Ha! I couldn't help it. The second I finished, is when I wanted to slowly torture to stoic bad ass Itachi Uchiha. I can't help it, I write random things thinking 'someone is gonna bribe someone' or 'this person is gonna be dressed a girl' or 'this person is going to run like a mad person'. xD Priceless, it ended up being Itachi. Anywho, told from Itachi's POV. xD
I do NOT own Naruto or any of its characters. Except Sakura's *ahem* ex. Maybe.
previously:
*Akatsuki Club Room*
Itachi and Kisame walked in, only to find Hidan and Deidara dressed up as girls-and an extremely happy Konan, admiring her work; making bulky men look like thin, curvy women. "What's the occasion?" Kisame raised a brow, Itachi looking around, confused. "We're gonna cheer up Sasori's little sister, un! And I'm getting clay for this, yeah!" Deidara twirled girlishly. "Fuck this shit..that bitch can stay depressed for all Jashin-sama cares." Hidan tried to get free from his painfully tight spiked-restraints, groaning in pleasure doing so. "And you two are going as well..." Konan smiled sheepishly. Itachi's façade fell, as he widened his eyes with a 'Hn' and made a run for it, leaving his friend behind. "Oh, shi-" Kisame got glomped by Konan. "Ita-chan!" Deidara skipped menacingly fast after Itachi, who was clearly running a marathon, wanting to keep his pride as a man. "Itachi, HELP ME, DAMMIT!" Kisame screamed, but Itachi kept running. Skidding to go around the corner he sees Deidara. "You're coming too, un." He said.
I had to make a run for it. There was no way in fucking hell I was going to be dressed as a woman. I am a fully grown man. Not a woman. I felt Deidara's glare as I ran like a madman. Down the stairs, through the halls, through the courtyard, then through more halls. I obviously wasn't losing him. I skidded to make a turn, only to find Deidara. "Your coming too, un." He smiled eerily, then tackled me.
Thats all I remember..but now, here I am, at Sasori's house, in his living room, dressed as a girl. I'll admit, my pride is gone now. But I won't let it show. "Whoa Deidara, don't you think you overdid it, bringing the whole club?" Sasori lifted a brow. "Can Tobi go back to being a guy now? Tobi will be a good boy." Tobi sniffled. "No!" Deidara and Konan snapped at him. Poor guy. I continue my glare at Deidara. He's shivering in fear, but ignoring me. "I worked too hard to have them go back now, Sasori." Konan pouted. "Sasori! It's your fucking fault, puppet-boy!" Hidan cussed, then mumbled something about 'Oh Jashin-sama, help me.'. Zetsu was dressed in pink, with a pink bow in his hair. I inwardly shuddered. Kisame was dressed in a blue formal dress, not a gown, a dress. Hidan had a pink tutu and a 'Love Me Jesus' shirt. It took sheer willpower for me not to roll on the floor laughing at him. Kakuzu was dressed as a prostitute. No suprise there, since he has an odd love for money. I was dressed in a mini-black dress, my hair in curls. Pein was spared, damn him.
"Sasori, exactly..why are the Akatsuki members-whom are all males-dressed as women?" Pein started a glaring contest with Sasori. "Go upstairs, the first room on the left. You'll find out." Sasori yawned. "I'll go to make sure she doesn't wreck the whole house again." An older female-probably Sasori's mother-scratched the back of her head sheepishly. Sasori winced, and held his knee, murmuring something about 'She's become a monster, I tell ya..a monster..'. I lifted a brow curiously, as Pein-wearing his usual stoic face-and the older woman headed upstairs. She seemed uneasy.
~Upstairs: Normal POV~
"Go. Away." A female voice demanded from inside the room. Pein tried to keep his composure-but to no avail-he paled. "Now, now, Sakura. Be nice and come out." The older woman knocked at the seemingly demonic door. "Fuck you." Sakura spat from inside the room. "You have visitors." The older woman said authoritatively. The demon-door creaked open, an illusion of a mangled old hag whom was bent on killing everything and everyone who dared talk to her. The air within reeked of the demoness. "A male.." The hag giggled menacingly. Pein knew right then it was directed at him. He couldn't say anything. Hell, he couldn't move. It was overwhelming.
~Downstairs: Normal POV~
Hidan paled, looking intently at the stairs. Grabbing his necklace, he started to pray for safety. Tobi and Deidara were clinging to each other, terrified. Itachi was pale as a ghost, but stoic otherwise. Kisame held onto Itachi, crying, repeating that their all gonna die. Kakuzu held his credit card protectively. Zetsu clinged to Konan for dear life. Konan was praying for her man's safety. Sasori..he was long gone, chanting and placing sutras at the steps to ward off the evil, but to no avail.
~Upstairs: Normal POV(You get the picture. no more Itachi POV. :3)~
Sakura raised her fist at Pein. "Sakura, no!" The older woman yelled, unable to catch up to her demonic speed. Pein went unconscious before Sakura even laid a hit. Her fist slammed through the wall, but due to her speed and strength her arm was in the wall, up to her elbow. "Oh dear..." The older woman sweatdropped. She was calmer, because she dealt with her and Sasori. They were much worse. He managed the run with a broken knee; his room, her room, the kitchen, and two bathrooms were totaled. With the addition to a new hole in the wall. How Sakura came up with this power, the older woman had no clue.
~Downstairs~
After the slam everyone was in a state of panic.
"She's a demon I tell you! A demon that can't be sealed! She's too powerful! We need all the monks and mikos we can get! Lord help our souls!"Sasori screamed, hurriedly hobbling for the front door with his keys.
"Oh Jashin-sama, pretty fucking please have mercy on me..." Hidan rushed a circle of his own blood to try and protect himself.
"We're gonna die! Itachi, I'm sorry for everything bad I've done, forgive me!"Kisame sobbed.
"Hn." Was Itachi's reply-as he too wanted to make a run for it-and tried to push off Kisame.
"My man! I gotta rescue him! He's in danger!"Kanon tried to push off Zetsu to go upstairs.
"No, Konan! It's too late! He's already gone from that force of evil!" Zetsu tried to reason with the distraught Konan.
Kakuzu was packing richy looking things and made a run for it.
They all had no chance against what was upstairs. They all lost their sanity. They ran as far away as they could, leaving Pein to probably be beaten to a pulp. Konan made an early funeral for him.
LOL poor Akatsuki. 'specially Pein. He was left behind. xD i had fun writing this one. For awhile, I had no idea what I should write..xD Btw thanks for the reviews! :D
Okay, for those who don't know simple(to me anyway) Japanese Romaji;
Hai = Yes
Gomenasai = I'm Sorry
Nii-chama(Onii-chan) = Big brother
Review and tell me what you think. Hilarious? Dramatic? xD Anything? xD