I agree with the reviews. xD It was hilarious. They didn't know it was Sakura-with the exception of Sasori. Because he's her older brother. xD They are all afraid. xDDDD LMFAO.

I do NOT own Naruto or any of its characters. Except Sakura's *ahem* ex. Maybe.

previously:

~Downstairs~

After the slam everyone was in a state of panic.

"She's a demon I tell you! A demon that can't be sealed! She's too powerful! We need all the monks and mikos we can get! Lord help our souls!"Sasori screamed, hurriedly hobbling for the front door with his keys.

"Oh Jashin-sama, pretty fucking please have mercy on me..." Hidan rushed a circle of his own blood to try and protect himself.

"We're gonna die! Itachi, I'm sorry for everything bad I've done, forgive me!"Kisame sobbed.

"Hn." Was Itachi's reply-as he too wanted to make a run for it-and tried to push off Kisame.

"My man! I gotta rescue him! He's in danger!" Konan tried to push off Zetsu to go upstairs.

"No, Konan! It's too late! He's already gone from that force of evil!" Zetsu tried to reason with the distraught Konan.

Kakuzu was packing richy looking things and made a run for it.

They all had no chance against what was upstairs. They all lost their sanity. They ran as far away as they could, leaving Pein to probably be beaten to a pulp. Konan made an early funeral for him.

They all shacked up at Sasuke's one bedroom apartment. How they all got in and fit, he had no clue. Itachi clinged to him terrified begging for help. The others were in Sasuke's bedroom trying to fit in the closet. They annoyed him to no end. "Onii-chan, what the hell is wrong with your club?" Sasuke said, picking off the ham on his teeth from his earlier HLT sandwich. "M-M-Monster..." Itachi stuttered. Sasuke looked in the direction of his closet.

"Let me in there, tinker bell!" Hidan demanded. "Oh, hell no!" Deidara stayed in his spot, the most safest spot in the closet, pushing away Hidan. "Find another place, un!" Deidara yelled, shoving Hidan outside of the closet with his foot. "Deidara, gimme that spot and I'll pay you." Kakuzu tried to bribe. "Oh, hell no, un! Find your own damn spot!" Deidara snapped. Zetsu had given up and hid under Sasuke's bed. Sasori used the club members to climb up to the highest shelf. "Watch it, un!" Deidara dragged Sasori down. Konan was holding a picture book near and dear to her heart sobbing. Kisame had shoved himself into a box with Tobi successfully and closed it. Deidara kept trying to protect his spot.

"I don't get it." Sasuke said. "Why are fully grown men afraid of something nonexistent?" Sasuke stressed the word 'men' and glared at Itachi whom just clinged tighter. With no answer, Sasuke facepalmed. "I'm calling the cops." Sasuke said, walking to the phone dragging Itachi. Dialing 9-1-1, the other side answered.

"9-1-1, state your emergency please."

"Nine nut cases broke into my house this evening, and one is trying to molest me." Sasuke said in a bored tone.

The other end hung up. Great. He hung up with a sigh. He dragged himself and Itachi to the garage, and tried to crowbar Itachi off, but fails. "Get off, Onii-chan!" Sasuke continued with the crowbar. He gave up, threw the crowbar aside, then called Ino.

"Come over if you want babies." Sasuke stated. The next second, she was in his driveway. "First get him off." Sasuke pointed at Itachi, and Ino did as told. Successful, Sasuke ran like a madman to his car, and locked himself in. He turned on his phone, and listened to music. He could stay there all day. Pushing his seat back, he falls asleep.

Short chappie is short. I may have to do a time-skip for next chappie. xD

I will do a three-day poll after the very end of the story, and whoever has to highest score, will recieve a request story from me. :D

Anyhoo, for those who don't know simple(to me anyway) Japanese Romaji;

Hai = Yes

Gomenasai = I'm Sorry

Nii-chama(Onii-chan) = Big brother

Boring? Decent? Something? xDD lol.