EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
(we see an XboxOne with a mouth on a table looking made)
XBOX ONE
Vs.
(across from the Xbox there is a PS4 looking equally mad)
PLAYSTATION 4
Begin!
(Playstation4's turn)
Yo' you bitch I'm the ps4 man you look super fuckin' ass sore
you screwed up bad you stupid little prick why don't you get your dad to smell your dick
you're a piece of shit not even Chuck Norris's fist can fix
watching people all day with your shitty kinect? you pedo
so get the fuck out of town... and leave the big boys alone
or face my fuckin' fists!
(XboxOne's turn)
What Up PS4 yeah it's me the XboxOne
You know son, you better run cause I'm about to bring the pain and prove why I'm number one.
You think your puny little Move can stand against the Knect
Well let me correct that fretable difference and prove it.
So what if we charge more for online play,
quality never comes without pay unless it's clay
(Playstation4's turn)
You know.. your older bro' was much more challenge to mine then you to me!
man you suck dick's shit mixed with total fucking butt chips!
you think your special with your 70 pounds or dollars a year!
get the fuck out.. i'm 40 a year, motha fucker my services are way better then bullshit pulled out of your
creators fuckin' stupid ass! you're overpriced for a system below me, using sony's tech now are you? I see you know
you suck already so you try to upgrade, well some news for you shit licker..
I've all ready won!
(XboxOne's turn)
Quality over Quantity is what the viewers say
well I keep you at bay in that area that's for sure
So how about you stop having to endure the pure pain of my killer raps.
We got Internet and we are going to bring the future to the present boy.
while you pretend to be an age old toy.
why don't you just leave now.
for even a cow is more fun then this foul piece of crap that needs to throw in the towel
a nintendo lands by the playstation
nintendo
yes it is me the god of the consoles
my controls are the least complicated
created with mario make ya sorry'o
1889 baby now it's my time to shine again
you both belong in the recycle bin
the longest runnin company
you gonna try to dump on me
i'm the original the digital god of console
it's kinda odd that i'm battling these 2 frauds
you rockstar i don't even know who you are
and you Xbox your created by a 1 year old with building blocks
i will chuck you both into the trash can
and by the way both your styles are buduwunp blannnnnn d
WHO WON!
WHO'S NEXT!
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC bududundudubu RAP BATTLES OF HIIIIIIIIIIIISTORYYYYyyyyyyyy...malfunction error 219
(buduwunp bududundudubu is my try at the mario death sound)
xbox:ashbringer36
playstation:umbreongodofhalo
nintendo:i am the hope of the universe