(A space ship lands on a rooftop of a building in New York City)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
(Darth Vader steps out)
Darth Vader
(A man begins to step out of the shadows)
VS.
(The man is revealed to be Deadpool)
DEADPOOL!
BEGIN!
(Darth Vader pushes Deadpool away with the force but Deadpool gets up unharmed)
*Deadpool)
Hey! Nice to meet ya... you must be little orphan annie (It's a movie)
I'm wade wilson also known as deadpool you fool, you must of know that already though
you think your so cool with your boots and cape... well readers he is pathetic but you already know that!
come on annie you to scared to rap? Man I'm ugly... but your one uuuugly mother fucker!
Oh come on you call that a rap I call that shit coming out of your lip
Come on.. look at me with your own two eyes instead of your dirty mask...
you might think your high up but your just the emperors whore
I really don't want to rap anymore but I will just to beatcha
it was nice to meetcha but now ya just gonna go to the emperors room
and whore off with your nice new shoes!
(Deadpool then slashes at Vader with his sword but Vader slashes it away with his Lightsaber and pushes Deadpool to the ground)
*Darth Vader*
Feel the power of the dark side!
you really think you are so snide.
but all you are doing is biding for time.
Your think you can rhyme
but even a clone could rap harder then this mime!
(Darth Vader then begins to choke Deadpool with Force Choke but Deadpool pulls out a gun and shoots Vader in his shoulder making Vader drop him)
*Deadpool*
Come on.. look at me with your own two eyes instead of your dirty mask...
you might think your high up but your just the emperors whore
I really don't want to rap anymore but I will just to beatcha
it was nice to meetcha but now ya just gonna go to the emperors room
and whore off with your nice new shoes!
(Then Deadpool attempts to slash at Vader again but Vader throws him back with the Force)
Darth Vader
You think I'm a whore.
what a bore, and eye sore you are... you remind me of a Naboo Boar.
The Dark side is limitless power
so let me watch as you cower at the sight of my power... either that or quite now and just hit the shower.
You really think an assasain can bring me down.
Bitch I about to carve a frown on that face and laugh at your singeing features.
now go hang out with the family you have that we all call creatures.
(And at this Deadpool grips his sword and Vader grips his lightsaber. They both charge at eachother and the moment the Blades meet a white light appears)
WHO WON
WHO'S NEXT
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC *zapzapzapzap* BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Darth Vader - Ashbringer36
Deadpool - Umbreongodofhalo
Asbhringer36 note - okay guys I have to bring this up now... Universe let me into his account and is actually have some problems getting on FF or the internet in general meaning I am doing this stuff solo right now and I need some guest rappers more then ever right now... first come first serve if you want to be part of these raps :