Disclaimer:

If I owned DGM I wouldn't be writing fanfiction...

Summary:

Well here's more crazy stuff from me your great YuikShiro~

Warning:

Well this is crazy as all my others.

Someone Save Me

(With a cup of chocolate milk)

"You know now that I'm thinking about I wish I had fan mail.." Yuik said randomly as she starts eating some dumplings that popped out of nowhere.

"if you did you would get creepy fan-mail, like hair or a vibrator or even worse a box of threat letters telling you to update!" Lavi said finally getting out o the fight with Kanda and Kaida.

"Wait were is Cross, Lavi?" Allen asked the young Bookman.

"I think he left for his break."

"His break?"

"Ask "god"over there." Lavi pointed to the young woman known as Yuik.
"What?! Stop staring at me!"

Allen continued to stare at at the young girl as she sighed "It's in his contract! He gets a break ever few chapters...

"He has a contract!"

"Lavi and Kanda have one too!" the girl waved her hands and point to the samurai who was currently fighting with her Onee-chan, then used her other hand to point at Lavi who rubbed his head and put on a smile with a few sweat drops coming off his face.

Allen looked at both of them with a dull hit in his eyes' "They have a contract? Why and does it involve me in anyway?"

"Um well it does...It's about who gets to rape you in which story and so on..."
Allen blinked and stared at Lavi with a blank look on his face.

"Allen-channn" Lavi waved a hand in front of the young boy's face."Are you okay?!"

No response

"I think we broke him!?" Yuik yelled making everyone stop what they were doing and look at the weirdo.

"You broke who?" Kaida asked her Imouto.

"I didn't ! Lavi did and its Allen!"

"You better be fuckin' kidding me." Kanda snapped as he went to Allen to see what was wrong with his Moyashi.

"And all I want is fan mail! Like drawings or letters about my stories or even a doujinshi of 'Rape the Moyashi'! And here Lavi goes breaking Allen!" Yuik started to cry.

"I'm not broken!" Allen burst saying " I'm just wondering why the bloody hell I don't have a contract!"

"Well you'd have unreasonable demands like how you don't wanna get raped by Kanda or Lavi. Also you would refuse the type of sex that would be written and such!" Yuik pointed out.

"Well yeah I would..." Allen sighed the girl did have a good point.

"That's why I'm a lonely person!" Yuik said still having tears in her eyes.

"Umm I don't get how that makes you a lonely person?" the silverette questioned.

"Well...I have feelings!"

"Che could of fooled me." Kanda sarcastically said.

"Hey don't be mean to my Imouto!You stupid girly haired man!"
After that was said Kaida and Kanda when back to fighting each other! Can't you feel the love from those two!

"Well Allen-chan, Yuik is right she does have feelings. I know this because well I'm a Bookman! I was surprised myself when I found out that she doesn't have a black hole for a heart!" Lavi loosely put his right arm around Allen, but since Kaida and Kanda were busy insulting and fighting they didn't notice.

You know I really won't mind fan mail if you have a thing you want me to look at just pm me !~

Im hungry so review so I can be full!