storm:starlightkittykat
thor:i am the hope of the universe
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
STORM
VS
THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
thor
i am thor you little hoar
watts up bitch you think that your hot
i doubt it cause your not
your in the X-men their X cause they where thrown out
no need to pout
no need to cry
all you need to do IS DIE
storm
hey white boy
grab a pen and some paper
i hope you write fast
cuz your getting a verbal raping
damn right im a x man
and one of the best
but you wouldnt know that
i can tell you get ass corked just by the way you dress
so i hear you like lightning
but you never met me
yeah bitch im hot ill burn you
have your pasty ass looking like an african chimpanzee
are you done cuz i am
so let me go
in my x jet with my niggas
as we ride slow
thor
i don't need no paper
i am a certified lyrical raper
me and Mjölnir will kick your fat ass
i'll smash you with the sledge
think you have an edge cause your a woman
at least your called a woman i don't think you are
you don't have to go far to get your ass whipped
the truth is they should have shipped your ass out when they could
i'm as fast as lightning
(flys up and makes a lightning storm)
so suck my bling
storm
**yawn**
is this what the world's been waiting for
a dick-less coney
ill pour and stir your milky ass
and serve you like a plate of macaroni
ill shock your weak ass in the ground
and run you like a faucet
when i split my mountain
get on your knees and eat my chocolate
how does it taste
your weak
couldnt even make me cream
drop your axe boy
and leave the world saving up to me
WHO WON!
WHO'S NEXT!
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC **zaaaaap** PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY