Okay, new chappy yayyyy!

3 COns are now here and concerning Soundwave 'talking' I decicded he could only quote things from a movie. ya know how bee could only use his radio? that sorta thing.

I would like to thank inkdragon13 for the idea of 'Ratchet Girl Anthem' that inspired most of this chapter.

I don't own anything!

Miko Nakadai shared a video-

She RATCHEEET! Hahahahaaha this is for you Doc bot!

watch?v=9oBlnb5orJo ((Ratchet Girl Anthem))

Ratchet- Ha ha ha so fragging funny…

Bulkhead- It's Ratchet's theme song!

Arcee and Miko Nakadai like this.

Miko Nakadai- Lms for truth is…

Bulkhead, Arcee and 4 others like this.

Miko Nakadai to Arcee

TRUTH IS…You are too much of a stick in the mud…

Arcee- Wow, thanks

Ratchet- HA!

Miko Nakadai- I wouldn't be talkin she ratchet

Arcee likes this.

Rafael Esquivel- I hate Vince…

Miko Nakadai- Don't we all?

Rafael Esquivel likes this.

Jack Darby- What happened, Raf?

Rafael Esquivel- Him and his stupid friends were picking on me and broke my racecar…now me and Bee can't go racing.

Arcee- She Ratchet can fix it for you

Ratchet- Not if everyone keeps referring to me as 'She Ratchet'

Miko Nakadai- Yeah…we're not stopping…

Jack Darby, Bulkhead and 2 others like this.

Megatron has joined Facebook.

Megatron is now friends with Optimus Prime, Ratchet and 9 others

Megatron has listed Optimus Prime as his arch-enemy

Megatron- I will now destroy all of you!

Miko Nakadai- Yeah…Good luck with that…

Bulkhead, Bumblebee and 2 others like this.

Knock-Out has joined Facebook.

Knock-Out is now friends with Megatron, Arcee and 10 others.

Miko Nakadai to Bulkhead-

TRUTH IS…I love you buddy, but you scream like a little girl.

Bulkhead- I do not…okay maybe a little…fine…

Miko Nakadai likes this

Knock-Out- I am the best medic in this universe.

Knock-Out likes this.

Ratchet- You wish.

Knock-Out- do you think you are?

Ratchet- maybe

Knock-Out- how do you figure that?

Bulkhead- CUZ SHE RATCHET!

Ratchet- Really, Bulk, really?!

Bulkhead- Sorry, I had to…

Miko Nakadai to Rafael Esquivel

TRUTH IS…You really have to change ur name…

Rafael Esquivel- Sorry Bee, but we'll have to race another day.

Bumblebee- It's okay, Raf.

Rafael Esquivel- …video games…

Bumblebee- TOTALLY!

Miko Nakadai- nerds…

Vince likes this.

Jack Darby- Not him again…

Knock-Out- what the frag?! I can't be in a relationship with myself!

Jack Darby- I wonder why…

Optimus Prime- Thank you Bulkhead for the generous gift.

Arcee- Gift?

Optimus Prime- He sent me a pig on Farmville

Megatron- Look out Optimus because I will visit your farm and slice your piggy in half, therefore killing your spirit!

Miko Nakadai- issues, man…

Miko Nakadai to Jack Darby

TRUTH IS… I've been copying your homework for the past 3 months…

Jack Darby- WHAT?!

Miko Nakadai- thanks

Ratchet- I am sorry Rafael, but it will take a bit longer to repair your racecar because of this blasted Earth tech.

Rafael Esquivel- It's okay, Ratchet.

Miko Nakadai- Fun fact- 'Racecar' is 'racecar' backwards.

Bumblebee and Rafael Esquivel likes this.

Bulkhead- my mind was just blown.

Soundwave joined Facebook.

Soundwave is now friends with Megatron, Miko Nakadai and 11 others.

Bulkhead shared a video.

Oh my primus! You guys will not believe what happened, but I found another theme song for the doc bot!

watch?v=v35fWf1CWFQ ((Barbie Girl))

Miko Nakadai, Jack Darby and 5 others like this.

Miko Nakadai- hahahahahaha! stop! stop please I'm gonna wet myself.

Jack Darby- oh god…please wait until I'm not right next to you!

Arcee- Who else can picture Ratchet singing this?

Everybody, but Ratchet likes this.

Miko Nakadai to Jack Darby

Hey Jack, guess what?

Jack Darby- *sighs* what is it, Miko?

Miko Nakadai- what should I never say to u on a plane?

Jack Darby- what?

Miko Nakadai- hi jack! Get it?! Oh my god! Hahaha

Jack Darby-?

Rafael Esquivel- I get it! Jack say 'hi jack' out loud.

Jack Darby- oh, wow, now i feel pretty stupid...

Miko Nakadai likes this.

Miko Nakadai- u should.

Miko Nakadai to Ratchet

Hey She Ratchet!

Miko Nakadai poked Ratchet.

Miko Nakadai to Ratchet

Y u no answer me?!

Jack Darby- maybe he doesn't like you.

Ratchet likes this.

Miko Nakadai- hey… :(

Miko Nakadai to Bumblebee

TRUTH IS... I think your beeps and whirrs are adorable.

Rafael Esquivel likes this.

Miko Nakadai- y is ratchet still ignoring me?

Arcee- maybe cuz she ratchet

Bulkhead likes this.

Jack Darby- OR maybe because you're annoying.

Miko Nakadai- Puh-lease. Me, annoying?

Arcee, Vince and 3 others liked this.

Miko Nakadai- grrrrr. Who asked you?

Rafael Esquivel- Knock, knock!

Miko Nakadai- Who's there?!

Rafael Esquivel- Bumblebee.

Miko Nakadai- Bumblebee who?

Rafael Esquivel- Bumble be a dear and go get me a sandwhich.

Miko Nakadai- ?

Rafael Esquivel- Maybe it was HONEYbee…

Bumblebee likes this.

Miko Nakadai- ya think?!

Bulkhead- Alright Decepticons, please don't attack in the next 4 hours because I'm planting my strawberries now and I really don't want them to die, if you know what I mean…

Miko Nakadai- Knock, knock!

Rafael Esquivel- who's there?

Miko Nakadai- Cows Go

Rafael Esquivel- Cows go who?

Miko Nakadai- No Raf, Cows go MOO!

Jack Darby, Bumblebee and 1 other likes this.

Miko Nakadai to Ratchet

Helllooooooo? R u still alivvveeee?

Arcee- Ratchet's probably hidden away in his berthroom.

Bulkhead- yeah, when he gets mad he's worse than a hormonal teenage girl PMSing.

Miko Nakadai, Arcee and 13,897 others like this.

Jack Darby- How do u even know wat PMSing means?!

Bulkhead- somebodys gotta do Miko's health homework, right?

Miko Nakadai and Rafael Esquivel like this.

Bulkhead- WHAT THE FRAG?! THEY DID IT AGAIN! MY STRAWBERRIES ARE WILTED!

Knock-Out- yes, but don't forget; this time it was on purpose ;D

Bulkhead- im gonna throw this tool at your head that next time I see you! *snap* oh scrap…

Ratchet- Bulkhead, I needed that for Raf's car!

Bulkhead-whoops…

Jack Darby- I've got a good one. Why didn't the dime jump off the cliff when the nickel did?

Miko Nakadai- Why is that, Jack? *sarcasm*

Jack Darby- because it had more—wait for it—CENTS! Ha gets me every time.

Miko Nakadai- I- I have no words to describe your stupidity right now…

Bulkhead- how bout 'stupid'?

Arcee and Rafael Esquivel like this.

Soundwave- Knock Knock

Knock-Out- Who's there?

Soundwave- tuna fish

Knock-Out- Tuna fish who?

Soundwave- you can tune a piano, but you cannot tune a fish!

Knock-Out- u saw that movie too?!

Soundwave- *nods head*

Knock-Out- ...wanna watch it...

Soundwave- I'm ready! I'm ready!

Ratchet- Bulkhead I am going to kill you!

Bulkhead- What?! Why?!

Ratchet- I cannot finish Raf's car any time soon!

Bulkhead- so why r u blaming me?!

Optimus Prime-…Cuz she ratchet…

ha, weren't expecting that were you?

Can you guss Soundwave's two quotes, what movie/show they were from?

Thank you to all my reviewers, readers, favoriters, and susrciber/alerters!

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