EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
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rouge:starlightkittykat
SPIDERMAN
VS
RRRRRRROOOOOOUUUUUUGGGGGGEEEEEE
BEGIN
Rogue
look whose stepped to the mic
mr. red and blue
spidey you'll be crawling like a roach
when im done with you
whats up with yo posse
dissing the xmen
what your bitch Mary Jane
aint giving you the sexing
yeah we street kids
with heads full of gel
step a little closer
ill send you straight to hell
Spiderman
Wow, you really can rap I'll give you that
but I had a harder time beating the bat then this sad excuse of a hero.
The X in X-men is there for a reason... it's just a snappier way to say Zero.
Bitch I knock out Dino's and dodge Auto-fire... I bet you couldn't even dodge a flying tire with a minute warning from the Sire of crime fighting before you
so after this battle your need of a doctor will be extremely Dire.
Rogue
Mmmmmm interesting
did your grandma write that
the hero rhymes with zero
is older than her pussycat
your raps fall flat
your lyrics are less than quick
hating the xmen
you wish you had a dick as big as gambit
i can dodge a tire
motherfucker i can move a mountain
ill raise the earth
and rise above ya
no need for the beef
bow down to the chief
im Rogue bitch
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!
Spiderman
Queen... you wish
I'd rather bow down to a fish
Dick as big as Gambit... does he even have one
As fun as this is I really should be done for even a gun could stop you hun.
Just drop down and give up. For even a glass cup could be more dangerous then this green and yellow pup.
You call yourself a hero yet you don't even wear a mask... just to ask but isn't that more important then to not bask in the fame of saving people
So here I have a proposition for you deal with the feel of a real kickass hero and calm down to a nice meal... Deal
Rogue
Third class perpetrator
first class hater
Third grade rapper
with a first grader's pronunciation
you think you real fierce
when it comes to spitting the heat
but if you so hot
then why'd you get dissed by the league
Oops touching a sore spot
where at on the back of your neck
let me remove my gloves
and have a check
Nah nevermind
I dont absorb suck
Wanna compete with Gambit
a real man who knows how to fuck
Why do i even bother
with a worthless piece of shit
stepback and take a look
at the pussy you'll never get
behind the mask
you're still the dorky Peter Parker
watch me go rouge
and hope you dont end up like your Uncle
WHO WON!
WHO'S NEXT
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP... BATTLES... *POW* OF HISTORY!