Time to update^^ So far all the reviews have been positive, and I'm really grateful for that^^ Though I do appreciate constructive criticism.
I just had a weird though about the word "Constructive Criticism"; Can you imagine if it was just like this:
Guy 1: Hey, I read your story.
Guy 2: Cool. What did you think?
Guy 1: Well; Here's a boat. I constructed it for you.
Guy 2: Oh, wow! Thanks!
Guy 1: Oh, by the way, I hate you. Please die.
Guy 2: ...Well, considering the fact that you gave me a boat, I am not upset by your remark.
My goodness.
Ignore that.
Anyway, once again, I apologize if I make any mistakes.
Please enjoy, and review^^
Deidara's POV
By the time we were in the car, and on our way home, It was around 2:00pm.
Currently, I was tapping away on my DS, playing with my beloved dog, Katsu. I noticed Sasori, who was sitting in the back, dosing off every few minutes, dipping in and out of sleep. What was funny though; Was that every time Katsu would bark, the red-head's eyes would snap open, and he would jolt upwards.
"Deidara, please turn that crap down..." Mum muttered; Obviously extremely fed-up with Katsu's thunder-like barks.
"Let Katsu express himself, un." I stated, throwing a ball for my desired pet.
"What's a Katsu...?" Sasori piped up from the back, looking rather confused. I sighed holding the DS screen up to the red-head's face, just when Katsu was releasing a series of loud-ass barks, causing Sasori to almost jump out of his seat.
"This is Katsu, un. He's my dog." I stated, smirking as I pulled the DS away from the red-head.
"B-But he's not real..." Sasori muttered to himself, enough for me and Mum to hear.
"That's what I try and tell him..." Mum sighed to herself, pulling into the drive-way.
I glared at my Mother, snapping the lid down on my DS, quickly pocketing the device.
"Fine, un. I'll play with Katsu another day." I spat, opening the car door.
"That's my boy." Mum smirked, getting out of the vehicle.
Sasori remained seated, looking around. I raised an eyebrow, peering into the car, after I had gotten out.
"We're home, un..." I announced plainly, tapping against the window. Sasori looked up, looking slightly surprised.
"O-Oh...I see..." He mumbled, slipping out of the car.
Mum had already gotten the red-head's bag from the boot, and was busy hauling the large case inside.
"Come on boys, inside!" She called, dragging the case.
Sasori nodded, quickly following the blonde woman. I sighed lightly, walking inside.
"You have a beautiful house..." He mumbled, looking around.
"It's not that special, un." I drawled, making my way into the living room. Sasori followed me, looking around the large room.
"Yes it is, It's amazing!" The red-head smiled. I sighed in reply.
At that moment, my father entered the room, smiling pleasantly.
"Ah, you must be Sasori!" He exclaimed, approaching the red-head. Sasori smiled in reply, nodding.
"It's very nice to meet you, sir." He replied. Dad chuckled, shaking his hand.
"Welcome to our home!" The blonde said, pulling Sasori into a bear-hug.
I watched the scene unfold, coughing purposely. Dad looked up, smiling at me.
"And how are you, Deidara?" He asked, letting go of the red-head.
"Good, un." I replied, smirking slightly. Dad nodded in reply.
"Well, I should be helping your mother with cooking now..." He announced, leaving the room. I sighed, sitting down onto the sofa. Sasori stared at me, looking around the room.
"You can sit down, un..." I drawled, nodding my head towards the opposite sofa.
"O-Oh, thank you..." The red-head said, plopping himself down onto the sofa, next to me.
Just as I was about to say something, a light jingling sound came into contact with my ears.
Fuck.
"For fuck's sake, un..." I mumbled, lifting my legs off the floor. Sasori raised an eyebrow, looking at my legs. "He's coming." I announced, glaring around the room. Sasori gave me a frightened expression, looking slightly panicked.
"W-Who's coming..?" He asked, looking around the room.
"...Tinkle-fluff..." I muttered.
Then; The beast entered the room.
Tail wagging, head held high, the fluffy teacup poodle strutted towards the center of the room, staring directly at me. I glared at the mutt, the mutt glaring back.
Before I had enough time to drop something heavy on him, Tinkle-fluff moved towards Sasori, staring at the red-head with his too-large eyes.
Yet, Tinkle-fluff's gaze didn't seem as harsh as it did when he was looking at me. It seemed softer, happier. I raised an eyebrow, Tinkle-fluff didn't even look this happy when he was around my older brother, and that's saying something.
Before I could say anything; Tinkle-fluff sprinted towards Sasori's legs, in utter delight, breaking out into a full dry-hump.
Yeah, that's right. Tinkle-fluff was dry-humping Sasori's legs.
Sasori let out a whimper, trying to get the mutt off him.
"M-Make him stop, please..." The red-head asked, closing his eyes in fear. I laughed, shaking my head.
"I think Tinkle-fluff likes you, un...".
"Please, take him off!" He began, crying even more. "I don't like it, I don't like it!".
Once Tinkle-fluff had finished banging away, he collapsed off the red-head's legs, limping away.
For a teacup poodle, Tinkle-fluff was rather gifted in the genital area.
Ignore, Ignore, Ignore.
I didn't just compliment my brother's dog's penis.
Nope, nope, nope.
Sasori whimpered, pulling his legs up to his chest.
"It's just a dog, un." I sighed, poking the red-head. "But I wouldn't wear those jeans again...".
They were horrible anyway.
Sasori slowly turned his head towards me, frowning.
"I-I hate dogs..." He mumbled, looking down.
"E-Even Katsu...?" I replied, smirking.
Sasori nodded. "Especially Katsu."
Just as I was about to murder the red-head, Mum entered the room.
"Dinner's ready!" She chirped, walking to the dining room. I sighed, following her, followed by Sasori.
Time goes by~
I stared down at my food. Ramen in a fucking cup.
Yeah.
On the first night the new exchange student arrives, ready to taste some traditional Japanese cuisine, Mum serves ramen in a cup. Well; It was originally in a cup, she just put it in a bowl to make it look less trashy.
Mum was looking extremely proud with herself. I quirked an eyebrow, taking a mouthful of the noodles. Just plain, regular, ramen in a cup. I then looked up at Sasori, who was looking around the room, unsure whether to start eating.
"You can eat, you know..." I mumbled, eyeing the red-head. Sasori let out a light gasp, and began eating the noodles, chirping happily.
"Thanks, honey..." Dad drawled, eating his noodles.
"Dziękuję!" Sasori smiled. Mum giggled, nodding back towards the red-head.
"Proszę bardzo!" She replied.
I raised an eyebrow. People exchanging simple foreign words was weird.
I mean, for all I know, Sasori could of commented on my ass or something.
Sasori: Your Son's ass is simply magnificent.
Mum: I know! I made that ass!
What the hell is wrong with me!?
Once we had all finished eating our cheap meals, Mum was collecting our bowls.
"Oh, me and your father are going out." She announced, putting the bowls into the sink, beginning to wash up.
"Oh, thanks for telling me, un..." I grumbled, standing up.
"Don't speak to your mother like that." Dad stated, also standing up. I raised an eyebrow, and made my way into the living room; Once again, followed by Sasori, who was looking around for Tinkle-fluff.
I sat down onto the sofa, switching on the large television. I began flicking through random channels. As usual, nothing but complete crap was on. Sasori sat down next to me, continuing to peer around the room.
"It's ok, un." I smirked. "Tinkle-fluff is probably asleep now...".
Sasori quivered, staring at his leg in disgust.
"I dislike your dog greatly." He stated, raising his nose.
"...I think he got your leg pregnant, un." I laughed, poking Sasori's leg, shortly regretting it, after I remembered that a savage mutt had humped it."Don't joke like that!" Sasori frowned, sending me a worried look. I burst out laughing.
"Your leg cannot get pregnant, un!"
Mum entered the room, brushing her blonde hair.
"Me and your father will be leaving now, we won't be back too late...Stay safe, ok? No answering the door, no picking up the phone...".
"I'm not five, un." I drawled, glancing towards my mother.
"Mentally, you can be." She giggled.
"Can not, un!" I glared; Earning a smile from Sasori.
After mum and dad had left, me and Sasori were sitting in an awkward silence, our eyes glued to the television. Every once in a while, I'd catch the red-head sneaking a glance towards me. When it had gotten annoying, I glared at him.
"What do you want, un?" I asked, my eyes narrowing.
"...Do you have any alcohol?" Sasori asked plainly, looking around. My eyes widened.
"N-No..." I answered, "Forgetting" about the alcohol cabinet in dad's study.
"Then I guess I'll have to use my own resources..." The red-head sighed, standing up.
I raised my eyebrow, looking up at Sasori. He seemed ok before, now he just seemed a bit weird.
Within a few minutes, Sasori had left the room, and come back with a bottle of wine.
"I brought a treat!" He chirped, holding up the bottle.
"W-Where did you get that, un?" I growled, trying to reach for the bottle, and dispose of it. Sasori held it up before I could get my hands on it.
"My bag, idiot." He stated, unscrewing the lid, and taking a large sip.
"I don't think you're supposed to drink wine like that..." I muttered, glancing at the red-head, Who just smiled in reply.
A whole bottle of wine later, Sasori was already completely intoxicated.
I was trying to ignore his constant giggling, and watch my Soap Opera; But no, The stupid little red-head wouldn't let me.
"W-What'cha watching...?" He giggled, leaning onto my shoulder.
"Television, un." I replied, glancing at the small boy.
Sasori giggled, batting his eyelashes. "G-Good one!". I rolled my eyes.
"So...How'd you even manage to buy alcohol, un? You look like a child." I smirked, turning towards the red-head.
"There are some friendly paupers in my neighborhood." Sasori smiled, looking off into a space.
"Explain, un..." I sighed.
"What's so difficult to understand about it?" Sasori asked, raising an eyebrow. " I give money to very kind man. He buys me what I want. Simple as that."
"What other things does he buy you, un?" I asked, leaning forward, slightly interested.
"We were talking about alcohol, right?" The red-head frowned, slightly irritated."Cigarettes sometimes too, but mainly for my buddies, and that's it. I can buy the rest myself."
I scoffed, smirking. "You actually have friends, un?"
Sasori didn't reply. Instead, he looked down sadly. I smirked, ignoring this, and turning back towards the television .
Ok, that was a little mean...
"I'm sorry, un..." I stated, giving the red-head an apologetic look. Sasori sniffled, staring at me.
Shit; I had made him cry.
"I-It's fine..." He made out, looking down.
My eyes narrowed. "It's clearly not, un."
"You wouldn't care anyway..." Sasori replied, sounding sad and gloomy.
"I do, un. I'm sure other people care about you too." I stated.
"Who? Teachers? People in school? Do they even see me? Maybe guys from neighborhood? Well, if they were sober, they wouldn't say a word to me. I'm a loser, I'm fully aware of that." Sasori spat, turning bitter. "They just want to get rid of me..." He mumbled.
"...I'd like to know more about you, un." I smiled slightly.
"W-Why so suddenly...?" The red-head made out, tilting his head slightly.
"Well if you're going to stay here, then I'd at least like to know a little about you." I smiled, patting his head.
"There's not much... I'm mostly like a shadow in school. Teachers don't tolerate me because I tell them truth. They even send me here to get rid of me." He began, still looking gloomy. "I'm... Not sure if I should be grateful, or at least happy that they did... ".
"Go on..." I nodded.
"...My only family is my Grandma, but I hate her...She's a nasty villain." Tears began to form in the red-head's eyes, and he began to get even more upset.
Oh, great going, Deidara...
"My parents died in c-car crash, I was there with them...But I lived...They didn't..." A large mob of tears fell down Sasori's cheeks. He was now fully crying. "The worst is, I-I think that I k-killed them...She was always saying that it was m-my fault-t! That I was distracting my father...".
I sighed, pulling the red-head into a hug.
"It's ok, un..." I mumbled.
"It's not...I don't have a life. I spend all my time, cooped up in my room and drinking! That's all I can do! I have no friends, no decent family! Nothing! So don't tell me that It's all ok, because it's not!"
Drunks were really annoying.
"Have you ever had a boyfriend or girlfriend, un?" I asked.
"Not a boyfriend, nor a girlfriend. Few one night stands on hard parties, and..." The red-head looked down, biting his lip.
"Go on, un."
"Fine. My first sexual experience was when I was almost thirteen, with a twenty-four year-old guy, it was my first... relationship. Being naive I thought, I had a slight hope, that it meant something...But it was only about sex."
Dammit. There wasn't anything good about this kid's life at all. How the hell was I suppose to cheer him up?
"He used you un..." I murmured, slightly annoyed. Pedophilia was disgusting.
"What do you think?" The red-head snapped. "I was stupid..." He mumbled.
"No, un...You were just young.." I looked directly at him. "When did you finish things with him?"
"I didn't exactly do that... I was fed up with him after two months, yes, but the guy didn't let go, so I had no option after all. A few weeks later, the police got him and placed in jail, but I don't know what for..." Sasori looked down sadly.
You've got to be kidding me.
"Maybe because he was a pedophile, un?" I spat, my eyes narrowing.
"Maybe..." Sasori sighed, leaning on me.
All of a sudden, he broke out into a fit of giggles. I raised an eyebrow, looking at him.
"What, un?" I asked.
"Y-You're so beautiful..." He laughed, stroking my face. My eyes widened, and I pushed the little red-head away.
"What the fuck, un?" I exclaimed, glaring at him.
"O-Oh..." Sasori murmured. "Sorry..." He smiled.
"Look...I know I haven't started off well...Let's forget about all of this and start over again." Sasori began smiling at me. He had finally sobered up. "My name's Sasori Akasuna!" He grinned.
"Mine's Deidara Iwa." I smiled back.
"...Wanna be my boyfriend?" He giggled.
"You're still drunk, un!" I glared, pushing the red-head away.
"Am not!" Sasori giggled.
This is why I disliked drunks.
After a few minutes of watching crappy soaps, Sasori spoke up again.
"...I feel silly..." He mumbled, swaying slightly.
"You look silly." I glared, poking him in the chest.
With that; Sasori vomited.
All over my fucking lap.
Nyaaa, finally finished!
ReEna-Kk helped me think of most of this, especially the drunk Sasori part. So thank you! ^.^
Anyway, this chapter was a bit rusty, I know. Now that Sasori's here though, things should start getting funky.
So yeah, I hope you enjoyed^^
Please review^^
And say thank you to ReEna-Kk, because she gave me the inspiration to write this!