I have multi-block; writing, art, concentration, etc. So I'll try my best for future/now fans...

I do NOT own Naruto or any of its characters. Except Sakura's *ahem* ex. Maybe.

previously:

After her sobbing seized, she began to talk. "You broke my cell, Nii-chama." Sakura said. He laughed. "That thing was old, anyways. It's way past due time to replace it." Sasori said. She looked at him with those red puffy eyes-from crying- with a pout. "Nii-chama..." Sakura said, in a childish tone. "Okay, you pick, I pay. Sound good?" He smiled. She beamed at this. Just the thing to cheer her up.

"Promise?" Sakura rubbed her eyes. "Promise." Sasori said, then exited the room.

'He better promise. He's the one who broke it, so he has to pay for it.'

'You know, he's a big brother so it's normal he'd freak like that.' Sakura laid down.

'No! It absolutely IS NOT normal! He called us his woman, Sakura!'

'Nobody knows we're related.'

'But they will find out due to our hot boyfriend.'

'Then that would make him a stupid ex, besides, he broke it off. And he doesn't know.'

'*sigh*Point taken..but-'

'No buts.'

"You promised you'd buy me a cellphone. I'll meet you in groceries." Sakura waved then skipped off. "Alright." Sasori grabbed a cart, looked at the grocery list, then headed off to his first destination.

'Electronics..electro-here it is!' Sakura glided through the isles to find the one with the phones. "Here!" Sakura started looking.

'Can't wait, can you?'

At the end of her train of thought, she bumped into someone. "G-Gomenasai!" Sakura stuttered, bowing an apology. "You bi-" One male said only to be silenced by the other. "Hidan, language." The man comparing prices and pluses with the phones said. "It ain't my fuckin' fault, the bitch is the one who slammed into me!" The white-haired man, apparently 'Hidan' cussed and pointed an accusing finger at her. Pop goes a vein on Sakura's head, along with the manifestation of a very demonic aura, and a sickly sweet smile. It didn't go unnoticed, because all the customers and employees turned tail and jacked out of there; except for Hidan and the price-comparing male.

"I apologize politely. I bow to a sick moron in apologies like you.." Sakura said, dangerously calm. They turn to her. "Good bitch. I like 'em feisty." Hidan grinned, still pointing at her. Without hesitation, she grabbed his finger and pulled it backwards with a few crunches of the bones, her smile still intact. The price comparing male side-stepped a few times, wanting nothing to do with the scene that was originally caused by his fucked up roommate; who held his finger and moaned in pleasure. "Sick bastard!" Sakura yelled, kicked Hidan in the nuts, then took the most expensive phone and left with a 'hmph'. "I like that bitch.." Hidan grinned ike the masochistic pervert he was. The price-comparing male just sighed, obviously irritated. A long day it was going to be..

Sakura glided through the store's grocery area until she found her older brother lifting a pack of water and putting it into the cart. "Nii-chama!" Sakura yelled, waving the packaged phone in the air. "I found one!" She grinned. 'And met a pervert and a weird guy..'

she finished in her mind, and put the phone in the full cart. "Okay. This is all that's needed." Sasori said reading the list, then checking out water. Thus, they headed toward the front, checked out, put everything in the car, then headed home.

Sakura eyed her new phone, pushing buttons happily. Sasori glanced at her with a chuckle at a red light, and as soon as it turned green, and a moment of waiting, he continued driving.

'He's a good big brother.'

'I agree. He even got me this phone! I hear its pretty cool.'

'Saks, onto something else..those two guys.'

'That white-haired man...ewwwwwwwwwww...' Sakura outwardly shuddered at the memory. "Something wrong?" Sasori said, worried. "Ah..n-nothing!" Sakura waved her hands in the air. "Doesn't seem like it, but okay." Sasori lifted a brow, then pulled into their driveway. "It's about him, isn't it..?" Sasori whispered, getting out of the car. "Huh?" Sakura tilted her head to a side. "Nothing. Go inside, okay?" Sasori said, unlocking the back. "Hai!" Sakura raced inside, upstairs to her room, clicking away at her new phone.

Hello everyone :D
PanUchiha7105, oh THANK YOU FOR MY FIRST REVIEW. :3
Okay, for those who don't know simple(to me anyway) Japanese Romaji;
Hai = Yes
Gomenasai = I'm Sorry
Nii-chama(Onii-chan) = Big brother
I tried to make it long..but I'm tired and its all gibberish DDx. I sowwy DDx Review. :D