A/N- Hey! Hey! Sorry, I have written anything lately. I was gonna update Tuesday but then I watched the Glee Project (Don't ask.) and my favorite contender was eliminated! Seriously, I was bawling and throwing a fit.

If my other two favs go home, I'm not watching the show. Sucks.

3rd Person-

The scene before the titan was simply pathetic.

Camp Half-Blood was prepared yet, unprepared. The impending war was expected but the drama-not so much.

The Apollo and Ares cabins were fighting over a mere chariot, their supposed "leader" was busy wallowing at the pain of his girlfriends' betrayal. Meanwhile, the latter was thinking up of ways to get the other to forgive her. And so far, nothing was working-mostly because the daughter of Athena was giving her advice on a relationship she wanted to fail.

The daughter of Zeus noticed this but refused to say anything about. She was simply contemplating and waiting. Waiting for the right moment.

Even the gods themselves were occupied with the threat of a massive war. Mainly, their most important concern was Typhon-the most feared and deadliest creature known to the gods.

Unlike the beings like him, Hades was ruling the Underworld-absolutely ignoring the world above. With one too many attempts at failing, his son was beginning to think that his father didn't even care about the mortals, gods, or their children.

The corner of the titan's mouth curved up into a sadistic grin.

This was going to be all too easy.

Percy Pov-

Today sucks.

Everyday sucks.

My life sucks.

Love sucks. More importantly, betrayal sucks.

Especially from the one you love. (That's so deep, Perce. So deep.)

Calypso Pov-

"I told you-you should've told him. But now..." Annabeth shook her head, disappointed.

"Should've told him what? I didn't know what the watch could do!" I sighed, leaning against the wall that Rachel had painted.

She was driving me insane.

You should sing Percy a song.

Maybe a new watch? (I actually did try that-he threw back at me asking, "Is this one cursed too?")

Get him something blue.

He likes swords.

A fish...A fish is what you need!

Yeah, my love life is in the hands of a daughter of Athena, who "supposedly" doesn't hate me anymore-still unclear on that-and most of time is plotting a way to kill me during capture the flag.

Annabeth snapped her fingers. "I got it! You should take him on a helicopter ride!"

I frowned uneasily. Maybe she was trying to kill him as well. "I thought sons of Poseidon's don't cope with air too well?"

"They don't. You can get a helicopter that flies over the ocean or something." Annabeth advised. "My dad has a couple of blue prints and whatnot. Plus, I think I can drive a helicopter."

"The only time we would need you to drive a helicopter, would be if we were in a war zone and some foolish mortal decided to crash into the battle."

"And why would the helicopter crash?"

"Maybe the pilot fell asleep or something. I don't know."

"If there's a pilot there must be another mortal passenger. How come he/she weren't asleep?"

"Maybe they could see through the mist and became the new oracle. It's just fiction, Annabeth."

"Okay." Annabeth raised her palms up in surrender. "I get it. But if a book comes out about a boy from New York who saved the world with the use of pen sword, his amazing sidekicks, and radical-yet impulsive-acts of valor, I'm going to say I told you so."

I gave a small smile at that. "Who would make a book about Percy? And what if they made a terrible sequel about an obnoxious teenager who thinks he saved the world, when in reality, he only saved a dumb mountain? What happens if they put in some totally whiny character who just worships the ground the other teenager walks upon? Then they might put in a totally awesome, funny, and talented character-but he/she doesn't get enough pages."

"Okay, get this." Annabeth was trying to hold in her laughter. "What if one of those teens were a Roman demigod? Not that they exist but what if like Hera or someone took and switched him with a Greek demigod! Then, the Roman and Greek demigods' would go to each others' camp and restore the peace between both people. Afterwards, they would join together and defeat some huge unawakened force like-an evil Pan!"

"Or Gaea and her giants!"

"That would be so bad! Maybe not as bad as the author's cliff hangers that they give his/her's readers, then makes them wait every year-in the meantime they read some Egyptian series that never satisfies their thirst for the other series-and when the book comes out, it has yet ANOTHER cliffy!"

I laughed with her-Annabeth's unrealistic situation made so much sense, that it SHOULD be made into a book!

"Oh and maybe, there's this one reader that would actually go as far as to kidnap the author if he/she killed off the main character of their first series! Or maybe he/she would kill a couple of directors for making a second movie after the first one was terrible."

Annabeth chuckled lightly, small tears in her eyes. "What if one the characters-in the movie-was actually twelve and blonde? But then they pick an actress with brown hair and somewhat blue eyes! Who does that!"

"Hold on-I've got a one." I swallowed;ready to burst into laughter. "And what if they put a goddess that wasn't even in the first book into the movie? Maybe she was Persephone and wasn't really supposed to show up until the fifth book?"

Annabeth shook her head. "I'd hate to be in a movie were half the books' fans' are furious about the cast and irrelevant plot line. Actually, I'd hate to be portrayed by someone who looks nothing like me! I mean, she couldn't wear a wig-it's not like they did much action, anyway-or dye her hair blonde?"

I shook my head in turn. As if.

A quiet knock came at the door when Annabeth's and my fits of laughter closed to a finish.

"Guys?" Thalia's voice could be heard over the lone room in the big house. "Chiron's holding an emergency meeting. He wants you both there."

Annabeth and I exchanged looks.

This wasn't going to be good.

"We'll be out in a sec!" Annabeth yelled, getting up.

I sighed.

This sucks.

A/N- I know it wasn't funny but you can pretend to laugh for my sake. So I don't know what I did with this chappie-I wanted to put some action in there but I just came back from just sitting around and doing nothing, so you can imagine how not tired-but lazy, I am.

How you'd like my references to the series and movies. C'mon, you know you wanna flame me-I said my opinion, you might as well.

But if you really wanna get your two cents in-visit my story, Let's start a Revolution.

So the winner of the girl who takes the knife is actually Calypso-and for those who wanted to know, I wasn't planning on killing said girl, just a wound-yep!