Sakura is in a really deep depression..any guy-including her brother, Sasori-that enters her dark room will only make her cry. :( And he comes up with an ebil plan :3
I do NOT own Naruto or any of its characters. Except Sakura's *ahem* ex. Maybe.
previously:
"Hn." Itachi walked up, picked up her bag and gave it to her. "Translation, Pinky. He says 'no problem'." The blue bulky man grinned, showing a nice set of razor sharp teeth. "Sakura!" Sasori ran up to her, panting. Oh, why did this school have to be so big?! "Sakura..you okay? Something happen?" Sasori said in between pants, trying to catch his breath. Itachi walked passed Sasori silently. "You didn't do anything to her, right?" Sasori went into 'touch-my-little-sister-your-a-dead-man' mode. Itachi continued walking. "He held your upset baby sister while she was crying. I'll send you the pic later." Kisame whispered in Sasori's ear before running to catch up with Itachi. "DELETE IT!" Sasori huffed, then turned to Sakura, who was a full-fledged statue. He sighed. "Let's go home. I'll call the principle later." Sasori grabbed her hand and they went home.
Sakura's room was dark, she had turned off the lights and closed curtains over the window. She didn't come out of her room to do anything. She was silent-except the occasional sob when Sasori knocked on her door demanding she'd eat because it isn't healthy not to. Sasori was all out of ideas. He decided to sulk in his room. His ego was bruised because of her newfound androphobia, worse when he found out the rumors, and he nearly lost his sanity when the picture he told Kisame to delete was sent to his phone with a text saying that Kisame made it his background. He silently poked a puppet he made with a needle, lost in thought. Only Mom could enter..women..that's it! He grinned evilly. He would get-more like bribe with clay-his friend, Deidara to dress as a girl. Shoving the needle in the doll, he set it down, then grabbed his phone to call him. Oh, what fun this would be.. Dialing the number, Deidara answers.
"What Danna-sama, un?"
"My cute, artistic, explosive baby sister caught a mysterious disease called 'androphobia'. The only way to cure it is for a guy with long blonde hair and blue eyes to dress like a girl." Sasori grinned slyly. He just knew it would work..after all, Deidara wasn't the brightest crayon in the box.
After a long pause..
"You want me to dress like a girl? What the hell, un?!"
"Like I said, 'My cute, artistic, exp-" Sasori was cut off.
"Alright, alright. You owe me 700 pounds of explosive clay for this, yeah." Deidara hung up. Sasori did a fist-pump in victory.
*Akatsuki Club Room*
"Hahahahahahaa! Tinker bell's gonna dress like a fucking girl!" Hidan laughed his ass off. "I'm not the only one, un." Deidara grinned at Hidan menacingly. "Oh, no. Fuck no!" Hidan tried to make a run for it. "Make Itachi a fucking pretty girl!" Hidan got tackled by Konan. "You two are gonna be fun to doll up." Konan said, dreamily-while stripping the cussing Hidan, taking out a make-up kit-with Deidara laughing his ass off in the background. "Oh Jashin-sama...HELPME!" Hidan screamed, being heard throughout the school. Pein massaged his temples to fight off an oncoming migraine. He wondered what the hell his club-mates were up to. Scratch that, he didn't want to know-because more than likely, they were going to get in serious trouble again. All he could do is try and make an excuse.
*Sakura's room*
She hugged her knees.
'I have a feeling something is gonna happen.'
'Shut up, inner..'
'Hey, don't say that. After all, without me, you would've lost your sanity before now.'
Sakura didn't reply, both because she knew it was true, and she had a feeling something was coming up. She just didn't know...yet.
*Akatsuki Club Room*
Itachi and Kisame walked in, only to find Hidan and Deidara dressed up as girls-and an extremely happy Konan, admiring her work; making bulky men look like thin, curvy women. "What's the occasion?" Kisame raised a brow, Itachi looking around, confused. "We're gonna cheer up Sasori's little sister, un! And I'm getting clay for this, yeah!" Deidara twirled girlishly. "Fuck this shit..that bitch can stay depressed for all Jashin-sama cares." Hidan tried to get free from his painfully tight spiked-restraints, groaning in pleasure doing so. "And you two are going as well..." Konan smiled sheepishly. Itachi's façade fell, as he widened his eyes with a 'Hn' and made a run for it, leaving his friend behind. "Oh, shi-" Kisame got glomped by Konan. "Ita-chan!" Deidara skipped menacingly fast after Itachi, who was clearly running a marathon, wanting to keep his pride as a man. "Itachi, HELP ME, DAMMIT!" Kisame screamed, but Itachi kept running. Skidding to go around the corner he sees Deidara. "You're coming too, un." He said.
Lights out for Itachi, poor guy. His pride was stolen. LMFAO xD
And Wofisis, I agree..now that I read it, it IS Mumble Jumbled. xD I editted it. xD
Again, for those who don't know simple(to me anyway) Japanese Romaji;
Hai = Yes
Gomenasai = I'm Sorry
Nii-chama(Onii-chan) = Big brother
I liked this one. Enjoyed typing it. Hilarious. Absolutely HILARIOUS. Don't you agree? xD Review :D