eminem:i am the hope of he universe
will smith:umbreon god of halo
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
WILL SMITH
VS
EEEEEEEEEMIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEM
BEGIN
eminem
(spins his chair around to face will sharpens his pencil sits down with a notebook and rights his raps as he says them)
lets take on this man in black
cause i'm back
and i won't show no slack
so step back you little bitch
how you ever got fortune and fame is just a glitch
now these raps that i right aren't a game
but i gotta destroy this lame chocolate bitch
and i was never a mother fucking mr niceguy
cause i'm a damn legend
stop trying to put your fucking hand on my cock
and i may be a fucking white rapper
but i'm mightier and faster then this fucking disaster
and i just dropped bombs
i'm gonna give ya the boot
and shoot holes in ya like vietnam
then let your blood ooze like when your on your period
will smith
You call yourself a legend? No I AM LEGEND!
I can rap unlike you, I know your butt is jealous of your mouth, yes I do!
I can do anything I set my mind to.. way better then you
you're just a dirty runt who was adopted not even rapping just taking his dump... your rap is just you speaking out of yo' butt crack!
I can erase your mind if you want to get rid of the shame that you got beat by me, I don't even know who is your fan.. maybe yo' mom? yo pa?
or maybe just you! you're the disaster who lost twice against me... and four times against a paper bag!
eminem
(takes headphones out of his ears and picks up pencil and notepad)
oh i'm sorry were you speaking i was working on my new hit single
i call it watch me shove a shingle up this guys ass
i don't like your fucking sass
il have 1000 bitches not your 1000 fucking kisses
big willy sticks his style right up any asshole
willow's a player nah he's a hater
i'll shove your face in a pillow case and watch you suffocate
wi'll i masterbate inside your wife
i'll take this knife and cut off your dick you little prick
then i'll shove it down your throat and showboat on your grave
now behave you little bitch
before i lay your bloody body in a ditch
will smith
Well, I don't speak rapper, It sounds rather stupid, I wonder did you make it
you seem rather stupid swearing 24/7 I wonder if you stop rapping will that be your second job, rap takes no skill at all I could make one just by saying a word and adding some auto-tune... wait that's happened already, its you!
you seem rather nice when... you're stuck in a box 6feet under licking my feet since you're gone I think i'll pee on your body when I beat yo' so hard!
eminem
six feet under
what a splunder
your dead wrong
anyone could rap like you
ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS SMOKE A BONG
oh my god are you wearing a thong
well i'm done with this song
(he turns back around in his chair and keeps working on his song)
will smith
so is it done yet? I'm to lazy to listen to your butt singing another song!
Its the worst piece of art since a 1st graders drool! man you suck!
I'm out fool!
(Pulls out teleporter and teleports)
WHO WON!
WHO'S NEXT!
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC *zwap* BATTLES OF *zwap* RAP HISTORY