(You see Link holding out his sword with his eyes closed.)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
(Link stands up to face a man in silver chainmail ride up on a horse with a helmet)
VS.
(the man takes off his helmet)
KING ARTHURRRRRRRRRR
(Link slashes his sword sending a blast of magical energy at Arthur sending him flying backwards)
BEGIN!
(Link)
I'm Link motherfucka what you gonna do, Athur what name is that?
did your mother knit your sweater it's ugly just like yo' fuckin face motherfucker I save hyrule while you banging merlin!
yo a fail not a real knight all you do is sit down eating crips (Potato chips or something) how about you go outside and get a life!
I saved Zelda 100's of times a calculator couldn't even add it up... neither could your brain it's like a pea... just like your mother fucking stool
(Link then tries to bash Arthur with his shield but Arthur dodges and gets his own shield strike in knocking Link to the ground)
*Arthur*
I think it's very funny that a fairy thinks they can win a fight with me
You think my brain is a Pea? even a Bee has more brain then you so just go free your no brain princess from another villian drinking Tea.
Please even Gwenavire believes you are a stupid little prick.
and according to Zelda have a very small **.
your rhymes make me sick so why don't you use that stick you call a sword and smash a brick over your head... maybe that will get you out of this mick
(Arthur then tries to impale Link on his sword but Link summersaults out of the way before slashing at Arthur with his sword. Arthur parry's the strike with Excalabur but in one fluent movement Link pushes Arthur away from him)
*Link*
Nice raps old man where you get em' out of your merlins ass? I won't disturb you two any longer I mean your licking his butt
haha, Zelda said she was talkin' bout yo dick
you make me feel ill in the head from your ugly stone ass face!
I gotta go now, i'm saving hyrule again so Cya... and don't let the gorons eat chat
(Link then throws his sword at Arthur but Arthur slashes it away and then does another shield bash technique to get Link bacck on the backpedal)
*Arthur*
Why do you keep bringing up my Advisor?
I bet your fairies just want the magic of Camalot.
And I bet you think your hot cus your in a few games... well guess what you are not, The bots in your games are more then the fomration of dots before me at this spot.
you save a princess yet get no credit... I save a servant and got a queen.
I mean, you seem to have seen quite a few magics over your adventures... yet even Morgana the witch could take you out you snitch.
You really think your tiny little sword could match Exaclabur.
it might as well be a rusty cleaver with the effects it would have... now go back to being A Belieber
(And as Link's sword landed next to him he picked it up and he and Arthur grip their swords and charge at each other and as the swords meet a white light appears)
WHO WON
WHO'S NEXT
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC (slash) rap battles of history...
Umbreongodofhalo - Link
Ashbringer36 - King Arthur
