Pein lives! xD lol. a chappie for Pein. He gets an idea. xD Sorry or the extremely late update.

I do NOT own Naruto or any of its characters. Except Sakura's *ahem* ex. Maybe.

previously:

"I don't get it." Sasuke said. "Why are fully grown men afraid of something nonexistent?" Sasuke stressed the word 'men' and glared at Itachi whom just clinged tighter. With no answer, Sasuke facepalmed. "I'm calling the cops." Sasuke said, walking to the phone dragging Itachi. Dialing 9-1-1, the other side answered.

"9-1-1, state your emergency please."

"Nine nutcases broke into my house this evening, and one is trying to molest me." Sasuke said in a bored tone.

The other end hung up. Great. He hung up with a sigh. He dragged himself and Itachi to the garage, and tried to crowbar Itachi off, but fails. "Get off, Onii-chan!" Sasuke continued with the crowbar. He gave up, threw the crowbar aside, then called Ino.

"Come over if you want babies." Sasuke stated. The next second, she was in his driveway. "First get him off." Sasuke pointed at Itachi, and Ino did as told. Successful, Sasuke ran like a madman to his car, and locked himself in. He turned on his phone, and listened to music. He could stay there all day. Pushing his seat back, he falls asleep.

With a groan, Pein wakes up, and looks around. "Good, your awake." The familiar older woman said. He got up from his laying position on the couch. "I'm sorry about Sakura..I dont know what happened to her." The older woman said, giving him tea. "She used to be the sweetest girl.." The older woman sighed. Pein's head was still foggy, and he couldn't register what was said. He downed the tea, thankful for the warm liquid soothing his dry, sore throat. 'Hmm..Sakura...' Pein thought stupidly. Just then, it registered. The cute little girl in the pictures on Sasori's phone? The one with the stupidly huge grins?! He choked. "Oh dear! Are you alright?!" The older woman look concerned. "Haruno..." Pein choked out trying to get a grip. "Sakura Haruno?" Pein looked at the older woman stupidly. "Yes, that's my Sakura." The older woman smiled proudly. He paled, looking up the stairs then at her with a confused look. "I'm quite confused myself." The older woman sweatdropped. "She's developed a severe case of androphobia.." The older woman sighed. "..to the point where she beats up even her brother and father." The older woman continued. "I had to rent out a two bedroom apartment because of it.." she sighed.

"Androphobia, huh..?" Pein said, deep in thought. Konan! He could get her to do it. She was a girl, not a guy. She was best buds with Ino. She could be useful. Taking out his phone, he dialed for Konan.

~Sasuke's apartment~

Upon seeing Pein's number, she hurriedly answered, praying to the kami it was him.

"Pein, is that really you?!" she grinned.

"I need you to do me a favor."

"Anything, darling!" she cooed.

"Good. Can you figure out what's wrong with Haruno, Sakura?"

"Huh? Haruno, Sakura?" she tilted her head. At her name, everybody paused and stared at her intently. "There are rumors going around in school that she's a prostitute." she said, ignoring the eyes on her. At the last three words, Sasori went into 'whoever did this I'll kill you' mode.

A long pause.

"That could be the reason for her behavior."

"Now that you say that..it could be." she shrugged.

"Yes, and I would like you to do another thing.."

"Yes?" she grinned.

"Because of this, she has androphobia."

"Androphobia? Makes sense..poor girl." she frowned, pitying the girl.

"Yes, I need you to do whatever it is you women do, and make her feel better."

Silence.

"Its androphobia, not gynophobia."

She sighed. It was true. And she was willing to do this for Pein's sake. "Okay, but are you hurt?" she asked.

"Other than an extreme migraine, I'm fine."

She sighed in relief. "Okay, I'll see what I can do." she smiled.

Woot! I have the brightest ideas sometimes. I want everyone to know that I haven't given up on this story. :)

Thank you Wolfisis, Princessdiana516, Jessica, Princessdiana516, Guest, la canelle, and angelofthelord15 for the reviews!

And angelofthelord15, as to your question about the poll..

When the fanfiction is done, I will have an extra chapter titled 'Poll' an under it, I will have somewhat a questionnaire. The reviewer that posts the most 'correct' answers only on that chapter, I will PM, letting them know they won, and they can request any CharacterxCharacter from the following anime/anime movie:

Hellsing Anime Series, Naruto Anime Series, Inuyasha Anime Series, and Spirited Away.

Okay, for those who don't know simple(to me anyway) Japanese Romaji;

Hai = Yes

Gomenasai = I'm Sorry

Nii-chama(Onii-chan) = Big brother