You fight over what?
Summary: Another pointless argument, but this time is between Yamamoto and Hibari. What is wrong with those two and their "lover"?
Tsuna came into the training room to see a huge tension already filled the large room. Earlier he had called all his guardians to the training room for a test of strength to test everyone's abilities in combat. The whole guardian set in a room equals trouble… a LOT of troubles, he used to that fact as the life of the boss of Vongola is simply nerves-wrecking. But what he didn't expect was his Rain and Cloud guardian looked like they are going to murder each other, the other guardians stood silent far away from them watching with interest (Mukuro), confuse (Gokudera and Ryohei) and fear (Lambo and Chrom).
"Herbivore, I already stated that she is my property." Hibari snarled holding on his tonfas.
"…Hold it there Hibari… It's already clear that she is mine…" Yamamoto didn't back down, he was smiling dangerously, a hand on his sword.
"She is mine." Hibari growled.
"Nah, she is mine!" Yamamoto glared.
"Herbivore."
"Bird."
"Back off."
"That's your job."
"No."
"She's still mine."
"MINE."
"No MINE."
"What the hell is going on?" The young Decimo walked to his right hand man and whispered the question. The silverette glanced at him then tilted his upper body to whisper back.
"They are fighting over who gets to stand next to the wall Juudaime…"
The brunette stared at his right hand man in disbelieve, his eyebrows furrowed. "I know Juudaime…" Gokudera sighed. Who would have thought the baseball freak would get all serious over a freaking WALL, not to mention the nutter is willing to fight Hibari over it. Yamamoto ate a whole cake before going here so he must be high but…. Fighting the ex-prefect over a WALL is crazy! He means, it's just a WALL!
Tsuna was having the same thought as Gokudera and the other occupants. He took a glance at his other guardians. No one seemed to be brave (mad) enough to stop the two. They were too scared (or curious in Gokudera and Mukuro's case) of the killing intent flowing out. The young boss sighed. 'Why me?' He decided to stop the ridiculousness in front of him before anyone gets hurt.
"Hibari-san and Yamamoto…" The two guardians looked at him. "Do you mind explaining why are you fighting over a wall?"
Hibari huffed and crossed his arms still holding his tonfas. "Isn't it obvious? It has always been my place to be. So it belongs to me." He said then leaned against the wall.
"I realized how important the wall is to me!" Yamamoto exclaimed. "I mean, it has always been there in my life! I crash against walls a lot, especially the time we went to the future! My balls hit walls, no I meant baseballs not those, my head hit walls…. The wall is practically my soul mate!" Everyone looked at him oddly, a "Kufufu~" was heard but ignored.
"You unfaithful herbivore! You loved a lot of walls, there even walls in your room too, why don't you go at it with it instead? This one is mine." Hibari teased while rubbing the back of his head on the wall making others looked at him oddly too.
"If that was it then you are unfaithful too, you lean on every wall you can find!" Yamamoto also rubbed his hand and his cheek on the wall.
"Not every wall. I only lean on a wall when you are crowding, so I'm not like you."
"So what am I like then Hibari?"
"You even want to marry the wall."
"You too aren't you?"
"I only want to live with it forever."
"You break walls!"
"Those walls were ugly. This one can take hits."
"That's wrong! Walls are supposed to be loved and cared! You can't kill this one either!"
"WILL YOU TOO SHUT IT!?"
The Rain and Cloud guardians looked back at their boss again. The brunette was panting after his outburst. He glared at them murderously. They both were holding on to the wall, looking very close to hugging it like they want to become one with the wall (Pftt!). Well, they are fighting to see who can do that fist. Other occupants were forgotten. 'E-Epic…' was what was going on in everyone else's mind.
"Why can't you just stand next to different walls then? In this room there are four walls, you can stand anywhere you like, why just even this wall deserves attention from you both?"
The whole room became silent.
"OH MY GOD YOU ARE RIGHT!"
Yamamoto exclaimed then ran to the opposite wall. He pulled out a blue pen from his pocket and signed on the wall, then tapped on it and laughed. "Hahaha now this one is mine! Thanks Tsuna you are a genious!"
"Hn." Hibari smiled satisfied and leaned on his wall the right way.
"Of course he is you baseball freak! He's Juudaime!"
"What just EXTREMELY happened?"
"Bossu is so cool…"
"Kufufufu~ That was fast."
"Good heaven…"
The young Decimo sighed. Everything is normal again. 'Does Yamamoto notice that everytime the guardians gather here the walls will be replaced afterward to be fixed?' He shook his head. Maybe he shouldn't shatter the Rain Guardian's happiness so soon…
Here you go! Another chapter like I promised! I have decided to turn this fic into a collection of drabbles about the guardians silly fights. I won't be updating fast though because life sucks, so please bear with my slowness… If anyone want to suggest an idea or two please feel free to say it in your review! Also, this fic isn't yaoi or SA so I won't take yaoi couple requests, but maybe when I feel like it I can throw in a hint or two… you must find it though! Good luck with that! ;D
Ciaos~! And Happy Snake New Year!