See? Told you I'd give you an epilogue in one day :)

…One Year Later…

We still never fully understood that night. We all figured out what happened, just not how. Only Perry could tell us what exactly went down in those few seconds, but he was in a bit of a dilemma. You see, he lost his entire memory. Even his platypus-self didn't recall anything from the times he was turned a human; he extent of his memory was before my dad's Animal-inator.

The good news is that Phineas and Isabella are still going strong! They are absolutely perfect for each other.

Zane, his human form, became a famous inventor. He's stopping global warming or something. Weird, isn't it? But as long as he doesn't try to take over the world, I'm all for him inventing stuff. (He made this awesome house for Perry and I – it's got secret passage ways and indoor slides!) Zane's fish-half was apprehended by the AWACA. As they were taking him away, they had the nerve to try and erase our memories! We got out of it. Barely. I can't tell you how we convinced Major Monogram to let us remember, but we were very convincing; of that, I'm sure.

(Even Candace wanted to remember! Imagine that!)

Perry still doesn't remember everything, but he dreams of things. I don't think he knows what he's dreaming is real. He's even got a job working as a body guard for some famous person! (I'm in college, studying foreign language, foreign affairs, and doing anything else that would be required to be a government agent.) Somehow, all his Kung Fu and whatnot stuck with him, which is great since we moved to L.A. and there are many crazy people trying to see their favorite celebrity here. Before we left, and after breaking several laws, Phineas and Ferb provided Perry with the necessary credentials, proving he's a real person and not a platypus-turned-human-amnesiac.

Platypus-Perry still lives with the Flynn-Fletchers in the Tristate Area and he still fights my dad every other day or so. He doesn't remember anything or acknowledge me, but that's okay because life's the way it's supposed to be; it's back to normal.

Except, now, I've got someone by my side. I've got the love of my life with me at all times. I wouldn't trade anything in my life for something better.

There's nothing better than my life.