EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
UNCLE SAM!
VS.
KING GEORGE THE 2ND!
BEGIN!
(Sam)
hey uncle sam here and this shant be pretty
i'll plant a lyrical nuke on your country
then we'll drop a literal one
so you died of a sickness because you lost war
OH and you married a german hoar
your a better farmer then a king
i looked you up on bing it said "this bitch had 15 kids and died in a ditch"
we take a alot of people for our army
BUT WE DON'T WANT YOU
because you can't harmme
(King George)
You say I can't hammie
well you'll need a fairy
to save you from this deadly lyrically beast rhymes
I mean seriously I'd have a bigger challenge rapping against a Mime
So what I died of sickness
15 kids and 15 anti-bleaknesses.
You think you can harm me with a Nuke
You are just trying to make me puke
(Uncle Sam)
we celebrate your loss
4th of july mean anything to you
i'm a boss
your a snooze
that probably got sick because of the booze
now come on bitch
learn how to rhyme the second time
i blow you and your whole country up for show
your not a bore how not
i'm fake and i'm still betta then you
but then again who isn't better then you
you didn't win thats why they call you the third
now goku back to your job and SUCK...MY...BIRD
(King George)
The 4th of July
Isn't something upon you can Rely
I might have lost the war
but at least I'm not such a bore.
with my rhyming skills.
You would be better equiped to work at the mills
so watch as I take your rhymes and grill them with my lyrical mastery.
the only thing you can do to save yourself now is with the use of Demonology
WHO WON!
WHO'S NEXT!
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES *puchewwww booooooom puchewwwwwwwwww pucheeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww* OF *BOOOOOOOOOO* HISTOR *OOOOOOOOOOO* YYYYYYY *OOOOOOM
Ashbringer36-
I am the hope of the universe -
Ashbringer36 A/N - Okay guys sorry for the wait for these battles but I was camping and Universe was having some trouble with the internet... but we're back and hopfully getting back into the swing of things and returning to our daily schedule.