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Breakdown has joined Facebook.
Breakdown is now friends with Jack Darby, Knock-Out and 12 others.
Knock-Out- Ahh, Breakdown, it 's nice of you to join us.
Breakdown- I'm sorry was I late?
Knock-Out- yes, yes you were
Breakdown and Knock-Out are now in a relationship; Bromance.
Miko Nakadai- yeah cuz 'Bromance' really helps your tough Decepticon image…
Knock-Out- I told you the idea was fragged! Change it!
Breakdown- Nope ;D
Knock-Out- Who wants to buff me?
Miko Nakadai- Absolutely no one.
Miko Nakadai- School starts soon! Just kill me now! x_x
Megatron- with pleasure.
Ratchet, Knock-Out and 3 others like this.
Miko Nakadai- Shut up all of you!
Bulkhead added his location.
Getting a relic the cons don't know about! =)
Knock-Out- Now we do.
Ratchet- You frag-head! Why would you post your location?!
Bulkhead- spur of the moment?
Knock-Out- HA! You need help!
Rafael Esquivel- Spending the last day of summer perfectly, racing with Bee!
Optimus Prime, Bumblebee and 3 others like this.
Jack Darby- Me and Cee are taking a drive. xD
Miko Nakadai- Oh yeah? Well, me and Bulk are tearing through the streets cranking up track 7!
Ratchet- I am recalibrating the monitor systems.
Miko Nakadai- NO ONE CARES!
Knock-Out, Arcee and 4 others like this.
Ratchet- Well…
Knock-Out- thanks for the buff Breakdown
Breakdown- I bet Screamer would be jealous!
Knock-Out- do I even want to know why?
Breakdown- Cuz I get to buff u, if you know what I mean. ;D
Knock-Out- o_O
Miko Nakadai- wtf man?!
Jack Darby- Such a disturbing mental image Dx
Rafael Esquivel- is that even legal?
Ratchet- no
Miko Nakadai- And u would know that how…?
Arcee- Ratchet knows all about buffing Knock-Out, duhhh!
Miko Nakadai- That's just nasty.
Jack Darby- I'm scarred.
Knock-Out- Hey Soundwave, I saw Arachnid checking u out earlier. ;D
Soundwave- Wait a minute Doc, are you trying to tell me that my mother has the hots for me?!
Knock-Out- She's not your mother, stupid!
Soundwave- Momma always said 'Stupid is, stupid does.'
Arcee- Even if she is, there's no way to find out cuz I'm about to rip her fragging head off!
Soundwave- Stay away from her, you bitch!
Miko Nakadai- Hey Ratchet, you don't need to watch none of those medial dramas, all of the drama you could want is right here!
Arcee, Optimus Prime and 3 others like this.
Breakdown to Bulkhead-
So how'd that just feel, ya know getting the scrap beat out of you?
Bulkhead- It actually felt kinda nice =)
Breakdown- Really?
Bulkhead- yeah, kinda like this…
Breakdown- OWWW! What the frag, I was reading ur comment! So not fair!
Bulkhead- Sucks to be you then, doesn't—
Bulkhead- You slag-head, I was commenting, so I wasn't ready!
Arcee- Can you 2 babies shut your slagging mouths and fight?!
Bumblebee, Ratchet and 5 others like this.
Bulkhead- Actually abutting our mouths wouldn't do any good, cuz we're not really talking.
Miko Nakadai likes this.
Arcee- touché
Miko Nakadai- ok, my reports due tomorrow 2nd period. I'll the movie tonight and finish the writing during 1st period!
Jack Darby- Wow, why am I not surprised. -_-
Miko Nakadai- becuz you've known me for a couple years now. ;)
Jack Darby- and I am hating every single second of it!
June Darby- Jackson Darby, apologize to Miko now!
Miko Nakadai- yeah Jack *sniffle* You hurt my feelings.
Jack Darby- Mom, I was joking! Sheesh.
Miko Nakadai- So, you're loving every minute of knowing me?
Jack Darby- No, yes I mean…I hate everyone.
Miko Nakadai- finished the movie. Was ok, don't know why bee and raf were crying thought o_O
Bumblebee- It was sad!
Rafael Esquivel and Bulkhead likes this.
Miko Nakadai- Don't tell me you were crying too, Bulk. Or wait, was there just something in ur eye?
Bulkhead- No, I was crying. Dx
Miko Nakadai- my hero…
Arachnid has joined Facebook
Arachnid is now friends with Arcee, Optimus Prime and 13 others.
Megatron has added Knock-Out, Soundwave and 2 others to the group, Autobot haters.
Knock-Out- Finally! Primus, they're such freaks!
Breakdown- IKR?!
Soundwave- They carry different diseases than us.
Knock-Out- totally.
Arachnid- they're such failures.
Bulkhead- CYBERBULLIES!
Miko Nakadai, Arcee and 5 others like this.
Soundwave and Arachnid are now in a relationship.
Ratchet- wow, wasn't expecting that.
Knock-Out- Me neither.
Arachnid- Shut up both of you before you become apart of my trophy collection!
Megatron has added Breakdown and 5 others to the group Decepticons.
Bulkhead- HEY LOSERS!
Miko Nakadai- Creeps!
Bumblebee- No Lifes!
Optimus Prime- Please, can we not act like immature babies for one second?
Ratchet likes this.
Knock-Out- Yeah, listen to ur leader, cuz we got an epic doctor, a giant killer spider, the world's best wrecker, the silent, but deadly one and Megatron…
Soundwave- and you just managed to piss every single one off.
Rafael Esquivel- School's almost here!
Miko Nakadai- I am ashamed to call u my friend -_-
Jack Darby- Did u do ur homework yet?
Miko Nakadai- nope, but hey…Raf wanna do my hw?
Jack Darby- Say NO!
Miko Nakadai- Please?
Miko Nakadai- Please?
Miko Nakadai- Please?
Miko Nakadai- Please?
Miko Nakadai- Please?
Rafael Esquivel- FINE! As long as you stop commenting, ur blowing up my phone!
Miko Nakadai- HA! I always get what I want *insert evil laugh here*
Jack Darby- We're doomed.
Bulkhead- Take that you fragging Decepticon!
Ratchet- I love how you frag-heads have the time to update ur statues when you're in the middle of a WAR ZONE!
Optimus Prime- Me too.
Bulkhead- we should have this thing when we stop every punch to check our FB.
Optimus Prime- This has become an unhealthy obsession.
June Darby likes this.
Ratchet- They honestly have no life— oh slag it! Come on I was fragging 2 inches away from reaching the goal and I would have had the high score! Some crazy cabbie you are…
Bulkhead- And u say we have issues…
Arcee likes this.
June Darby- Honey, do you have everything ready for school?
Jack Darby-…sure…
June Darby- Are you lying to me, Jack :(
Jack Darby- What? No! Miko is.
Miko Nakadai- I didn't even say anything and I still get blamed.
Ratchet- I'd blame you too.
Miko Nakadai- wtf?! I did nothing to you!
Ratchet- Doesn't mean I can't blame you.
Miko Nakadai- DIE IN A HOLE!
Ratchet- Die in the Pit!
June Darby- Can you two just get along?
Optimus Prime likes this.
Miko Nakadai- Nope.
Ratchet- Ha, like that's even possible!
Optimus Prime- They're hopeless…
June Darby and Arcee like this.
Miko Nakadai- Goodnight Facebook, Goodbye summer, Hello Hell—whoops I meant School.
Jack Darby and Rafael Esquivel like this.
Ratchet- Finally! I no longer have those annoying pests here to break everything!
Arcee- Actually, Bulk's still here.
Miko Nakadai likes this.
Miko Nakadai- Should be in science ;D
Jack Darby- r u cutting?
Miko Nakadai- I wouldn't call it cutting…
June Darby- I would!
Miko Nakadai- Ugh…I really have to start blocking my posts from you!
Starscream has joined Facebook.
Starscream is friends with no one because they all declined his request.
Starscream- Oh come on! Not one friend?
Bulkhead- Just like your social life.
Miko Nakadai- wait, if we're not friend then we can't annoy the frag out of him!
Knock-Out- So true…
Starscream is now friends with Knock-Out, Breakdown and 14 others.
Miko Nakadai- Got detention. x_x
Jack Darby- On the first day of school?!
Miko- yup, for the whole week. :'(
Jack Darby- Only you, Miko, only you…
Miko Nakadai- I think my partner in crime deserves some credit ;D
Rafael Esquivel- Never and I mean never let Miko sucker you into going racing down the school hallway in a shopping cart.
Jack Darby- You didn't!
Miko Nakadai- Oh yes, my little partner in crime did xDD
Jack Darby- Ur a bad influence Miko!
Bumblebee, Ratchet and 4 others like this.
Jack Darby- besides, do I even want to know how u got the shopping cart in the school?
Miko Nakadai- Nope. ;)
Rafael Esquivel, Bulkhead and 2 others like this.
Miko Nakadai- Hey Bulk! Pick me and raf up early from detention, k?
Bulkhead- Miko, you have to learn that there is absolutely no shopping carts races in school
Miko Nakadai- Psh! I know it's wrong, but if I did everything right all the time, life would be boring!
Optimus Prime- Miko, too much wrong doing is a very bad thing. Take the Decepticons for example.
Miko Nakadai- Gah! Stop with the all-knowing speeches! This is supposed to make readers laugh, not learn!
Jack Darby- Miko! Don't break the 4th wall!
Arcee, Bulkhead and 6 others like this.
Ratchet- She could use an all-knowing speech or two.
Jack Darby- Try 300!
Ratchet likes this.
Miko Nakadai to Starscream-
Those heels of yours really go nice with ur girly hips!
Starscream- My hips are not girly!
Knock-Out – U sure bout that Screamy?
Starscream- yes and don't call me Screamy, my name is Starscream!
Knock-Out- I like Screamy, it's feminine, just like u.
Starscream- I AM NOT A GIRL!
Miko Nakadai- u look like a girl to me…
Megatron, Knock-Out and 8 others like this.
Starscream- Screw you all!
Miko Nakadai- in detention x_x
Jack Darby- Ur phone should be off, Miko.
Miko Nakadai- Who am I, Raf?
Jack Darby- Not fair, he's listening so he can't go on his phone to come defend himself.
Bumblebee- I will.
Miko Nakadai- No need, Bulk's here to pick us up early ;D
Bulkhead- Hurry, before Ratchet knows I left!
Ratchet- I can read ur posts Bulkhead… -_-
Bulkhead- Scrap!
Knock-Out- Who's awesome and sexy and red all over?
Who can also give you a great makeover.
He can beat up the Autobot scout.
That's right, it's ME! Go Knock-Out!
Miko Nakadai- dafuqq?!
Optimus Prime, Bumblebee and 7 others like this.
Breakdown- Hey, Bulk! Look under there!
Bulkhead- under where?
Breakdown- HA! I made u say underwear! Lol
Rafael Esquivel- Actually, bulkhead said 'under where', you're the one that said underwear.
Bulkhead, Miko Nakadai and 3 others like this.
Knock-Out- I'm sexy and I know it!
Soundwave- There's something wrong with you, really.
Arachnid- I agree with u, hun.
Breakdown- ACK! Get a room!
Bulkhead posted on the Decepticon Group Wall.
Hey losers, did you guys get lives yet?
Knock-Out- We already had them.
Arcee- I wouldn't be so sure.
Arachnid- About what, ur social status?
Bulkhead- No about ur coolness.
Megatron- we Decepticons don't need coolness, all we need to be is victorious!
Bulkhead- Cut the scrap. -_-
Breakdown- Right after you stop being stupid!
Bumblebee- We're not stupid, you creeps are stupid!
Optimus Prime- Is this really necessary, guys?
Knock-Out- Oh right, we're the stupid ones. At least we don't hand around weak fleshies.
Arcee- Last time I checked these so called 'weak fleshies' helped kick ur rafts tons of times!
Megatron- U wish!
Optimus Prime- Old friend, can you help explain to these thick-helms that this is a waste of time?
Knock-Out- U Autobots are just jealous of our good looks!
Bumblebee- I don't see any good looks, do you Bulk?
Bulkhead- Why no, I don't Bee.
Breakdown- U guys r such freaks! I want to puke every time I see ur ugly face-plates!
Bulkhead- Well, we want to stick a knife into ur sparks when we see you monsters!
Optimus Prime- Ratchet?
Ratchet- Ahh, yes…you guys need to stop this uhhh childish bickering…right now or else.
Optimus Prime- do you want to join -_-
Ratchet- Yeah!
Optimus Prime- fine…
Ratchet- You Decepticon losers are unloved creeps!
Knock-Out- Yo momma so dumb when she hears it's chilly outside, she goes and gets a bowl!
Ratchet- At least I have a mother that loves me, you adopted little fragger!
Knock-Out-…
Bulkhead- Ohhh he went there!
Knock-Out- You can beat the slag out of me on the battle field, but you never and I mean never call a mech adopted. That's just going too far!
Ratchet-D'aww did I make u dyr? Come back and fight like a mech!
Soundwave- He's not coming back, you offended him!
Bulkhead- Goodbye freak!
Breakdown- We're all leaving.
Arcee- Why don't u guys get lifes while you're gone? ;D
Breakdown- Can u guys just stop with the insults for one second? You're lowering our self-esteem lower than it has been before!
Bulkhead- Yeah! We won. Who wants to celebrate with some High-Grade Energon?
Ratchet, Arcee and 1 other likes this.
Optimus Prime- This should be intresting…
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