Chapter 10: A Cheater's Love (Part 3)
Word Count: 2,573
Dedicated To: C.A.M.E.O.1 and Only for reviewing consistently now, it means lots to me!
Warning: Haru becomes a complete dick in this chapter. BUT that means more crack~
Disclaimer: I do not own Free!.
The waterfall continued to pound into the rocks, nothing would seem to a normal person to have changed. But, well, Haru is not your average person. He is H2Osexual and proud! Also, he brings a new kind of 'logic' to the playing field.
"What do you mean the rocks were there first?" Haru asked incredulously.
The waterfall, surprisingly, did not respond. Wait, that was expected by everyone. Except Haru, so of course it answered him. Haru universe was its own kind of crazy, yet, he managed to be in this reality. Quite an interesting occurrence.
"How come you never told me!"
The waterfall continued being a waterfall.
"What do you mean your relationship with the rocks was rocky when you met me?"
The waterfall kept doing its own thing, water falling and what not.
"I cannot believe this! I would never help a cheater! I never knew you were taken! Do not dare treat me like that!"
Haru stared at the waterfall, eyes wide. He hesitantly approaches it.
"Hey there, you seem to be the type that I can easily fall for," he said, trying to use a classy pickup line.
The waterfall does not respond. He wanted to try another, just to see if there was any impact whatsoever, he already knew the waterfall was in the palm of his hand.
"Just looking at you is making me hot, would you care to cool me off?" he asked, again, knowing that the answer would never be no. They never said no. All bodies of water just jumped at the chance. Splashed at the chance? Evaporated at the chance? Whatever it is water does when it is being a complete slut. Which is always. So the water was just doing its normal routine when Haru asked it. He did not even know why he bothered asking in the first place. Common courtesy maybe. It probably would not please the water if he basically treated it like the slut it is.
Haru was not looking for a committed relationship, mostly just a good lay because he managed to get aroused by the hike. Who needed committed relationships? He already had the tub, and of course water bottles, so he just pleased who he liked and left them behind. He was a dick. And he forgot to bring a water bottle. However, it did not end up being just a one time thing. He knewest not what he didst by going-back-repeatedly-to-have-sex-with-that drab. (1)
The waterfall continued on with its daily routine while Haru was lost in memories.
"Wait, hold up. We both know the rocks were not around back then."
The waterfall's water just kept falling, just kept falling, just kept falling... (2)
"Do not give me that. Just because you date the rocks now does not mean you have to lie from them!"
The waterfall kept acting like a waterfall.
"You broke my heart because you wanted to be with them! That does not mean you get to say I was not here first!"
The waterfall remained a waterfall.
"You are pathetic."
The waterfall appeared to be unaffected. To anyone but Haru it was actually unaffected. To Haru it was offended.
"I imagine any sex I had with you was better than what you get with the rocks!"
Haru smirked, yet another beauty had fallen for him. He really did get all the water. Or maybe it should be said all the water got him. Because he only did it for the water, not for himself. His selflessness was why all the water wanted to have sex with him to begin with... but enough of that! Back to the memory of Haru's first time with the waterfall. Which was also the same day they met. Haru does not need dates, but that does not make him a slut like the rain! He just does not want to make the water wait to get pleased. He was just trying to do his best to please the water without having a wait period. Those were almost as annoying as refractory periods, or at least, Haru thought they would be. His refractory period was basically nonexistent.
Haru stripped off all his clothes, wading into the water. Upon entry he made a sound that was a combination of a whine, gasp, and moan. It was colder than he had expected, but he did ask it to cool him off. The water surrounding and inside him turned him on more. He could not help but crave more. Thankfully the waterfall wanted more as well, so he had nothing to worry about. He could still please the waterfall and himself! Ah, could life be more perfect? He benefited from this selfless act of kindness, which made it even sweeter. He gave to the water community, and received as well. Give and take, though Haru would have still done it even if he did not get anything from the sex. There is no doubt in his mind that he would still do it if he got nothing from it. His pleasure was indirect! He did it for the water! Not himself. Not at all. Never just for himself, nor did he ever force himself on water. The water always wanted him, all forms lusted after him.
Putting emphasis of that in his mind, so he would feel better about what he was doing, he began to swim towards the waterfall. Once he was under it, he became Haru leaned back and just floated underneath it letting it pound into him. And because Haru was Haru, the force of the impacting on him did not force him under the water and cause him to drown. There was logic behind it of course! 'If the water wants to have sex with me, so why would it kill me?' was how Haru explained it. Or how he would, if he was ever asked...
Anyway, Haru was naked under the waterfall, the water pounding into him, leaving no spot untouched. With all the pleasing he does, all of which is with water of some form, he gained the skill of holding his breath for a long time. Which is why when his lips parted slightly to release a moan, he did not panic at the waterfall's invasion of his mouth. He licked his bottom lip, the entire interaction was just so... delicious. He tried to groan, but with the water in his mouth it was more of a gargling sound.
He could not open his eyes, if he did the waterfall would not hesitate to go into his eyes, it was shy about being seen like this. The fact that he could not see, the randomness of the water that continued to fall in sheets onto his skin, and the crashing sound, which was so loud that it acted as white noise, gave Haru an entirely new sensation. This denial of sight and sound increased how he felt every molecule of water against his skin.
Haru, of course, want to please the waterfall, so he begins to suck down some of the water that the waterfall had plowed into his throat. Haru somehow managed to thrust into the waterfall, even though he was not actually on a surface. Again, the power of selflessness! Ah, he had a way with the water.
Magically, wait, logically, he managed to keep thrusting back in time with the waterfall, which was kind of impossible to time, since it was completely random, but Haru had logic on his side. Also, whether or not the event actually happened this way is questionable(3).n his current interpretation of the memory. . somehow anyway. It was not long until he came, fluids instantly washed away. Haru lightly kicked his legs to get back to the edge of the waterfall. He had to put his clothes back on.
"Can the rocks ever beat that?"
The waterfall did not answer, and for once, Haru interpreted the silence as silence.
"I did not think so, I mean you lusted after me for so long, and then you just threw me away. I see how wet you are, you know you would take me back if I wanted to!"
The waterfall did not answer.
"See that rocks! The waterfall knows it true, can you say that the lack of response is not indicative of this?"
The rocks did not answer.
"I did not think so."
The rocks and the waterfall are not answering.
"I bet you even think you were my first."
The waterfall kept pounding on the rocks, however, Haru chose to ignore the fact that waterfall was technically having sex in front of him. It had no shame!
"What do you mean I told you it was my first? I never did anything like that!"
Haru was in the bathroom, though not with the tub, he had not really done anything with the tub yet. He was washing his hands. Licking his lips as he did so. Even at this small amount cascading down onto his hands turned him on. Inexperienced as he was, the hand job he gave sucked, not literally though. He hesitantly fondled the water. Even though he was just doing it to the water and not having anything done to him return, he came quite fast, and then, well, he had to take a tub to clean himself off. That is how Haru started his relationship with the tub, and was introduced to the realities of sex.
"You think I would waste my first time on a slut like you? Do not make me laugh!" Haru could not help but smirk.
The waterfall did not deny it.
"See that rocks? You are dating a slut. How do you like that? I bet the water will still react to my touch, it never could get enough of me."
The waterfall did not say anything to tell him no.
"If that is what you want!" Haru reached his hand out to the water that pooled underneath the main part of it, and caressed the top of it, skimming his experienced fingers gently over it. It sent ripples across the pool.
The water did not say anything though. Except to Haru.
"One touch and I already have you shivering and reacting to me. Rocks, I hope you see what you got yourself into. You got yourself a slut who cannot even resist me. Then again, no water has ever been able to tell me know."
The rocks were rocks.
"Why did I ever love you to begin with?!"
Haru hesitantly leaned over the pool of water after yet another fantastic rough and hard pleasing session, and whispered softly "I love you."
Haru shook his head, then remembered how it 'really' happened.
"Hey, guess what waterfall."
The waterfall did not guess what.
"You know what, be that way. Just so ya know, I love ya. I love ya even though we neva talk. How rough you are and always soaking wet for me makes me realize how much ya love me. You can never get enough of this, can ya?" he said, gesturing to himself.
The waterfall did not answer.
"You don't havta say anything love, I know how ya feel. That is how close we are. Even when you ain't screwing me senseless. Well, almost senseless if you know what I mean."
The waterfall did not answer, obviously knowing what he meant.
"Don't go getting all embarrassed on me now, though that is kinda cute. How about I call you cutie from now on?"
The waterfall did not answer.
"And you can call me sexy beast."
The waterfall did not answer, and Haru took that as if it had said 'of course I will call you sexy beast even though I never actually say anything.'
"Glad we came to an agreement babe," Haru said, winking at it as he left.
Yep, that was totally how it happened.
"I think you only got together with the rocks because you were upset that I dumped you!"
The waterfall did not respond. If not because it was a waterfall, then because that statement totally defied most of the conversation. The whole heart-breaking cheating and what not.
"What do you mean you dumped me? Do you not remember how it happened?"
Haru could not believe what he seeing. Tears that only served to turn him on streaking down his face. He was watching his one true love cheat on him. Also, it was kind of hot, so he did not really want to look away for a while. That was until the full force of reality hit him. Reality reality, not the Haru reality, which was the version of reality that followed all the raven haired teens 'logic'.
"Are you magically planting false memories in my mind? Not going to work on me. I am to mentally strong for you to break down my walls slut. We both know it went like this..." he went into his mind, and apparently the waterfall could be there also.
"Hey there babe, whatcha doin'?"
The waterfall was obviously cheating on him, choosing to allow the power of observation be answer enough.
"Oh, I see. What, you had to get around? Acting like I ain't enough. Who do ya think ye are? I ain't going to stay around for some cheating slut! I got tub, and rain, and pool for that. Hah. You go ahead and screw your rocks. Screw both of ya. Literally! Ha."
The waterfall did not answer him.
"When you try to come back to me, do not expect me to actually care. "
The waterfall did not answer.
"Because ya know what? I never loved you in the first place."
The waterfall was shocked into silence.
"Thank-ya for being such an easy lay! Bye-bye slut."
The waterfall did not go after him, realizing that it had just lost the best thing it ever had. Haru walked triumphantly away. He had known the waterfall was cheating on him all along, though he just wanted to please it. However seeing it right in front of him (though it was always right in front of him, but that would being using non-Haru reality logic), made him snap. Sigh. His only source for a good lay now was the tub.
The waterfall did not answer Haru, he assumed that meant the waterfall agreed that he was right with the 'actual' memory.
"You know, what am I even doing here now?"
The waterfall did not answer.
"Oh right. I wanted to make sure you know that if you try to mess with the ocean, I will make you regret it," he stated, staring at some random spot of water trying to convey his point. He was quite possessive. And well, he wanted his ocean god dammit! And if he had to make some threats, he was going to do it!
The waterfall did not answer. It was... lost for words. Not that it ever had any to begin with. In normal person reality. In Haru reality it was
Haru moved away, satisfied that he had gotten his point across, he had confronted the waterfall. Now it knew not to mess with his relationships!
(1) – He did not know what he did by going-back-repeatedly-to-have-sex-with-that whore). I used archaic terms because I can.
(2) – Finding Nemo reference. I do not own that either...
(3) – At this point in the story, it is more beneficial to Haru to act like he took control. However, to me, chapter 3 is how it went. Similar to how he ignored the rocks, he no longer wants to remember the waterfall that way... In these false memory flashbacks, Haru constructs those of him as more of what most people would consider a complete douche. I apologize to the English language for the way he speaks in any that I ever write.
Okay, so I currently have 3 more things to do before this story ends D:
1) Confront rain (possibly as asshole Haru, maybe not, let me know opinions please~) 2) Meet with Mako (it has been decided!) 3) Ending (I know how it will end~ No spoilers though!)... If there is anything not here that you want to see before it ends LET ME KNOW~ I will do my best to add it :D
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