"I do..I do have feelings for you Sam. It's just that I thought you were dead, and Naya was here and she's hot..can you honestly say you wouldn't fuck her?" Quinn says while raising her eyebrow.
"True..you got me there. But do you really mean it? You have feelings for me?"
"Sam I don't just have feelings for you...I love you," she says while looking him in the eyes. Sam can't fight this feeling any longer and he closes the difference in between them, kissing Quinn and putting all of the love he feels for her in that kiss. It was passionate, and gentle, and caring, and absolutely perfect. They break away for air, panting and rest their foreheads against each others. "I love you too. So much," Sam manages to get out, gazing into Quinn's eyes. They get lost in each others gazes and kiss once more. Sam is unbuttoning Quinn's shirt when they get interrupted by the sound of wings flapping and butter squishing around. "Howdy y'all! Lets get you niggas home!"

As Sam and Quinn mount the giant butter stick that Paula Deen pulled out of her vagina (even though they would much rather be mounting each other) they fly towards Quinn's house. They pass by Brittany's house, which is three houses down from Ashley. While they fly over her house, they can hear loud screams and moans and that same Latina raspy voice yelling, "OH FUCK BABY MHMMM RIGHT THERE UGH YOU FUCK ME SO GOOD!" Quinn gets a look of horror on her face while Sam simply smirks and they finally arrive at Quinn's houses where the moans and screams sound fainter. "Alright y'all. Here's your house. Have a complimentary gift," Paula Deen declares as she reaches in between her thunder thighs and gets out a jumbo butter stick. "Use it wisely nigga," Paula says wiggling her white (ha if they were black she would've called them nigga and shaved them off) eyebrows. "Uh..no she won't be needing that," Sam says confidently, smirking at Quinn as she blushes.
"Whatever y'all. You know me and my butter. I is who I is."