Naruto yelled "RESEARCH! MY ASS! JUST AN EXCUSE FOR YOU TO PEAK ON GIRLS IN THE HOT SPRINGS!" Naruto yelled. Once Naruto said that the females in the hot springs quickly ran away.
"LOOK WHAT YOU DID! YOU RUINED MY PEAKING- I MEAN MY RESEARCH!" Jiraiya wined
"Perv" Naruto said and then looked at the toad that was still there
"So is that toad a summon" Naruto asked while walking towards the toad
"Yeah" Jiraiya replied "What about it"
"Nothing it's just that this is the first time I've seen a summon" Naruto said as he observed the giant toad
This kid, Jiraiya thought as he looked at the blond jinchuriki
"Do you think you can teach me how to summon" Naruto asked bringing Jiraiya out of his thoughts
"No way! I can't teach anyone who disrespects a true piece of literature" Jiraiya said "And don't even try to say that you like my book. Besides I don't like kids"
"But" Naruto said but a strong wind caused him to close his eyes and when he opened them the pervert and toad were gone.
"He's good" Naruto muttered
later
Naruto was walking down the street when.
SMACK!
"You dirty pervert!" a woman screamed as she trudged out of a dango shop
"It's just that you had such soft looking- hands! How do you keep your hands so soft" the pervert said as he talked to the women
"You pervert!" the woman yelled and smacked Jiraiya again before leaving
And I wanted him to teach me? Naruto thought as he walked up to Jiraiya
"Ouch" Jiraiya said as he touched the red handprint the woman left as she smacked him
"Hey pervy sage" Naruto said as he walked up to Jiraiya
"It's you kid" Jiraiya said as he looked at the Naruto
"Anyway can you teach me how to summon" Naruto asked
"Buzz off kid" Jiraiya said "I already told you I don't like kids"
"Come on" Naruto said and then Jiraiya then picked up Naruto and put him in a big jar and put a rock on top of it
"There you go kid try to get out of that" Jiraiya said as he walked away
"Damn pervy sage" Naruto muttered while struggling to get out
later
Jiraiya was sitting against a log, smoking a pipe when a barrage of shuriken came at him causing him to go behind the log.
"Hey pervy sage" Naruto said and then looked behind the log to see a toy bear.
"A substitution" Naruto said before walking away. The toy bear then turned into Jiraiya.
"He'll have to be smarter than that to get me" Jiraiya said
"Oh really how am I doing now" Jiraiya whipped his head to the speaker of the voice to see Naruto.
"Okay, so you have talent" Jiraiya said as he sat down right next to Naruto.
"So you're going to teach how to summon" Naruto asked
"Not so fast! It's all about equivalent exchange. To get what you want, you have to get what I want" Jiraiya said
"So what do you want" Naruto asked
"You must know by now. I like them ripe and juicy with curves like these" Jiraiya said while moving his hands in an hourglass figure. "If you bring me one like that I'll train you until the cows come home"
"Really! You mean it!" Naruto exclaimed
"A toad sage never lies" Jiraiya said
"But aren't you the only toad sage" Naruto mumbled
"What was that" Jiraiya said
"Nothing. Just wait here and I'll be back with what you want" Naruto said and then ran off. A minute later two women walked by and Jiraiya being the huge pervert he is, followed them.
later
Jiraiya was talking with the two women outside a teashop.
"That's a funny story" one of the women laughed
"Yep, but every word of it is true" Jiraiya said
"Really, what happened next" the other women asked
"Hey pervy sage!"
"Did he call just call you pervy" one of the woman laughed
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" Jiraiya yelled at Naruto as he ran up to him
"Look I found you a ripe and juicy one with curves" Naruto showed Jiraiya the watermelon, which did have curves
"THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!" Jiraiya yelled while bringing a knife down on the watermelon and chopping it into slices.
"Wow" Naruto said as he looked at the watermelon slices
"We might as well eat them, don't want anything to go to waste now do we" Jiraiya said and then saw that the two women he was talking to were gone. "the ladies left"
BURP!
Jiraiya looked at Naruto who had finished all of the watermelon.
"That was good" Naruto said while rubbing his stomach
"Struck out again" Jiraiya wined
"So you're going to train me, right" Naruto said while looking at the toad sage
"Look kid I have better things to do then teach a kid like you" Jiraiya said
"But we had a deal" Naruto replied
"I could care less about your training! I have more important things to do, like my research" Jiraiya shouted
"Research, that's all you think about" Naruto replied "I got you what you wanted so you have to teach me"
"I didn't want a watermelon! I need to finish my research and to complete that I need a lady, no fruits no vegetables, but a lady!" Jiraiya yelled
"a lady" Naruto said " Then why didn't you say so" Naruto then made the ram sign and then transformed. In his place was a naked blond woman with her hair in two ponytails. Jiraiya looked at the woman in awe then said
"We have a winner! A PERFECT 10!" Jiraiya said.
Pathetic! Naruto thought and then remembered the first time he used the jutsu. It was when he was sparring against Zabuza and Naruto used the sexy jutsu making Zabuza pass out by a nosebleed and then Naruto was then beaten the crud out of him by Guren and Fu for using such a perverted jutsu.
"She's just my type. I really, really, really like her. What is this jutsu? What is it called" Jiraiya said while looking at Naruto.
"I call it my sexy jutsu" Naruto said
"I love it you're genius kid! This is one amazing jutsu"
Yeah it seems to have that affect on a lot of guys, Naruto thought
"So you'll train me right" Naruto said
"Of course! But on one condition" Jiraiya said
"What condition" Naruto pouted
"You have to stay like that the whole time" Jiraiya said making Naruto turn back into himself
"You little pervert!" Naruto said while pointing at the white haired sanin
"I AM NOT A LITTLE PERVERT!" Jiraiya yelled
"Oh really then what are you" Naruto said
"I am A MEGA PERV!" Jiraiya said while wiggling his fingers
This guy has no shame! Naruto thought while looking at the toad sage.
You said it kit, Kurama said while looking at the white haired pervert
"Anyway all that aside, a deal is a deal, I'll teach you how to summon" Jiraiya said
"You mean it!" Naruto exclaimed
"A sage always keeps his word" Jiraiya said
"Okay pervy sage" Naruto grinned
"Stop calling me that brat" Jiraiya said when a thought came to Naruto
"Hey pervy sage, do you know fuinjutsu" Naruto asked
"What?" Jiraiya said
"Y'know seals" Naruto said again
"Yeah, why do you ask" Jiraiya said
"Can you teach me about fuinjutsu" Naruto asked
"Why should I" Jiraiya said
"I'll show you the sexy jutsu again" Naruto said
"I'll do it!" Jiraiya yelled
Perv, Naruto thought
whiteicewolf: Sorry I haven't updated in a while I had major writers block! Anyway please REVIEW!