you see a man running through the woods

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

the man bumps into a tree and jason vorhees walks up to him and goes to strike him with the machete

JASON VORHEES

and a little knife catches the machete and throws jason back and jason grabs a computer he sees on the ground and loads text to talk

VS

the hero shows his face

JEEEEEEEEEEEEF THE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLER

jeff grabs the man and throws him on the ground and puts his foot on his stomach

BEGIN

jeff the killer

And what do I have here
A little sissy who claims to be a killer.
Look dude why don't you have a swig of my beer.
before I tear you and make you blleed with the deed of a deomon's creed.
you Mash heads together, you think thats tough
well I have had enough blood to fill the rough of Grand Canyon... you can call that buff.
so go home and go weep to the family for I am a demon from the deep's of hell and will leave you in a heap of seeping blood.
so why don't you just go count some sheep and
GO TO SLEEP!

( jeff slits the mans throat and then Jeff attempts to drive his dagger into Jason's head)

jason vorhees (rapping with a computer's text to talk)
(draws machete and chops the knife in half)

lets go bitch
hey remember keith troy and randy
well little boy you better
remember lui i remember him going to jail because of you
your from hell HA! your just a little boy well i'm pure evil your just plain crazy
you defeated 3 boys now you think your grand
fuck that your more like bieber's band
you won that fight but should walk away
from the all mighty jason vorhees
now get on your knees
(cuts his knees with machete)
your just a little fucking bumble bee

then a hole opens up and shoots a tower of flames and when it dissipates freddy krueger is standing their

freddy krueger

ok so i'm here to fight the masters of messed up faces
oh wait there not even the masters of that just bastards
i am the master of horror
your the masters of borer
now jeff your crazy have a deformed face hmmmmmm whys that story so familiar
you carved a smile on your face are YOU JOKER
no just a coker
you killed your parents WHY and your brother now your gonna rap against this guy you'd think ya be together
but ha you might as well be fighting a psycho fly
and jason oh jason JUST FUCKING DIE no one even knows why you 2 are still alive
your raps are squeaks from a rubber ducky
I'L BURN YOU LIKE THAT DOLL CHUCKY

then freddy finds a doll on the ground and stomps it into the ground then the place explodes theowing everyone down and then chucky lands by jeff

chucky

Ok Everybody's an Enemy telling me lies and it's killing me why they all they
want to get rid of me
Everybody's my enemy Several try to disguise the devil in them Wanting to get
into my cerebellum but I'm
Ready and willing to tell them I can't mess with. Exhale so hard it got my
chest swelling like doing sick stuff on television.
Wait a minute this were hardcore parts get at .I am the planet, the monster,
anti-martyr The balance of human, constant fire starter also I am the
toothache buried in your head The proof you pretended to carry to the end
Barely alive, but nowhere near dead I'm still standing here instead as My
heart ticks I am more sicker than sick

then all of a sudden a bunch of trees fall and a tall faceless man wearing a suit comes out of to them then the man with the slit throat comes back to life

slenderman (raping through the man with mind control)

Yo' I'm slender man I'm stalkin' kids by day killin' them by night, man I move fast and life is alright!
you call yourself scary, man you look like you love dairy I'm a creature of the night and you're gonna have to face my fright
I stalk people all day as a Profession, man even batman's afraid of me, although only his butler alfred has tea with me!
you got no chance of winning as I am invincible I am the bomb... that goes off in song!
I'm kickin' yo ass so far I guess that's right since I got a game about me... TWICE!
Funny that little girl Pewdiepie is scared of me just because I wanna give him 20 Dollars!
I find it funny you 4 even attempt to rap against me i'm the master of whatever I feel like so
So chill out... and good night!

WHO WON!

WHO'S NEXT!

YOU DECIDE!

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooPICRAPBATTLESO FHISTORY

jason vorhees:i am the hope of the universe

jeff the killer:ashbringer36

freddy krueger:super saiyan1000000

chucky:kaxe

slenderman:umbreongodofhalo